| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #733 | Bonerdagon necklace | 15 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #137 | DNOTC Box | 3 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #995 | Drowsy Sword | 14 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #536 | antique record album | 4 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #740 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #455 | facsimile dictionary | 23 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #171 | grue egg omelette | 19 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #807 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #364 | s'more | 8 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #732 | spectre scepter | 45 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |