| #47 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 6 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1416 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #341 | CRIMBCO scrip | 995 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #818 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #643 | FDKOL commendation | 50 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #370 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #380 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #336 | Hollandaise helmet | 6 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1304 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 18 |
| #392 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #91 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 8 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #44 | bugged bön±Ã©t | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #704 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #371 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #830 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #234 | corned-beef Reuben | 5 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #329 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1430 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1259 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1096 | drywall axe | 7 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #349 | figurine of a cold seal | 17 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #91 | fire poi | 65 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #422 | fuzzy busby | 5 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #320 | fuzzy montera | 6 |
| #550 | gas balloon | 3 |
| #119 | gearbox necklace | 7 |
| #587 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #71 | gnatloaf casserole | 4 |
| #412 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #1716 | grue egg | 14 |
| #276 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1852 | handful of confetti | 19 |
| #38 | handful of juicy garbage | 2 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #393 | heart of the volcano | 18 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #444 | imp unity ring | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #288 | mariachi hat | 10 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1266 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #945 | old sweatpants | 50 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #1158 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #469 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #277 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1197 | ravioli hat | 4 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #535 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 2 |
| #721 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #1347 | saucepan | 5 |
| #1235 | seal-clubbing club | 5 |
| #801 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #396 | shredded hellseal hide | 9 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #420 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #241 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #1424 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #716 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #148 | tiny bowler | 2 |
| #376 | torn hellseal sinew | 10 |
| #1372 | turtle totem | 6 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1027 | useless powder | 41 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |