| #256 | Crimboween memo | 33 |
| #1579 | Crimbuck | 132 |
| #40 | Elf Guard safety bear | 3 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 8 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #278 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #116 | big rock | 17 |
| #177 | blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #138 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #272 | crystalline cheer | 237 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #487 | electrical thingamabob | 2 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #69 | meat st‰¿bing club | 28 |
| #279 | memory of a C | 2 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #47 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 7 |
| #179 | pie man was not meant to eat | 12 |
| #406 | plastic ingot | 3 |
| #71 | plastic passion fruit | 31 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #228 | seal-clubbing club | 230 |
| #10 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #53 | silent B | 5 |
| #19 | silent D | 4 |
| #32 | silent E | 2 |
| #38 | silent F | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #50 | silent I | 11 |
| #41 | silent J | 7 |
| #58 | silent L | 4 |
| #108 | silent M | 4 |
| #13 | silent N | 8 |
| #47 | silent O | 14 |
| #26 | silent P | 14 |
| #17 | silent Q | 6 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #39 | silent U | 2 |
| #19 | silent V | 5 |
| #78 | silent X | 5 |
| #44 | silent Z | 4 |
| #205 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #76 | slime convention coupons | 3 |
| #77 | slime convention flyers | 3 |
| #84 | slime convention t-shirt | 3 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #424 | squirming egg sac | 22 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #58 | tobiko-infused sake | 4 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #255 | urinal cake | 11 |
| #624 | valuable trinket | 116 |