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| #142 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
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| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
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| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
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| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
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| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
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| #19 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
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| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #14 | Lepardner | 1 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
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| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
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| #23 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
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| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
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| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
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| #43 | half-digested rat | 1 |
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| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
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| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
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| #25 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #49 | moai toai | 1 |
| #4 | moonberry wine cooler | 2,000 |
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| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
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| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #62 | precision snowball | 1 |
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| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
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| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #94 | salmagumdi | 1 |
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| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #97 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
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| #44 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 16 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 12 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
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| #40 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 17 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
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| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #39 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 17 |
| #66 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 13 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 8 |
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| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
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| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
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| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #154 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 15 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 7 |
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| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #287 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 14 |
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| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 19 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 16 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #333 | tiny plastic Felonia | 12 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
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| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 3 |
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| #274 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 16 |
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| #191 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 32 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #382 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 11 |
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| #214 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 28 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 26 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 32 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
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| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #167 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 24 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 30 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
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| #234 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 10 |
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| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
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| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
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| #254 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 25 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #188 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 21 |
| #263 | tiny plastic The Man | 15 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
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| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #169 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 13 |
| #214 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 29 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
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| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
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| #812 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 22 |
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| #225 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 20 |
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| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #490 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 9 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
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| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
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| #217 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 28 |
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| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 34 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 31 |
| #189 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 33 |
| #398 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #194 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 32 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
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| #1003 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 18 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #1217 | tiny plastic grue | 15 |
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| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
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| #1515 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 12 |
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| #1185 | tiny plastic killer bee | 15 |
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| #1641 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #998 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 18 |
| #196 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 29 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
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| #836 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
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| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
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| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
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| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #901 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 19 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #289 | tiny plastic scary clown | 22 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #341 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 19 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #379 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 18 |
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| #1212 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #280 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 23 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
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| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #297 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 21 |
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| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #215 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
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| #287 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 23 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #248 | tiny plastic zmobie | 25 |
| #27 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #7 | turchucken | 1 |
| #16 | ultracalcium | 1 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #113 | unusual disco ball | 14 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #27 | whalegun | 2 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #264 | wind-up chattering teeth | 115 |
| #20 | wriggling severed nose | 8 |
| #19 | yule grog | 2 |