| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #731 | Boss Bat britches | 20 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo Credit | 12 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2697 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #61 | El Vibrato drone | 2 |
| #89 | El Vibrato restraints | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #29 | Red Roger's red left hand | 2 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #26 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 48 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 373 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien plant fibers | 20 |
| #18 | alien rock sample | 93 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #12 | alien toenails | 19 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #329 | handful of confetti | 111 |
| #195 | incense bath ball | 5 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #70 | memory of a C | 19 |
| #44 | memory of a G | 32 |
| #30 | memory of a T | 38 |
| #66 | memory of an A | 18 |
| #327 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #8 | murderbot memory chip | 27 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #116 | old sweatpants | 629 |
| #249 | plastic passion fruit | 7 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #275 | spectre scepter | 110 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #478 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |