| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2383 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1676 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #174 | Cosmic Calorie | 7 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #315 | PEEZ dispenser | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #254 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #617 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1204 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 13 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #1736 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1296 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #952 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 101 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #313 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1146 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #95 | dry cleaning receipt | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #779 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #423 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #407 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #2675 | grue egg | 7 |
| #163 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #73 | innuendo | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #591 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #443 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #3384 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #866 | old sweatpants | 60 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #67 | percent sign | 10 |
| #529 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| 🥉 | red book | 528 |
| 🥈 | red letter | 27,668 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1075 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #151 | seal-blubber candle | 31 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #1553 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #87 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 290 |
| #921 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 51 |
| #1213 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #87 | stuffed Meat | 318 |
| #609 | stuffed angry cow | 73 |
| #835 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #755 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 65 |
| #1175 | stuffed cocoabo | 41 |
| #45 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 169 |
| #1154 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 44 |
| #904 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #732 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #55 | stuffed martini | 158 |
| #946 | stuffed mind flayer | 53 |
| #76 | stuffed mink | 335 |
| #81 | stuffed monocle | 317 |
| #807 | stuffed scary death orb | 62 |
| #875 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 55 |
| #926 | stuffed snowy owl | 51 |
| #901 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #975 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #103 | stuffed teddy butler | 277 |
| #83 | stuffed tin of caviar | 313 |
| #807 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 60 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #561 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #927 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1158 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #794 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3881 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3840 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #527 | toast | 1,750 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #663 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1820 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #176 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |