| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #30 | Bowl of Scorpions | 42 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| #308 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 30 |
| #57 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #195 | Monstar energy beverage | 46 |
| #17 | Pastaco shell | 7 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #31 | Spant eggs | 3 |
| #176 | TI-9000 calculator | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #124 | Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #411 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #550 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #729 | bilge wine | 2 |
| #78 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 4 |
| #65 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #130 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #484 | carbonated soy milk | 2 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #11 | carrot-on-a-stick | 1 |
| #50 | caustic slime nodule | 9 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #158 | chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli | 3 |
| #57 | chocotini | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #32 | day-old beer | 42 |
| #711 | demon skin | 4 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #408 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #108 | glark cable | 1 |
| #784 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #185 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #12 | lemonhead caviar | 10 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #897 | lime | 1 |
| #834 | lollipop stick | 5 |
| #1233 | loose teeth | 4 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #91 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #84 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #238 | memory of a G | 3 |
| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #99 | memory of an AT base pair | 1 |
| #40 | mulberry | 1 |
| #382 | natural fennel soda | 4 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #777 | orange | 3 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #212 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #64 | short calculator | 12 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #27 | small gummi fin | 8 |
| #730 | smart skull | 6 |
| #712 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 2 |
| #97 | sprinkles | 95 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #211 | tawdry amethyst | 4 |
| #179 | topiary nugglet | 2 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #2304 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #445 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #196 | viral DNA | 1 |