| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo Credit | 199 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #15 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 10 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #20 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 7 |
| #84 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 11 |
| #99 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 9 |
| #100 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 11 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #369 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #616 | Goodfella contract | 18 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #334 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #36 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| #36 | Lavalos's shell | 3 |
| #330 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 77 |
| #444 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #624 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #569 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #790 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 5 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #764 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 3 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #348 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #14 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 78 |
| #9 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 19 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Emperor's new hat | 9 |
| #8 | The Emperor's new pants | 10 |
| #4 | The Emperor's new shirt | 15 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #493 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 10 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #924 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #371 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #53 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 2 |
| #40 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 2 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #379 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #874 | badass belt | 61 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1531 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
| #19 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 40 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #69 | bunny liver | 153 |
| #427 | burst hellseal brain | 10 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #59 | cheer extractor | 19 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #454 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #15 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #6 | electrician's hardhat | 2 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #949 | empty agua de vida bottle | 29 |
| #53 | exploding cigar | 1 |
| #6 | feathered headdress | 2 |
| #611 | figurine of a charred seal | 4 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #408 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #632 | handful of sawdust | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #10 | high-temperature mining drill | 4 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #82 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 53 |
| #56 | magical pony: Pearjack | 70 |
| #71 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 71 |
| #80 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 63 |
| #77 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 67 |
| #70 | magical pony: Uniquity | 63 |
| #77 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #44 | meteorb | 1 |
| #53 | meteorite guard | 1 |
| #39 | meteortarboard | 2 |
| #68 | meteorthopedic shoes | 2 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #32 | miming shirt | 3 |
| #1708 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #596 | old sweatpants | 110 |
| #45 | ornate picture frame | 74 |
| #312 | personalized coffee mug | 223 |
| #51 | picture of you | 1 |
| #64 | pile of useless robot parts | 20 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #23 | pompadour'd puppy | 1 |
| #62 | regret hose | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #344 | shredded hellseal hide | 12 |
| #7 | sicksilver ring | 1 |
| #47 | silent I | 12 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | space beast fur pants | 2 |
| #382 | spectre scepter | 82 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #451 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #142 | stuffed martini | 68 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #343 | torn hellseal sinew | 12 |
| #62 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #127 | unusual disco ball | 13 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #9 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #11 | wicksilver ring | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |