| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #78 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #331 | Amulet of Yendor | 71 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #31 | BRICKO reactor | 25 |
| 🥉 | BURT | 1,975 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| 🥈 | Barney's rake | 27 |
| #20 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 19 |
| #220 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 44 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #336 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 6 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #171 | Bling of the New Wave | 7 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #138 | Boss Bat bling | 23 |
| #645 | Boss Bat britches | 23 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #42 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 348 |
| #27 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 812 |
| #27 | Camp Scout pup tent | 764 |
| #105 | Carpathian longsword | 5 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #426 | Chroner | 22 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #81 | Clara's bell | 4 |
| #246 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 4 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 9 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #244 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 28 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #22 | Cosmic Calorie | 3,329 |
| #296 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 19 |
| #143 | Crimbo candied pecan | 156 |
| #178 | Crimbo food scraps | 5 |
| #148 | Crimbo fudge | 153 |
| #135 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 173 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 3 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 4 |
| #63 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 163 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #22 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 3 |
| #37 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 26 |
| #99 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 81 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 52 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #1025 | Crimbuck | 602 |
| #582 | Crown of the Goblin King | 43 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #92 | Disco Banjo | 6 |
| #16 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
| #164 | Drowsy Sword | 112 |
| #15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #63 | El Vibrato restraints | 5 |
| #413 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #126 | Elf Army machine parts | 4 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 7 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #38 | Elf Guard MPC | 6,674 |
| #24 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 2 |
| #24 | Elf Guard broom | 2 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
| #11 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 6 |
| #9 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 10 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 5 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #13 | Elf Guard strategic map | 7 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #494 | Ent cider | 12 |
| #57 | FDKOL commendation | 10,269 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #244 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #61 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 23 |
| #46 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 39 |
| #79 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 24 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #77 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 4 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #144 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 15 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #119 | Iron Beta of Industry | 80 |
| #191 | Jack-in-the-box | 29 |
| #16 | Jamaican coffee | 31 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #120 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 7 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #74 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 11 |
| #82 | LCD game: Food Eater | 8 |
| #68 | LCD game: Garbage River | 14 |
| #156 | LED block | 10 |
| #33 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #206 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 3 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #48 | Lavalos's shell | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #92 | Liam's mail | 6 |
| #5 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 30 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #214 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 111 |
| #256 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 215 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #14 | Master Thief's utility belt | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #77 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 49 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #168 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 3 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #652 | Microplushie: Bropane | 8 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #639 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 7 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #814 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #615 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 12 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #125 | Misty Cape | 17 |
| #108 | Misty Cloak | 17 |
| #47 | Misty Robe | 54 |
| #1631 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 4 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #195 | Mr. Haggis | 4 |
| #105 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 6 |
| 🥇 | Murgatroyd diode | 1 |
| #63 | My First Art of War | 11 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #52 | Mylar balloon | 10 |
| #126 | Mysterious Black Box | 4 |
| #139 | Mysterious Blue Box | 3 |
| #125 | Mysterious Green Box | 5 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Never Don't Stop Not Striving | 1 |
| #183 | Newbiesport™ tent | 21 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #162 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 40 |
| #367 | Nightstalker perfume | 2 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #63 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 25 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #16 | Pop Art: a Guide | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #84 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 8 |
| #74 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 2 |
| #14 | Red Roger's red left foot | 5 |
| #16 | Red Roger's red left hand | 6 |
| #22 | Red Roger's red right foot | 2 |
| #19 | Red Roger's red right hand | 3 |
| #95 | Red Roger's reliquary | 5 |
| #195 | Red Rover BB gun | 20 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #219 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 2 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #4 | Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #101 | Spookyraven signet | 8 |
| #26 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 13 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #120 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 150 |
| #88 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 219 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #92 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 207 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 21 |
| #34 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 3 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #17 | The One Mood Ring | 2 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 15 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 17 |
| #51 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 20 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 27 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 14 |
| #282 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 15 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 12 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 8 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 18 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #197 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 9 |
| #192 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 10 |
| #196 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 9 |
| #193 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 10 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #38 | Typical Tavern swill | 470 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #95 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 5 |
| #618 | Valentine | 34 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #60 | Venus flytrap | 9 |
| #216 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 6 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #249 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #58 | Ze™ goggles | 123 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #149 | airblaster gun | 6 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #67 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 51 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #139 | anticheese | 99 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #31 | asbestos stick | 14 |
| #20 | asbestos sword hilt | 47 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #61 | automa-bot parts | 194 |
| #32 | baby rigging snake | 3 |
| #129 | baconstone | 50 |
| #297 | badass belt | 129 |
| #30 | bag of GORF | 734 |
| #36 | bag of GORP | 742 |
| #640 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #19 | barrel beryl | 19 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #55 | bauxite beret | 5 |
| #28 | bauxite bow-tie | 14 |
| #40 | bauxite boxers | 10 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #428 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| #166 | bejeweled cufflinks | 24 |
| #15 | belt of Ogrekind | 2 |
| #50 | big rock | 91 |
| #82 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #201 | black candy heart | 60 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #241 | black plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | black spot | 6 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #260 | black-and-blue light | 230 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #142 | blue plasma ball | 449 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #762 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #150 | bone chips | 132 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #377 | bottle of goofballs | 65 |
| #121 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 12 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #132 | bowl of mernudo | 3 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #4214 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #74 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #123 | bread pie | 3 |
| #101 | breakfast mess | 76 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1180 | brine | 4 |
| #39 | broken carburetor | 6 |
| #191 | broken cellular phone | 26 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #37 | bubblegum heart | 103 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #49 | bugbear purification pill | 13 |
| #44 | bugged balaclava | 3 |
| 🥈 | bundle of firewood | 460 |
| #97 | burnt snowpants | 6 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #39 | can of depilatory cream | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #196 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 41 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #311 | candied yams | 29 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #1641 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #57 | cap gun | 15 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #53 | cartoon harpoon | 1 |
| #228 | chainsaw chain | 2 |
| #227 | chakra sludge | 2 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #269 | cheap studded belt | 198 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #244 | chloroform rag | 15 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #276 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #24 | chrome crossbow string | 19 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #51 | clear Russian | 51 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #311 | clown hammer | 91 |
| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #101 | club sandwich | 3 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #161 | confusing LED clock | 25 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #81 | corned-beef Reuben | 51 |
| #306 | corpse on the beach | 16 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #273 | corpsedriver | 18 |
| #248 | corpsetini | 20 |
| #34 | cranberry cylinder | 1 |
| #152 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 3 |
| #18 | crappy brain | 829 |
| #22 | crayon shavings | 303 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #318 | crystalline cheer | 141 |
| #73 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #666 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #20 | decent brain | 1,283 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #320 | defective skull | 76 |
| #116 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 6 |
| #203 | designer handbag | 13 |
| #422 | diamond necklace | 15 |
| #47 | digital key lime pie | 35 |
| #928 | dill | 27 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #44 | double-ice britches | 3 |
| #201 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 2 |
| #12 | drone self-destruct chip | 36 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #30 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #29 | ear poison | 327 |
| #724 | easter egg balloon | 34 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #401 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #55 | eleven-foot pole | 19 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1100 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #190 | encoder ring | 105 |
| #739 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 16 |
| #86 | ert grey goo ring | 10 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #96 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 241 |
| #64 | extremely confusing manual | 5 |
| #168 | facsimile dictionary | 62 |
| #446 | fake fake vomit | 74 |
| #546 | fake hand | 50 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #199 | fancy opera glasses | 21 |
| #379 | felt | 22 |
| #386 | fiery wing | 1 |
| #65 | fire | 92 |
| #128 | fishelada | 5 |
| #10 | fixodent | 6 |
| #6 | flaming leaf crown | 3 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #108 | fleshy lump | 3 |
| #10 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 319 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #108 | foam noodle | 11 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #20 | forbidden sausage | 21 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #226 | freightcake | 4 |
| #500 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #112 | frigid derringer | 6 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #886 | fruitcake | 23 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #906 | fudgecule | 155 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #74 | fuzzy busby | 39 |
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| #23 | gingerbread nylons | 31 |
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| #43 | golden twig | 11 |
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| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
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| #122 | grue egg | 144 |
| #61 | gym membership card | 8 |
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| #141 | haggis socks | 11 |
| #132 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 17 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #163 | hamethyst | 44 |
| #27 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 12 |
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| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #88 | haunted bindle | 10 |
| #33 | headless sparrow | 84 |
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| #270 | heart of the volcano | 26 |
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| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #188 | herbal stuffing | 37 |
| #49 | hermit factoid | 11 |
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| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #111 | home robotics kit | 13 |
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| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
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| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
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| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #1059 | length of string | 9 |
| #49 | little deuce cape | 2 |
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| #80 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
| #42 | logging hatchet | 6 |
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| #515 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #366 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 81 |
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| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #139 | magnetic sculpture kit | 7 |
| #57 | mana-fortified cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #71 | mana-stuffed herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #35 | mangled squirrel | 87 |
| #92 | marine aquamarine | 2 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #249 | marshmallow | 100 |
| #15 | massive wrench | 5 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #112 | meat st‰¿bing club | 4 |
| #21 | meatball | 275 |
| #31 | metal meteoroid | 168 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #445 | mime soul fragment | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #185 | moist Crimbo spices | 4 |
| #452 | molten brick | 1 |
| #1386 | monomolecular yo-yo | 7 |
| #157 | mood ring | 87 |
| #163 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #229 | mugcake | 14 |
| #65 | mulled cider | 32 |
| #695 | mummy costume | 7 |
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| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #434 | nanofiber cloth | 12 |
| #256 | negative lump | 37 |
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| #24 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #221 | obsidian dagger | 61 |
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| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #21 | officer's nog | 55 |
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| #84 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 2 |
| #137 | old school calculator watch | 11 |
| #16 | old-school pirate grog | 32 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #138 | overloaded micro-reactor | 8 |
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| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
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| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #235 | peanut brittle shield | 14 |
| #20 | pegfinger | 20 |
| #47 | peppermint bomb | 7 |
| #22 | peppermint tack | 62 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
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| #327 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #5 | pet anchor | 38 |
| #407 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 65 |
| #463 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 66 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #68 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #59 | piece of coral | 7 |
| #4 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 11 |
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| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
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| #48 | plastic nunchaku | 14 |
| #20 | plastic passion fruit | 232 |
| #53 | pool torpedo | 119 |
| #134 | pork elf goodies sack | 58 |
| #89 | porquoise | 60 |
| #50 | portable cassette player | 16 |
| #246 | portable photocopier | 29 |
| #247 | potted cactus | 14 |
| #69 | potted fern | 14 |
| #132 | powdered candy sushi set | 7 |
| #12 | prank Crimbo card | 21 |
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| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #6 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 34 |
| #276 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #800 | radium-flavored potato chips | 16 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #133 | raisin | 4 |
| #24 | rat carcass | 109 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
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| #81 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
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| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #365 | red striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #15 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #181 | red-and-green sweater | 17 |
| #137 | red-headed corpse | 2 |
| #25 | residual chitin paste | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #54 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 25 |
| #451 | roasted marshmallow | 62 |
| #1621 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #582 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #631 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 12 |
| #441 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 16 |
| #605 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 12 |
| #437 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 15 |
| #557 | rubber emo roe | 57 |
| #85 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #158 | runny icing | 5 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #95 | rusty chain necklace | 36 |
| #157 | salt plum | 4 |
| #121 | salted mutton | 2 |
| #743 | sandwich of the gods | 10 |
| #2384 | sawblade fragment | 9 |
| #98 | sawblade shield | 37 |
| #8 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 40 |
| #57 | seared dino steak | 3 |
| #81 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #45 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #88 | shard of double-ice | 269 |
| #582 | shiny ring | 44 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #129 | shot of mescal | 15 |
| #18 | silent C | 4 |
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| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #291 | silver shrimp fork | 7 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #93 | smoking grass | 921 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #176 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 4 |
| #132 | solid gold bowling ball | 140 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #27 | soul doorbell | 14 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #621 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #206 | sparking robo-battery | 3 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #282 | spectre scepter | 106 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #66 | spooky lasso | 18 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #321 | spooky stuffing | 19 |
| #409 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
| #514 | spooky wooden block | 13 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #44 | squirmy violent party snack | 2 |
| #269 | stainless steel scarf | 11 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #106 | standards and practices guide | 6 |
| #122 | steamed oyster | 2 |
| #415 | stick | 6 |
| #334 | stick of "gum" | 6 |
| #72 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 715 |
| #53 | sticky hand whip | 11 |
| #817 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #643 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 68 |
| #811 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 56 |
| #715 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 63 |
| #518 | stuffed Meat | 90 |
| #971 | stuffed angry cow | 50 |
| #1029 | stuffed astral badger | 49 |
| #726 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 66 |
| #325 | stuffed can of asparagus | 15 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #547 | stuffed cocoabo | 77 |
| #272 | stuffed dodecapede | 16 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #739 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 64 |
| #591 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 78 |
| #117 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #726 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #375 | stuffed key | 150 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #919 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #629 | stuffed mink | 74 |
| #556 | stuffed monocle | 86 |
| #592 | stuffed ninja snowman | 8 |
| #484 | stuffed scary death orb | 88 |
| #696 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 67 |
| #688 | stuffed snowy owl | 65 |
| #827 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 59 |
| #878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 54 |
| #658 | stuffed teddy butler | 74 |
| #605 | stuffed tin of caviar | 79 |
| #419 | stuffed treasure chest | 137 |
| #914 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
| #215 | stuffed zmobie | 7 |
| #777 | stuffing | 11 |
| #52 | stylish swimsuit | 130 |
| #87 | sugarplum ration | 2 |
| #19 | sundae ration | 41 |
| #132 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 5 |
| #734 | sweet mochi ball | 6 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #80 | tarnished bottlecap | 36 |
| #43 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
| #25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #13 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 2 |
| #1005 | theoretical string | 7 |
| #55 | three-tiered wedding cake | 14 |
| #135 | throwing candy | 6 |
| #97 | tie-dyed fannypack | 2 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #60 | tiny barrel | 30 |
| #156 | tiny bomb | 5 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
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| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
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| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
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| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
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| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1092 | toast | 528 |
| #202 | tofurkey gravy | 38 |
| #205 | tofurkey leg | 38 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
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| #783 | toy hoverpad | 12 |
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| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #31 | trick coin | 9 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #133 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #127 | tulip | 8 |
| #2571 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #124 | unused walkie-talkie | 6 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #237 | urinal cake | 14 |
| #91 | useless powder | 3,604 |
| #56 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 122 |
| #1075 | vinegar | 17 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #62 | void stone | 25 |
| #59 | walrus ice cream | 3 |
| #101 | wand of pigification | 8 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #68 | water purification pills | 357 |
| #99 | water wings | 12 |
| #43 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 104 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #41 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 16 |
| #24 | whalecake | 3 |
| #16 | whalegun | 3 |
| #12 | whalesteak | 73 |
| #321 | white balloon | 12 |
| #26 | white elephant gift | 3 |
| #324 | whoopie cushion | 96 |
| #624 | wind-up chattering teeth | 49 |
| #161 | wine-soaked bone chips | 6 |
| #739 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 17 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #719 | wolfman mask | 7 |
| #90 | wooden block | 35 |
| #40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
| #87 | wrench bracelet | 41 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #276 | x-ray specs | 83 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #631 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #493 | yellow snowcone | 69 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #18 | yule grog | 2 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #126 | zombie pineal gland | 28 |