| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #609 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #1368 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbo paste | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1048 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #44 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #45 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #12 | Talisman of Bakula | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #157 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 6 |
| #207 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #37 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #195 | arrowgram | 3 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #431 | bag of Cheat-Os | 15 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #1093 | barrrnacle | 9 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #186 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #285 | blind-packed capsule toy | 20 |
| #393 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #151 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| #62 | can of Brütalbräu | 1 |
| #70 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #69 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #63 | crystal skeleton vodka | 3 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #510 | distilled fortified wine | 5 |
| #113 | electrical thingamabob | 138 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #814 | fudgecule | 282 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #172 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #865 | green gummi ingot | 6 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #435 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 5 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #2264 | killing feather | 9 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #444 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #524 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #268 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #878 | red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #22 | still grill | 1 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #514 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #451 | superheated fudge | 6 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #131 | time's arrow | 2 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #814 | tourmalime | 2 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #460 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 4 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #360 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1596 | valuable trinket | 15 |
| #227 | warbear battery | 12 |
| #50 | warbear bearserker potion | 36 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #37 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 27 |
| #233 | warbear liquid overcoat | 3 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #363 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 2 |
| #227 | warbear wardance potion | 3 |
| #427 | warbear whosit | 117 |
| #833 | yellow gummi ingot | 8 |