| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #12 | Boltsmann ID badge | 4 |
| #101 | Chroner | 978 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 3 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #13 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 13 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 14 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 93 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 2 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 6 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #66 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 8 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 6 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Army machine parts | 35 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 2 |
| #63 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 2 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #246 | Elf Guard MPC | 16 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #68 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 2 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #22 | Elf Guard hotpants | 8 |
| #32 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 5 |
| #68 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 2 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #20 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 8 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #40 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 24 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #74 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 20 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #56 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 3 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #72 | Othello's dagger | 2 |
| #76 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #54 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #17 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 3 |
| #21 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 21 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 16 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #541 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #46 | automa-bot parts | 501 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #61 | bowl of Jeal-O | 150 |
| #19 | clerical automa-core | 4 |
| #121 | corned beet | 2 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #85 | glass of herbal tequila | 35 |
| #16 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 30 |
| #32 | housekeeping automa-core | 2 |
| #461 | macaroni duck | 5 |
| #517 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #34 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #73 | outlaw bandana | 7 |
| #58 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #9 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #53 | prank Crimbo card | 3 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #101 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #23 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 12 |
| #10 | security automa-core | 8 |
| #14 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #68 | shiny butcherknife | 19 |
| #126 | sleeve deuce | 25 |
| #531 | stray chihuahua | 5 |
| #55 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #540 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #38 | very overdue library book | 27 |
| #92 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 2 |
| #132 | whiskey in a broken glass | 15 |