| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #58 | BOOtonniere | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| #32 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 53 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #61 | Bonerdagon necklace | 107 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #146 | Boss Bat britches | 81 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #74 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 60 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #322 | Colander of Em-er'il | 7 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #69 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 22 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #285 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 4 |
| #7 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 12 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #54 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 18 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #56 | Lederhosen of the Night | 18 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #51 | Order of the Green Thumb Order Form | 1 |
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| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Soupbone | 8 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
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| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
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| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
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| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
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| #209 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 20 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
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| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #205 | abominable blubber | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #61 | aerated diving helmet | 4 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #270 | badass belt | 137 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #60 | bitter pill | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of lovebug pheromones | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #12 | box of sunshine | 36,432 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #210 | burst hellseal brain | 35 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #256 | cheap cigar butt | 7 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #633 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #11 | coal paperweight | 3 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #107 | easter egg balloon | 120 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #39 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2,602 |
| #627 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 11 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #57 | fixed-gear bicycle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #197 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #184 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #62 | giant diamond ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #29 | grue egg omelette | 110 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #41 | hibernating robot reindeer | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
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| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
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| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #49 | ironic knit cap | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #210 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
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| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #165 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 165 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
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| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
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| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #130 | monster pants | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #14 | newborn kobold | 1 |
| #189 | old school flying disc | 2 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #51 | oyster egg balloon | 10 |
| #183 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #84 | penguinskin mini-skirt | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #641 | personalized coffee mug | 43 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #832 | pixellated candy heart | 11 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
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| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
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| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
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| #303 | powdered donut | 1 |
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| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #153 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #172 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #68 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #80 | sawblade shield | 44 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #49 | six-armed sweater | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #16 | smoldering box | 6 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
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| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
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| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
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| #72 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #34 | stainless steel solitaire | 23 |
| #145 | stainless steel suspenders | 19 |
| #200 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #305 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #29 | tiny ballet slippers | 1 |
| #33 | tiny cell phone | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #419 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #165 | tube sock | 3 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #93 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| 🥉 | yellow puck with a bow on it | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |