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| #77 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #39 | Boltsmann ID badge | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #457 | Chroner | 13 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 17 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #303 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #83 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| #117 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 8 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #978 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #76 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #54 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #2036 | badass belt | 26 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #106 | big rock | 22 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bowl of Jeal-O | 277 |
| #327 | bunny liver | 19 |
| #222 | candy cigarette | 4 |
| #5 | chiffon chamberpot | 1 |
| #10 | chiffon chemise | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #33 | gingerbread nylons | 20 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #35 | hawk | 68 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #39 | heavy crown | 76 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #173 | impure gasoline | 2 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #185 | jive turkey leg | 6 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #69 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1203 | old sweatpants | 25 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #26 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 19 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2354 | stuffed astral badger | 21 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #2452 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #30 | sugarplum ration | 16 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #469 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #568 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |