Westcliffe

RankItemQuantity
#1418-picohertz resonator crystal1
#37Ancient Saucehelm27
#21Angelhair Culottes21
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#219BURT135
#21Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental22
#124Barney's rake2
#1569Baron von Ratsworth's monocle7
#612Bash-ÅŒs boxtop1
#615Bit O' Ectoplasm2
#138Bjorn's Hammer3
#74Bling of the New Wave11
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#290Boris's ring6
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1792Boss Bat britches4
#1033CRIMBCO mug8
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#33Claw of the Infernal Seal18
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#22Colander of Em-er'il28
#263Cold Hots candy31
#66Comet Drop1
#70Comet Pop2
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#1681Crimboween memo4
#63Crown of the Goblin King237
#1149Daffy Taffy18
#36Disco 'Fro Pick23
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#50Dolphin King's crown74
#49Dr. Hobo's scalpel73
#701Drowsy Sword24
#76El Sombrero De Lopez20
#15Elder Turtle Shell37
#130Elvish delight2
#421FDKOL commendation530
#378FDKOL hotcakes6
#14Galapagosian Cuisses25
#15Garter of the Turtle Poacher24
#102Good 'n' Slimy1
#588Goodfella contract21
#44Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob16
#343Gummi-DNA1
#193Iron Beta of Industry51
#357Jarlsberg's earring4
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#38Krakrox's Loincloth17
🥈LARP membership card1
#108La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez12
#106Lederhosen of the Night12
#512Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet53
#261Mae West with a fly in it1
#54Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery7
#844Mob Penguin cellular phone17
#171Mr. Balloon1
#1318Mr. Mediocrebar28
#39Newman's Own Trousers17
#577Nickel Gamma of Frugality9
#402Now and Earlier7
#300Orange Star of Sacrifice7
#1494Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster3
#880Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#31Purple Beast energy drink200
#297Rock Pops170
#26Scalp of Gorgolok32
#527Senior Mints9
#644Steal This Candy1
#4Tales of Dread1
#453Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette9
#16Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model5
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#76Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette7
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#235Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette3
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#171Thwaitgold butterfly statuette6
#1414Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette1
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#521Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette6
#99Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#17Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette11
#180Thwaitgold listening bug statuette1
#1071Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#252Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#178Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette1
#358Thwaitgold nymph statuette2
#255Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette3
#227Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#98Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette13
#1042Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#58Thwaitgold shield bug statuette2
#321Thwaitgold slug statuette14
#525Thwaitgold spider statuette5
#1601Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette4
#1267Thwaitgold termite statuette1
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#143UV monocular1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#32Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap1
#1625Valentine5
🥈Velougats™200
#72Volartta's bellbottoms11
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#475Wint-O-Fresh mint25
#1013Yummy Tummy bean160
#73adorable seal larva18
#223alien force field disruptor bean1
#14alien source code printout (used)1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#181asbestos crossbow4
#119asbestos staff5
#88asbestos sword8
#132bad-ass club1
#78badass belt262
#45beer-scented teddy bear31
#210big stick1
#198blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#998blood flower4
#236blood of the Wereseal2
#318blood-faced volleyball1
#690bloody beer5
#14bomb of unknown origin1
#26booze-soaked cherry34
#229bottle of goofballs98
#12bowl of petunias1
#434box of sunshine819
#230breath mint1
#574broken cellular phone2
#28broken skull3,281
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#454burst hellseal brain9
#92bus pass13
#121calle de miel with a fly in it2
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#452can of Red Minotaur8
#902candied kobold2
#346candy brain10
#63candy cane671
#736cheap plastic bottle opener9
#38cheap toaster36
#253chintzy seal pendant4
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#212chocolate seal-clubbing club1
#131chrome crossbow6
#871chrome ore2
#429chrome staff1
#277chrome sword3
#73club necklace52
#77club sandwich6
#311cold nuggets2
#229cold powder2
#188comfy pillow2
#39continuum transfunctioner1
🥉control crystal1
#178corned-beef Reuben12
#19creepy-ass club1
#362crumbling rat skull1
#207death blossom1
#19depleted uranium seal figurine18
#69diamond necklace53
#398dope gangsta bling-bling2
#372drop of water-376
#79drywall axe136
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#110easter egg balloon119
🥈eerily silent box1
#871empty blowgun1
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#113ert grey goo ring6
#26evil-ass club1
#1643explosion-flavored chewing gum2
#436extra-spicy bloody mary2
#785fat stacks of cash6
#39figurine of a charred seal47
#53figurine of a cold seal79
#116figurine of a cute baby seal2
#59figurine of a shadowy seal19
#13figurine of a sleek seal81
#444figurine of a slippery seal3
#133figurine of a stinking seal17
#35figurine of a wretched-looking seal30
#132figurine of an armored seal2
#838flashing novelty button2
#100friendly cheez blob16
#45frigid-ass club1
#221frost-rimed seal hide1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#98frozen seal spine1
#172fustulent seal grulch1
#496fuzzy busby3
#31fuzzy dice46
#418fuzzy earmuffs3
#609fuzzy montera1
#448giant discarded bottlecap11
#171giant discarded plastic fork50
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#172giant marshmallow2
#50giant pinky ring221
#231gin-soaked blotter paper2
#128giraffe-necked turtle4
#70glass slipper1
#115golden twig2
#452green beer29
#1158green candy heart1
#765green glowstick2
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#64grue egg231
#172gummi turtle3
#93heart necklace46
#1083heart of the volcano4
#55hellseal claw661
#34hellseal whisker690
#1877helmet turtle1
#385henna face paint1
#168henna tattoo6
#161hippo whip1
#116honey stick3
#21honeypot3
#331hot nuggets2
#171hot powder7
#347hot wad5
#24hot-ass club1
#148hyperinflated seal lung2
#164imbued seal-blubber candle1
#93imp air10
#683irate sombrero1
#140irradiated turtle3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#999lavender candy heart2
#61linoleum crossbow11
#51linoleum staff11
#47linoleum sword15
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#862loose teeth22
#378lovecat tail2
#70lucky rabbit's foot67
#42macaroni duck21
#858mafia aria18
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#5magical pony: Rosey Cake1,283
#235mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#127mocking turtle4
#358mysterious silver lapel pin3
#20nasty-ass club1
#2263obsidian dagger4
#81old sweatpants841
#230orange candygram2
#1139orange glowstick1
#126oriole-feather headdress10
#35pail248
#42pants of the Slug Lord67
#401paranormal ricotta1
#807party hat1
#192penguin whip1
#70penguin-smacking club1
#471peppermint tailings1
#236perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#999pink candy heart2
#132pirate fledges1
#555pixellated candy heart22
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#531plastic passion fruit2
#1810pretty flower2
#47propeller beanie1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
#321psycho sweater1
#779purple clay bead1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#90rat head balloon1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#9red traffic cone1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#313ribbon candy2
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#66rubber WWBD? bracelet55
#69rubber WWJD? bracelet56
#77rubber WWSPD? bracelet49
#77rubber WWtNSD? bracelet48
#163s'more192
#401sabre teeth16
#1526sandwich of the gods3
#160scrap of shadow1
#156seal lube1
🥇seal tooth360,009
#142seal-blubber candle34
#57seal-clubbing club1,727
#39seal-skull helmet1,108
#149severed flipper1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#12shadow candy7
#7shadowy seal eye47
#477shimmering tendrils1
#61shiny ring284
#491shredded hellseal hide6
#203silver shrimp fork11
#167sizzling seal fat1
#129slap and tickle with a fly in it2
#319sleaze powder1
#328sleeping wereturtle2
#298slime convention swag bag1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#69spade necklace54
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#153sponge cake4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#290spooky nuggets3
#100spooky powder21
#300spooky wad4
#38squirming Slime larva1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#321stench nuggets2
#182stench powder5
#402stench wad2
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#210stray chihuahua12
#1295string of blue beads8
#1605string of green beads5
#1584string of red beads5
#596sugar-coated pine cone1
#514support cummerbund12
#178sword hilt1
#168syncopated turtle1
#188tainted seal's blood1
#223tangarita with a fly in it1
#153tangle of rat tails1
#468tattered paper crown2
#603tenderizing hammer1
🥇time sleigh1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#1375tiny plastic angry space marine1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#1319tiny plastic seal clubber4
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2726toast14
#313torn hellseal sinew14
#310tortoise's blessing7
#1416turtle totem5
#404twinkly nuggets5
#383twinkly powder4
#1021twinkly wad2
#31untamable turtle24
#212unusual disco ball10
#632useless powder142
#669vanilla-frosted king cake1
#1149vertebra of the Bonerdagon4
#1043viking helmet1
#73walrus-tusk earring15
🥇wand of fudge control1
#220whip kit1
#1159white candy heart1
#365wooden axe1
#116wooden stakes28
#74worst candy1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#1201zombie pineal gland3

Wow, that's 377,666 items total!

what items are this player missing?