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| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
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| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
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| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #332 | Elder Turtle Shell | 7 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #90 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #142 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 7 |
| #143 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 7 |
| #204 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 5 |
| #302 | Inner Strength | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #179 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 1 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #65 | Liam's mail | 14 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #631 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 43 |
| #596 | Mad Train wine | 127 |
| #43 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 42 |
| #215 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #48 | Spookyraven signet | 43 |
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| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
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| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
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| #207 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
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| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #346 | big rock | 2 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #1459 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #46 | burnt snowpants | 36 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
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| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
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| #2392 | felt | 1 |
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| #53 | fleshy lump | 29 |
| #507 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #46 | frigid derringer | 57 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
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| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
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| #956 | handful of confetti | 44 |
| #38 | haunted bindle | 74 |
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| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #80 | loadstone | 18 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #466 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #283 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #339 | magical pony: Pearjack | 4 |
| #210 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 10 |
| #404 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #232 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 8 |
| #297 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
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| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #918 | old sweatpants | 53 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #243 | pie man was not meant to eat | 7 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | polyesterene powder | 7 |
| #114 | psychic's pslacks | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #134 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 2 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #172 | shot of mescal | 7 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #190 | silent O | 2 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #22 | silent U | 4 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #142 | sleeve deuce | 15 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
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| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #47 | smoldering bagel punch | 35 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #760 | spectre scepter | 43 |
| #287 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #50 | standards and practices guide | 40 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #44 | tie-dyed fannypack | 15 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #182 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #181 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 31 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
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| #545 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #720 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #161 | whiskey in a broken glass | 9 |
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