| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #27 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 14 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #275 | Bling of the New Wave | 5 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #227 | Bonerdagon necklace | 45 |
| #170 | Boss Bat bling | 19 |
| #531 | Boss Bat britches | 28 |
| #81 | CSA discount card | 134 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #521 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #176 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #459 | Drowsy Sword | 41 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #419 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 16 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #821 | Iron Beta of Industry | 6 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #370 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 70 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #77 | Meleegra™ pills | 146 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #125 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 39 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #266 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 5 |
| #422 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 106 |
| #135 | Wet Russian | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #141 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 63 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #469 | awful poetry journal | 194 |
| #743 | badass belt | 69 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #175 | black pension check | 48 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #170 | briefcase | 66 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #521 | dense meat stack | 77 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #555 | disturbing fanfic | 152 |
| #24 | donkey flipbook | 21 |
| #405 | draggin' ball hat | 14 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #136 | duct tape wallet | 14 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #236 | dwarvish magazine | 5 |
| #762 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 8 |
| #225 | fat stacks of cash | 61 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #313 | fuzzy busby | 9 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #347 | fuzzy earmuffs | 5 |
| #381 | fuzzy montera | 4 |
| #330 | gold wedding ring | 19 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #213 | half of a gold tooth | 2 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #108 | handful of tips | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #563 | heart of the volcano | 12 |
| #39 | honey mead | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #202 | meat stack | 298 |
| #298 | obsidian dagger | 51 |
| #227 | old coin purse | 46 |
| #215 | old leather wallet | 42 |
| #612 | old sweatpants | 103 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #166 | pile of dusty animal bones | 57 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #373 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #403 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #403 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #564 | prosthetic forehead | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #397 | sawblade shield | 7 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #166 | shiny stones | 53 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #780 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #677 | spectre scepter | 49 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #691 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #75 | stolen meatpouch | 7 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #285 | terrible poem | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 6 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #883 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #847 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 4 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #984 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 3 |
| #577 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 7 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #841 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 4 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #493 | tiny plastic peacannon | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #367 | unusual disco ball | 7 |
| #151 | useless powder | 1,447 |
| #702 | valuable trinket | 99 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |