thexmanlight

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#237"caramel" orange1
#795-Alarm Saucepan5
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#12A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)1
#278A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#9A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)1
#8A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)1
#94Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes1
#262Amulet of Yendor88
#879Ancient Saucehelm3
#377Angelhair Culottes3
#233Argarggagarg's fang7
#234Arrrmetia trading card1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#27Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)1
#566BGE pocket calendar1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#31BRICKO reactor25
🥉BURT1,975
#288Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental4
🥈Barney's rake27
#20Baron von Ratsworth's money clip19
#221Baron von Ratsworth's monocle44
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#336Better Than Cuddling Cake6
#48BittyCar HotCar1
#36BittyCar MeatCar1
#39BittyCar SoulCar1
#41Black and White Apron Enrollment Form1
#173Bling of the New Wave7
🥇Bloodbath1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1679Bonerdagon necklace3
#137Boss Bat bling23
#648Boss Bat britches23
#14Brandonian footlocker key119
#570Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air6
🥈Byte1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#35CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#2423CRIMBCOLOAF1
#39CSA cheerfulness ration385
#25CSA scoutmaster's "water"857
#25Camp Scout pup tent808
#104Carpathian longsword5
#54Celsius 2331
#51ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off)1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#52Christmas ham1
#132Chroner718
#15Chroner cross1
#83Clara's bell4
#247Claw of the Infernal Seal4
🥈Cocktails of the Age of Sail9
🥉Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)1
#243Codpiece of the Goblin King28
#694Colander of Em-er'il4
#9Cold Fang1
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#887Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#217Corpse Island iced tea24
#22Cosmic Calorie3,329
#8Covert Ops for Kids12
🥇Covert Ops for Kids (used)1
#284Crimbo Candy Cookbook20
#147Crimbo candied pecan156
#183Crimbo food scraps5
#149Crimbo fudge153
#135Crimbo peppermint bark173
#5Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)1
🥈Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)1
#4Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)1
#47Crimbow Rainbo1
#18Crimbuccaneer bombjacket3
#86Crimbuccaneer breeches1
#129Crimbuccaneer captain's purse1
#12Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)4
#75Crimbuccaneer flotsam163
#36Crimbuccaneer invasion map3
#22Crimbuccaneer lantern3
#37Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail26
#132Crimbuccaneer piece of 1281
#21Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso52
#129Crimbuccaneer shirt1
#35Crimbuccaneer tavern swab1
#88Crimbuccaneer tricorn1
#139Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#1022Crimbuck602
#585Crown of the Goblin King43
#289DNOTC Box1
#102Daisy's unclean bloomers1
#419Disco 'Fro Pick7
#92Disco Banjo6
#16Dragonscale breastplate2
#162Drowsy Sword112
#15Duke Vampire's regal cloak2
#51Easter eggnog1
#59Easter grasshopper1
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#66El Vibrato restraints5
#415Elder Turtle Shell6
#51Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror1
#146Elf Army machine parts4
#52Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts2
🥈Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)1
#20Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion7
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)1
#47Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping2
🥉Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)1
#38Elf Guard MPC6,674
#26Elf Guard SCUBA tank2
#23Elf Guard broom2
#93Elf Guard commandeering gloves1
#86Elf Guard eyedrops3
#9Elf Guard fuel tank6
#8Elf Guard insignia (general)10
#101Elf Guard mouthknife1
#108Elf Guard officer's sidearm1
#123Elf Guard payroll bag1
#9Elf Guard red and white beret5
#87Elf Guard safety bear1
#13Elf Guard strategic map7
#152Elf Guard tinsel grenade1
#17Ellsbury's journal (used)1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#494Ent cider12
#56FDKOL commendation10,269
#521FDKOL hotcakes1
#246Fantasma en la Máquina1
#62FantasyRealm Mage's Hat23
#47FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask39
#79FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm24
#41FantasyRealm membership packet1
#1501Feynman gate2
#168Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#63Frown Exerciser1
#508Galapagosian Cuisses2
#292Garter of the Turtle Poacher4
#106Ghost Pinching Quarterly1
🥇Ginsu™1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#55Glenn's golden dice2
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#78Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun4
#348Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob3
#894Green Clover of Justice2
#60Groll doll22
#144Happy Birthday, Claude! cake15
#601Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#269Heimandatz's heart6
#7Hell and How I Bent It1
#40Holiday Multitasking4
🥈Holiday Multitasking (used)1
#8How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes10
🥇How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)1
#50Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games2
🥇Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)1
#23Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)1
#55Irish eggnog1
#120Iron Beta of Industry80
#166Jack-in-the-box32
#18Jamaican coffee31
#213Jocko Homo's head8
#88Kelflar vest1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#121KoL Con 13 T-shirt7
#336Krakrox's Loincloth3
#55LCD game: Burger Belt29
#53LCD game: Food Eater33
#55LCD game: Garbage River31
#156LED block10
#25LIDAR candle100
#34LOLmec statuette2
#209La Fantasma y La Oscuridad3
#551La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#48Lavalos's shell2
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#91Liam's mail6
#5Lil' Snowball Factory30
🥇Lord Flameface's cloak1
#214Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet111
#208Loudmouth Larry Lamprey278
#1201M-2421
#100Mace of the Tortoise5
#826MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech8
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#14Master Thief's utility belt2
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#65McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade71
🥇Meatcleaver1
#171Mer-kin cookiestove3
#9Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques1
#414Microplushie: Bropane23
#272Microplushie: Dorkonide14
#335Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid14
#253Microplushie: Fauxnerditide10
#391Microplushie: Gothochondria19
#384Microplushie: Hippylase28
#434Microplushie: Hipsterine2
#388Microplushie: Hobomosome14
#379Microplushie: Otakulone32
#523Microplushie: Raverdrine10
#420Microplushie: Sororitrate19
#127Misty Cape17
#110Misty Cloak17
#51Misty Robe54
#1631Mob Penguin cellular phone4
#71Mr. Cheeng's spectacles2
#124Mr. Haggis18
#105Mr. Screege's spectacles6
🥇Murgatroyd diode1
#45My First Art of War18
#53My First Paycheck envelope1
#52Mylar balloon10
#118Mysterious Black Box7
#115Mysterious Blue Box9
#96Mysterious Green Box20
#110Mysterious Red Box10
#247Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#5Never Don't Stop Not Striving1
#179Newbiesportâ„¢ tent22
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#164Nickel Gamma of Frugality40
#368Nightstalker perfume2
#15No Hats as Art1
#16Non-Euclidean Finance1
#6Now You're Cooking With Grease1
🥇OVERCLOCK(10) rom chip1
#79P.B.L.T.68
#725Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster10
#67Pecos Dave's sixgun2
#13Peek-a-Boo!1
#66Pick-O-Matic lockpicks25
🥉Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#18Pop Art: a Guide1
#176Prelude of Precision1
#16Psycho From The Heat1
#84Raggedy Hippy doll8
#74Really Expensive Jewelry and You2
#15Red Roger's red left foot5
#16Red Roger's red left hand6
#23Red Roger's red right foot2
#21Red Roger's red right hand3
#96Red Roger's reliquary5
#134Red Rover BB gun28
#370Rock and Roll Legend3
#220Rompedores de Fantasmas2
🥇SLEEP(5) rom chip1
🥇STATS+++ rom chip1
#305Safari Jack's moustache5
#843Scalp of Gorgolok4
#46Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters2
🥈Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)1
#212Serenity trading card1
#4Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook1
#13Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook1
#11Spacegate emergency disintegrator1
#19Spelunker of Fortune1
#217Spirit of Christmas1
#222Spirit of Easter1
#34Spirit of St. Patrick's Day296
#221Spirit of Thanksgiving1
#209Spirit of Veteran's Day1
#100Spookyraven signet8
#32Spring Bros. solenoid13
#946Summer Nights1
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#120Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro150
#73Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita267
#248Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier1
#80Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco247
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#5Tales of Western Braggadoccio1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#61Thanksgiving ration1
#22The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#137The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#24The Big Book of Communism1
#6The Chill of the Wild1
#34The Emperor's dry cleaning21
#37The Encyclopedia of Fruit3
#4The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#13The Firegate Tapes1
#21The Ghoul King's ghoulottes1
#46The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 21
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 31
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#443The Joy of Wassailing7
#44The Legendary Beat1
#358The Mariachi's guitar case5
#302The Necbronomicon1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)1
#49The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells1
#17The One Mood Ring2
#209The Snake trading card1
#101The Snitch's Manifesto1
#30The Spirit of Giving1
#98The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants1
#4The Western Look1
#217Thorny Toad trading card1
#254Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette15
#41Thwaitgold fairyfly statue17
#51Thwaitgold firefly statuette20
#31Thwaitgold maggot statuette27
#268Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette14
#305Thwaitgold slug statuette15
#534Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette14
#28Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette8
#7Thwaitgold woollybear statuette18
#574Tiki lighter1
#130Time Bandit Time Towel1
#43Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#198Trivial Avocations Card: What?9
#193Trivial Avocations Card: When?10
#197Trivial Avocations Card: Where?9
#194Trivial Avocations Card: Who?10
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
🥇Truthsayer1
#39Typical Tavern swill476
#143UV monocular1
#23Uncle Romulus (used)1
#94Unfortunato's foolscap5
#618Valentine34
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#60Venus flytrap9
#216Volartta's bellbottoms6
#41Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife1
#252Yakisoba's hat6
#50Zeâ„¢ goggles140
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#25Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)1
#113actual reality goggles19
#460adorable seal larva6
#96airblaster gun27
#202alien source code printout1
#65almost-dead walkie-talkie72
#27ancient Elf dessert spoon2
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#108anticheese131
#931antique record album1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#27asbestos stick23
#23asbestos sword hilt47
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#69automa-bot parts194
#31baby rigging snake3
#121baconstone55
#298badass belt129
#30bag of GORF777
#38bag of GORP780
#477bag of airline peanuts63
#1009ball5
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#78ballpark hot daub1
#94bananarama bangle1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#21barrel beryl19
#335batskin belt1
#54bauxite beret5
#29bauxite bow-tie14
#41bauxite boxers10
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#430beholed bedsheet2
🥇bejazzled eyepatch1
#157bejeweled cufflinks25
#15belt of Ogrekind2
#57big rock93
#83birdbone corset4
#175black candy heart75
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#241black plastic oyster egg18
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#129black spot6
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#207black-and-blue light294
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#1655blood flower1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#119blue plasma ball523
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#151bone chips132
🥇book of facts (dog-eared)1
#58bottle of Goldschnöckered1
#409bottle of fire1
#383bottle of goofballs65
#121bouquet of circular saw blades12
#437bow1
#142bow staff1
#136bowl of mernudo3
#150bowlegged pants1
#134bowler1
#47box of bear arms1
#4220box of sunshine12
#67boxed Sept-Ember Censer1
#41boxed bat wings2
#73brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#123bread pie3
#74breakfast mess197
#2709brick1
#1178brine4
#39broken carburetor6
#191broken cellular phone26
#110bronze handcuffs1
#296bubble-wrap simulator1
#37bubblegum heart103
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#98bugbear detector1
#48bugbear purification pill13
#44bugged balaclava3
#4bundle of firewood460
#96burnt snowpants6
#228burrowgrub hive1
#852burst hellseal brain1
#256cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#250calle de miel with a fly in it1
#2150can of CRIMBCOLA1
#39can of depilatory cream4
#545can of fake snow1
#161can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce47
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#64candied lime2
#282candied yams31
#27candy egg deviler2
#59candy rations1
#1095candy stake6
#101cannonbomb1
#62canteen of jungle juice1
#1639canteen of wine2
#48cap gun34
#1145capacitor relay6
#1389carbon nanotube frame4
#54cartoon harpoon1
#229chainsaw chain2
#228chakra sludge2
#89charged magnet1
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#225cheap studded belt254
#56chest of "pirate gold"1
#245chloroform rag15
#59chocolate ostrich egg1
#940chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#282chocomotive2
#25chrome crossbow string19
#169chrome stick1
#1754circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#51clear Russian52
#43clovermint1
#263clown hammer105
#705club necklace10
#101club sandwich3
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#27coney haunch240
#113confusing LED clock68
#566cookie cookie1
#153corned beet1
#70corned-beef Reuben66
#233corpse on the beach22
#142corpsebite2
#200corpsedriver24
#162corpsetini32
#35cranberry cylinder1
#158cranberry margarita (brackish)3
#18crappy brain829
#22crayon shavings303
#434cream pie1
#333crystalline cheer141
#39crystallized pumpkin spice47
#74cute meteoroid1
#1246cyborg stompin' boot2
#204cylindrical mold6
#664cymbal syrup1
#1025daisy1
#21dark chocolate egg184
#117decanter of fine Scotch2
#20decent brain1,283
#618deck of tropical cards1
#259defective skull93
#118depleted uranium seal figurine6
#187designer handbag14
#286diamond necklace19
#48digital key lime pie35
#928dill27
#1640doll house1
#395double daisy1
#60double-candied yams1
#44double-ice britches3
#207dregs of a Crimbo cocktail2
#12drone self-destruct chip36
#466drop of water-371
#57droppable microphone1
#29dropped scrap of paper11
#1477duck-on-a-string1
#31ear poison327
#723easter egg balloon34
🥈eerily silent box1
#36egg gun1
#17eldritch tincture1
#403electrical thingamabob5
#63electronic dulcimer pants1
#61eleven-foot pole19
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1983elven cellocello3
#1099elven moonshine5
#657enchanted leopard-print barbell10
#159encoder ring117
#743ennui-flavored potato chips16
#89ert grey goo ring10
#341evil googly eye12
#2680evil teddy bear1
#85explosion-flavored chewing gum292
#65extremely confusing manual5
#167facsimile dictionary62
#358fake fake vomit89
#391fake hand71
#749fake plastic grass2
#1065fancy dress ball9
#192fancy opera glasses22
#382felt22
#388fiery wing1
#75fire92
#126fishelada6
#11fixodent6
#7flaming leaf crown3
#73flask of egggrog2
#790flavored foot massage oil2
#108fleshy lump3
#9flimsy hardwood scraps448
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#815foam dart1
#109foam noodle11
#20foot-long hot daub1
#20forbidden sausage21
#767fossilized limb1
#306fossilized spider skull1
#107four-leaf potato sprout1
#31fragile Christmas ornament49
#229freightcake4
#508friendly cheez blob5
#111frigid derringer6
#620frigid fudgepuck2
#58fruit-stuffed rumcake2
#887fruitcake23
#666fudge lily3
#909fudgecule155
#324funhouse mirror1
#74fuzzy busby39
#4738fuzzy dice1
#63fuzzy earmuffs44
#127fuzzy montera23
#204gamma nog1
#190garish pinky ring23
#53genie's bracers3
#61genie's pants3
#42genie's turbane5
#45ghost beer19
#1387ghost cucumber10
#110ghost of a necklace60
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#187ghost trap8
#160giant candy cane1
#198giant designer sunglasses22
#106giant pearl1
#279giant pinky ring57
#737gingerbread bugbear31
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#28gingerbread nylons31
#76gingerbread pirate2
#83glass of bourbon7
#50glass of warm water9
#110gold wedding ring90
#100golden gum1
#77golden gun1
#2526golden ring6
#24golden tattoo gun2
#43golden twig11
#22good brain3,092
#554googly eye24
#82gooified animal matter50
#96gooified mineral matter27
#84gooified vegetable matter42
#46government requisition form74
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#31gravy skin47
#1416green beer4
#31green pill2
#4grog nuts175
#126grue egg146
#65gym membership card8
#390gyroscope7
#105haggis socks30
#95haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis42
#151hair of the calf1
#15half-digested rat387
#140hamethyst49
#35handful of Boltsmann bearings12
#280handful of confetti128
#236handmade hobby horse1
#77hard cocoa6
🥇hare pin1
#89haunted bindle10
#34headless sparrow84
#3383heart necklace1
#211heart of the volcano33
#420heart-shaped balloon15
#60helm of the white knight1
#162herbal stuffing41
#52hermit factoid11
#1881herringcello1
#375high-resistance ultrapolymer plating8
#47holiday smorgasbord1
#51holiday trip around the world1
#78home robotics kit35
#177honey-drenched ham slice2
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#36hot egg5
#135hot watered rum3
#76hot wine2
#1069iGoogly8
#64iceberglet1
#24imitation nice watch3
#141inflatable duck12
#63insane tophat1
#136intact anemone spike4
#456intriguing puzzle box1
#182invisible bag5
#1471ion grid3
#636iron pasta spoon7
#349irradiated candy cane11
#48jam band2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#455java cookie2
#1828jazz soap1
#1068jerky coins1
#341joybuzzer88
#111kamicorpse-ee3
#2226killing feather10
#2061kite1
#84kumquartz ring1
#2570laser-broiled pear8
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#25leggings of the Spider Queen1
#1060length of string9
#48little deuce cape2
#779loaded serum blowgun5
#317loadstone1
#82loaf of alien bread2
#44logging hatchet6
#1726logic synthesizer1
#586lollipop stick32
#239lovecat tail4
#27lucky army helmet1
#63lucky moai statuette1
#45lucky napkin1
#518lucky rabbit's foot13
#471macaroni duck5
#292magical ice cube with a fly in it98
#668magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#648magical pony: Spectrum Dash1
#608magical pony: Uniquity1
#90magnetic sculpture kit23
#59mana-fortified cranberry sauce2
#73mana-stuffed herbal stuffing1
#36mangled squirrel87
#92marine aquamarine2
#1087marionette1
#250marshmallow100
#15massive wrench5
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2253mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#101meat st‰¿bing club6
#19meatball398
#56mechanically-mulled cider1
#31metal meteoroid215
#14military orb133
#115military-grade peppermint oil1
#445mime soul fragment5
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#26moai toai221
#189moist Crimbo spices4
#452molten brick1
#1387monomolecular yo-yo7
#141mood ring97
#167mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine2
#230mugcake14
#64mulled cider32
#695mummy costume7
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#3220nanite-infested eggnog1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#434nanofiber cloth12
#259negative lump37
#215neutron lollipop1
#23nozzle of the Phoenix1
#28nylon Christmas stockings1
#221obsidian dagger61
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#1372off-white plastic oyster egg3
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
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#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
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#3858tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
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#126zombie pineal gland28

Wow, that's 62,281 items total!

what items are this player missing?