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| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
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| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
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| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
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| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
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| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
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| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #197 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
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| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
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| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #248 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 4 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #185 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 7 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #185 | Lederhosen of the Night | 7 |
| #101 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 179 |
| #36 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1,464 |
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| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
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| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
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| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
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| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #63 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #22 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 24 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
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| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
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| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1961 | box of sunshine | 70 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
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| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #594 | cyborg doll | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
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| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #340 | empty agua de vida bottle | 602 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #1220 | filthy lucre | 15 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #14 | hot-ass club | 2 |
| #344 | inflatable duck | 3 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #1563 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #20 | obsidian dagger | 165 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1957 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
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| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #370 | rusty chain necklace | 7 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #149 | sawblade shield | 23 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #44 | severed flipper | 5 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #181 | spectre scepter | 155 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2091 | stuffed astral badger | 24 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #368 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #95 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 89 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #274 | water wings | 3 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #198 | woven baling wire bracelets | 5 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #327 | wrench bracelet | 10 |