| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #208 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #93 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #124 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #87 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #127 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #68 | Microplushie: Bropane | 159 |
| #93 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 44 |
| #72 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 71 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 36 |
| #42 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 166 |
| #81 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 164 |
| #73 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 17 |
| #86 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 80 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 211 |
| #80 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 98 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 159 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #158 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 9 |
| #152 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 9 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 12 |
| #27 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 12 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 9 |
| #210 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 10 |
| #143 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #226 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 8 |
| #305 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #76 | Shield of Icy Fate | 6 |
| #104 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #295 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #899 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #713 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1090 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 9 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 14 |
| #319 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #6 | bundle of firewood | 217 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #330 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #360 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #484 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #303 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #506 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #834 | old sweatpants | 66 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #42 | really dense meat stack | 83 |
| #220 | solid gold bowling ball | 87 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #393 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #426 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #644 | stuffed Meat | 74 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #433 | stuffed key | 132 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1076 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #590 | stuffed monocle | 82 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #640 | stuffed teddy butler | 76 |
| #694 | stuffed tin of caviar | 69 |
| #416 | stuffed treasure chest | 140 |
| #7822 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #360 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #544 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #249 | useless powder | 640 |