| #9 | A Guide to Safari | 2 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #213 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #16 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #787 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #4301 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #5 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #8 | Black Bart's Booty | 3 |
| #57 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 5 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #32 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 2 |
| #160 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #2245 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #128 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #83 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #287 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 87 |
| #841 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #11 | Source terminal GRAM chip | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 7 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 7 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #1786 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #547 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #349 | baggie of powdered sugar | 59 |
| #16 | ball | 790 |
| #926 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bone bandoneon | 433 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #98 | book of facts | 1 |
| #95 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #10 | boxed gumball machine | 16 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #64 | burst hellseal brain | 219 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #7 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 5 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #9 | dilapidated wizard hat | 444 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #169 | ert grey goo ring | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1988 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1448 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #55 | gingerbread bugbear | 494 |
| #35 | glass slipper | 2 |
| #31 | hare brush | 2 |
| #48 | jawbruiser | 35 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #310 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #856 | personalized coffee mug | 8 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #48 | potato alarm clock | 5 |
| 🥇 | pulled orange taffy | 90,540 |
| 🥈 | pulled violet taffy | 124,931 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #19 | rubber nubbin | 3 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #9 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #1953 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #27 | spirit bed | 3 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #89 | stray chihuahua | 23 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5186 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #91 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #1333 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #12 | top | 709 |
| #180 | torn hellseal sinew | 35 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #35 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #10 | unevolved organism | 4 |
| #43 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #256 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #1146 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #37 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #42 | yo-yo | 685 |