| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Bowl of Scorpions | 42 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #5 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #309 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 30 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #195 | Monstar energy beverage | 46 |
| #17 | Pastaco shell | 7 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #30 | Spant eggs | 3 |
| #175 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #121 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #727 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #76 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #63 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #485 | carbonated soy milk | 2 |
| #637 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #50 | caustic slime nodule | 9 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #157 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 3 |
| #55 | chocotini | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #32 | day-old beer | 42 |
| #711 | demon skin | 4 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #76 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #107 | glark cable | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1672 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #12 | lemonhead caviar | 10 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #836 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #1232 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #240 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #40 | mulberry | 1 |
| #381 | natural fennel soda | 4 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #776 | orange | 3 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #64 | short calculator | 12 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | small gummi fin | 8 |
| #730 | smart skull | 6 |
| #711 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2 |
| #99 | sprinkles | 95 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #172 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #441 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #181 | unused soap | 1 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |