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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
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| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
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| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #324 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 5 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
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| #323 | Mohawk wig | 32 |
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| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
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| #382 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 42 |
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| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
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| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
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| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
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| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
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| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
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| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #325 | chocolate filthy lucre | 11 |
| #148 | chocolate spurs | 5 |
| #252 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 42 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #364 | clockwork key | 6 |
| #294 | cocoa egg | 42 |
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| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
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| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
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| #75 | frozen Mob Penguin | 42 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1825 | killing feather | 24 |
| #426 | kneecapping stick | 33 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #45 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 42 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #658 | mafia aria | 28 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
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| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #532 | metallic A | 42 |
| #365 | mojo filter | 2 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #382 | mother's little helper | 7 |
| #575 | nanite-infested candy cane | 22 |
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| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
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| #365 | orange | 42 |
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| #935 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #634 | penguin skin | 42 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #671 | phonics down | 42 |
| #495 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 42 |
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| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #494 | poutine | 5 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #104 | ridiculous sandwich | 13 |
| #354 | ridiculously huge sword | 36 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #392 | rocky raccoon | 22 |
| #2200 | rogue swarmer | 21 |
| #1043 | roll of toilet paper | 42 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
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| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #350 | savoy truffle | 5 |
| #2174 | sawblade fragment | 19 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #725 | scroll of drastic healing | 42 |
| #336 | scroll of pasta summoning | 42 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #172 | shiny butcherknife | 7 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #481 | silver shrimp fork | 3 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #859 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 42 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #526 | spices | 28 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #419 | stick of dynamite | 3 |
| #369 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 98 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #419 | stuffed cocoabo | 93 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #757 | super-spiky hair gel | 42 |
| #626 | support cummerbund | 9 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #859 | theoretical string | 10 |
| #328 | thin black candle | 666 |
| #313 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 6 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 4 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #246 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #396 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 5 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #497 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #601 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #407 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 5 |
| #193 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 8 |
| #112 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #475 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #1060 | tiny house | 42 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
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| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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