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| #74 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 4 |
| #129 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 4 |
| #8 | Boltsmann ID badge | 6 |
| #76 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #19 | Brandonian footlocker key | 110 |
| #46 | Chroner | 2,034 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #37 | Covert Ops for Kids | 4 |
| #45 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 3 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 13 |
| #166 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 14 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 93 |
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| #120 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 6 |
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| #70 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 8 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 6 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
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| #75 | Elf Army machine parts | 35 |
| #52 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #300 | Elf Guard MPC | 16 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #83 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #22 | Elf Guard hotpants | 8 |
| #34 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 5 |
| #74 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #75 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #21 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 8 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #48 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 24 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #411 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #40 | Holiday Multitasking | 4 |
| #8 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 10 |
| #36 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 3 |
| #895 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #67 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 29 |
| #27 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 4 |
| #59 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 3 |
| #769 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #136 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
| #59 | Othello's dagger | 3 |
| #75 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #55 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
| #30 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 3 |
| 🥈 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #199 | Spirit of Christmas | 3 |
| #121 | Spirit of Easter | 11 |
| #139 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 10 |
| #137 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 10 |
| #150 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 7 |
| #8 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 6 |
| #25 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 21 |
| #29 | Star Spawn | 11 |
| #67 | Stooper | 1 |
| #198 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #96 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #40 | Thanksgiving ration | 2 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 2 |
| #388 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
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| #938 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #91 | Twelve Night Energy | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #52 | Unspeakachu | 3 |
| #54 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 4 |
| #626 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #322 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #190 | adorable seal larva | 11 |
| #27 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #51 | automa-bot parts | 531 |
| #188 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #905 | baby killer bee | 8 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1027 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #55 | bowl of Jeal-O | 188 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #23 | clerical automa-core | 4 |
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| #134 | corned beet | 2 |
| #18 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 129 |
| #180 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #89 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 2 |
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| #17 | egg gun | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #5 | flagellate flagon | 1 |
| #15 | four-leaf potato sprout | 206 |
| #210 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #85 | glass of herbal tequila | 35 |
| #17 | gravy skin | 101 |
| #19 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 31 |
| #33 | housekeeping automa-core | 2 |
| 🥈 | lucky army helmet | 5 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 6 |
| #32 | lucky napkin | 2 |
| #154 | macaroni duck | 11 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #491 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #10 | moaiball | 1 |
| #8 | nylon Christmas stockings | 2 |
| #74 | outlaw bandana | 7 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #17 | perfect Christmas scarf | 2 |
| #58 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #82 | piece of coral | 2 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #10 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #62 | prank Crimbo card | 3 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #33 | ragged wool yarn | 96 |
| #111 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #26 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 12 |
| #13 | security automa-core | 8 |
| #13 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #29 | shiny butcherknife | 47 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #107 | sleeping wereturtle | 9 |
| #127 | sleeve deuce | 25 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
| #235 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #61 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #21 | tattoo of two turkeys | 2 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #184 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
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| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #164 | untamable turtle | 11 |
| #214 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
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| #144 | viral DNA | 7 |
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| #14 | whirled peas | 1 |
| #134 | whiskey in a broken glass | 15 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |