| #116 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #5 | Brogre brolo shirt | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre brorts | 1 |
| #4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #27 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #15 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #28 | Dragonscale breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #28 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #29 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #56 | El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) | 4 |
| #64 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 10 |
| #113 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 6 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 3 |
| #59 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 6 |
| #145 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 3 |
| #104 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 3 |
| #147 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 7 |
| #120 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 8 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #139 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 1 |
| #146 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #29 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #23 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #59 | Lolsipop | 1 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #24 | Master Thief's utility belt | 1 |
| #10 | Mayoflex | 53 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #24 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #28 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #117 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #31 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #151 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #22 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #11 | Three Mile Island shorts | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 11 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 10 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 15 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 16 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 15 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 15 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 8 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #185 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 13 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
| #23 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #18 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #50 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #109 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #40 | barrelhead | 1 |
| #23 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #827 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #33 | bottoms of the barrel | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #283 | bunny liver | 26 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #144 | candy cigarette | 12 |
| #41 | candy dress shoes | 1 |
| #49 | candy necktie | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #39 | chest barrel | 1 |
| #12 | chocolate pocketwatch | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #307 | crystalline cheer | 188 |
| #360 | designer handbag | 8 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| 🥉 | dreadful fedora | 1 |
| #19 | dreadful glove | 1 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #77 | eternal car battery | 2 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #178 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #86 | genie's pants | 1 |
| #89 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #156 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #169 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #11 | isotophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #188 | jive turkey leg | 6 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #149 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #26 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
| #134 | macaroni duck | 12 |
| #155 | madius | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #80 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | nozzle of the Phoenix | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #121 | psychic's amulet | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #125 | psychic's crystal ball | 1 |
| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #73 | pteruges | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #24 | replica bat-oomerang | 50 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #30 | sea chaps | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #14 | spant backplate | 1 |
| #11 | spant shield | 1 |
| #12 | spant shoulderpads | 1 |
| #29 | spant spear | 1 |
| #14 | spants | 1 |
| #73 | spectre scepter | 240 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #342 | stray chihuahua | 8 |
| #110 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #26 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
| #21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #13 | toxic mop | 1 |
| #37 | toy sixgun | 4 |
| #204 | unquiet spirits | 3 |
| #94 | unsanitized scalpel | 2 |
| #220 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #258 | unusual disco ball | 9 |
| #131 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #18 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #807 | white class ring | 4 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #18 | zombie accordion | 1 |
| #19 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |