| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #349 | Crimbo Credit | 12 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2693 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #59 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #88 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Red Roger's red left hand | 2 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #25 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 48 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #594 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 288 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #15 | alien plant fibers | 20 |
| #18 | alien rock sample | 93 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #13 | alien toenails | 19 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #395 | handful of confetti | 96 |
| #196 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #70 | memory of a C | 19 |
| #43 | memory of a G | 32 |
| #30 | memory of a T | 38 |
| #65 | memory of an A | 18 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #570 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #9 | murderbot memory chip | 27 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #131 | old sweatpants | 528 |
| #245 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #316 | spectre scepter | 95 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #477 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |