| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #512 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 13 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #92 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #255 | s'more | 43 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |