| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #5 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #8 | Black Bart's Booty | 3 |
| #56 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #28 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #2238 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #287 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 87 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #14 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #349 | baggie of powdered sugar | 59 |
| #16 | ball | 790 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bone bandoneon | 433 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #90 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #10 | boxed gumball machine | 16 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #64 | burst hellseal brain | 219 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #6 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 5 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #9 | dilapidated wizard hat | 444 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #164 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #55 | gingerbread bugbear | 494 |
| #34 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #31 | hare brush | 2 |
| #48 | jawbruiser | 35 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #306 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #858 | personalized coffee mug | 8 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #48 | potato alarm clock | 5 |
| 🥇 | pulled orange taffy | 90,540 |
| 🥈 | pulled violet taffy | 124,931 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #20 | rubber nubbin | 3 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #88 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #12 | top | 709 |
| #180 | torn hellseal sinew | 35 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #42 | yo-yo | 685 |