| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #78 | 4-dimensional fez | 2 |
| #97 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #28 | Boltsmann ID badge | 2 |
| #348 | Chroner | 72 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #174 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 17 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #333 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| #90 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #168 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #86 | Jamaican coffee | 2 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #74 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #95 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #43 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #70 | accordion file | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #66 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #117 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #123 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #121 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #99 | big rock | 29 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #39 | bowl of Jeal-O | 277 |
| #332 | bunny liver | 19 |
| #205 | candy cigarette | 6 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #37 | gingerbread nylons | 20 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #33 | hawk | 68 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #39 | heavy crown | 76 |
| #133 | hep waders | 1 |
| #308 | huge Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #176 | impure gasoline | 2 |
| #28 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #188 | jive turkey leg | 6 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #593 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #70 | mama's squeezebox | 1 |
| #108 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #1095 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #85 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #48 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #28 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 19 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #1379 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #342 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #2852 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2883 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed angry cow | 16 |
| #2098 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2593 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2477 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2688 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2678 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3037 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2397 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #2013 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #1982 | stuffed treasure chest | 8 |
| #2580 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #33 | sugarplum ration | 16 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #36 | topiary skunk | 2 |
| #96 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |