| #37 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 2 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #118 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #888 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #596 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #917 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥇 | meatball machine | 1 |
| #86 | natto-infused sake | 2 |
| #416 | old sweatpants | 177 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #22 | puppet strings | 30 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #232 | stray chihuahua | 11 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #306 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |