| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #290 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1053 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #397 | burst hellseal brain | 11 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #965 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #290 | empty agua de vida bottle | 735 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #611 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #563 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #481 | squashed frog | 17 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1711 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1906 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5800 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #460 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #501 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4139 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2140 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1849 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #399 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #837 | useless powder | 73 |
| #387 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #80 | wumpus hair | 27 |