| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #291 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1053 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #399 | burst hellseal brain | 11 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #967 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 3 |
| #292 | empty agua de vida bottle | 735 |
| #425 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #613 | figurine of a cold seal | 6 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #1104 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #1175 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #564 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| #481 | squashed frog | 17 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #1717 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1913 | stuffed Meat | 14 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #464 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #502 | stuffed martini | 17 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1698 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #1870 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4148 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2144 | stuffed teddy butler | 10 |
| #1852 | stuffed tin of caviar | 15 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #401 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
| #563 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #835 | useless powder | 73 |
| #388 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #81 | wumpus hair | 27 |