| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #329 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 32 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #663 | Bonerdagon necklace | 17 |
| #741 | Boss Bat bling | 4 |
| #502 | Boss Bat britches | 29 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #335 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 22 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #344 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #218 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 10 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #656 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 41 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #711 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 13 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1320 | badass belt | 42 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #461 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #1134 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #1006 | empty agua de vida bottle | 19 |
| #866 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 8 |
| #235 | festive sausage | 10 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #281 | fuzzy earmuffs | 8 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #206 | holiday cheese log | 10 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #148 | loadstone | 6 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #466 | obsidian dagger | 38 |
| #279 | old sweatpants | 260 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #821 | radium-flavored potato chips | 14 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #402 | rusty chain necklace | 6 |
| #642 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #776 | spectre scepter | 42 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #794 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #388 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #101 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 546 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |
| #230 | wumpus hair | 7 |