| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #138 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 1 |
| #137 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 2 |
| #36 | Frosty's frosty mug | 59 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #685 | Goodfella contract | 12 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #35 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #63 | My First Art of War | 11 |
| #149 | Newbiesport™ tent | 36 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #34 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 58 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #40 | Red Roger's red left hand | 1 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 7 |
| #101 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 10 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 19 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #370 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bauxite beret | 1 |
| #65 | bauxite bow-tie | 1 |
| #69 | bauxite boxers | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #411 | bottle of goofballs | 62 |
| #94 | bowl of mernudo | 10 |
| #235 | bunny liver | 35 |
| #574 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #91 | crusty hula hoop | 5 |
| #146 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 5 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #61 | eleven-foot pole | 17 |
| #869 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #103 | fishelada | 10 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #272 | ghost of a necklace | 13 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #768 | handful of confetti | 54 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #78 | ojo de pez burrito | 11 |
| #164 | old sweatpants | 412 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #41 | puppet strings | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #110 | red wagon | 4 |
| #31 | rickety old unicycle | 3 |
| #60 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 18 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #18 | sewing kit | 2 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #670 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1029 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic orphan | 2 |
| #33 | tiny plastic reindeer | 2 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #27 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #376 | towel | 27 |
| #441 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #151 | wand of pigification | 4 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |