| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #285 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #94 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 5 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #87 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 5 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #621 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Bropane | 159 |
| #94 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 44 |
| #73 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 71 |
| #69 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 36 |
| #43 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 166 |
| #80 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 164 |
| #74 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 17 |
| #85 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 80 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 211 |
| #80 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 98 |
| #58 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 159 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #255 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 8 |
| #374 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 4 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #158 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 9 |
| #152 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 9 |
| #241 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 6 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 12 |
| #27 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 12 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 9 |
| #210 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 10 |
| #143 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 5 |
| #301 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 7 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #226 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 9 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 8 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #77 | Shield of Icy Fate | 6 |
| #105 | Sword of Dark Omens | 4 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1564 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #264 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 4 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #281 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #211 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1159 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1404 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #821 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #164 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #910 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #116 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #329 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #261 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #353 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #624 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #221 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #427 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #367 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #693 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #447 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #272 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1080 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1260 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 9 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 14 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #452 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #5 | bundle of firewood | 217 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #325 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #3219 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #389 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #357 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #479 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #640 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #299 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #499 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #600 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #832 | old sweatpants | 66 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #42 | really dense meat stack | 83 |
| #217 | solid gold bowling ball | 87 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #392 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #425 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 104 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #6269 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #646 | stuffed Meat | 74 |
| #6269 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6370 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #6369 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8971 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5751 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #431 | stuffed key | 132 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1079 | stuffed mink | 40 |
| #589 | stuffed monocle | 82 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7836 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7772 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #639 | stuffed teddy butler | 76 |
| #694 | stuffed tin of caviar | 69 |
| #414 | stuffed treasure chest | 140 |
| #7821 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #599 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #590 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #936 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #584 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #927 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #549 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #950 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1322 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1371 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #358 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #542 | unusual disco ball | 5 |
| #249 | useless powder | 640 |