| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #292 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1054 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #5014 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #639 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #401 | burst hellseal brain | 11 |
| #144 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1635 | club necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #517 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1959 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #967 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #294 | empty agua de vida bottle | 735 |
| #426 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #613 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1998 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1430 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2231 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #225 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1841 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #426 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #1176 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #567 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #481 | squashed frog | 17 |
| #657 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1719 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1912 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #6272 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5815 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5773 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4162 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #465 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #5318 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #502 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1699 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1872 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5796 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2146 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2897 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6124 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #404 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #835 | useless powder | 73 |
| #392 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #81 | wumpus hair | 27 |