| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #394 | Ancient Saucehelm | 6 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #488 | BURT | 21 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #207 | CSA fire-starting kit | 66 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2808 | Crimbuck | 6 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #271 | FDKOL hotcakes | 11 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #678 | Goodfella contract | 13 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #263 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 5 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #70 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 2 |
| #150 | Newman's Own Trousers | 7 |
| #15 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #54 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 3 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #51 | Star Spawn | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #327 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 11 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 25 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #188 | bottle of Blank-Out | 85 |
| #86 | bottle of fire | 251 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #246 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #338 | burnt flower | 3 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #184 | crappy brain | 13 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #228 | decent brain | 7 |
| #1604 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #173 | drop of water-37 | 90 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #185 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,102 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #274 | friendly cheez blob | 8 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #234 | good brain | 66 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #23 | hot daub | 78 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #34 | magic dragonfish fry | 2 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #86 | multi-level marzipan | 6 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #566 | personalized coffee mug | 67 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #112 | spectre scepter | 202 |
| #520 | spooky sap | 15 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1338 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #389 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #26 | wax hat | 1 |
| #23 | wax pants | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |