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| #45 | Chroner | 2,034 |
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| 🥈 | Congressional Medal of Insanity | 1 |
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| #158 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 14 |
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| #69 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 8 |
| #16 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 6 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 7 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
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| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #285 | Elf Guard MPC | 16 |
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| #81 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #22 | Elf Guard hotpants | 8 |
| #34 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 5 |
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| #73 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #21 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 8 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #20 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 3 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 24 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
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| #999 | Iron Beta of Industry | 4 |
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| #27 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 4 |
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| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #137 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 5 |
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| #75 | Othello's handkerchief | 2 |
| #55 | Othello's military jacket | 3 |
| #195 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 5 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #53 | Red Balloon of Valor | 4 |
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| 🥇 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used) | 1 |
| #8 | Spring Bros. ID badge | 6 |
| #25 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 21 |
| #39 | Star Spawn | 7 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #95 | Telltale™ rubber heart | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
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| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #90 | Twelve Night Energy | 6 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #625 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
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| #1025 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #55 | bowl of Jeal-O | 188 |
| 🥈 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
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| #131 | corned beet | 2 |
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| #84 | glass of herbal tequila | 35 |
| #19 | handful of Boltsmann bearings | 31 |
| #33 | housekeeping automa-core | 2 |
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| #8 | lucky moai statuette | 2 |
| #174 | macaroni duck | 10 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #37 | massive wrench | 2 |
| #74 | outlaw bandana | 7 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #58 | pet anchor | 4 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #81 | piece of coral | 2 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #132 | pocket ace | 1 |
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| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #31 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #105 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #109 | salted mutton | 3 |
| #26 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 12 |
| #13 | security automa-core | 8 |
| #13 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 5 |
| #28 | shiny butcherknife | 47 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #107 | sleeping wereturtle | 9 |
| #127 | sleeve deuce | 25 |
| #19 | software bug | 1 |
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| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #59 | stuffed kraken | 2 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
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| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
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| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
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| #212 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| 🥈 | unwound mechanical songbird | 1 |
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