Museum :: Zs bee

Zs bee

Rank	Item	Quantity
#56	"DRINK ME" potion	1,000
#116	"KICK ME" sign	1
#398	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
#55	1952 Mickey Mantle card	184
#650	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
#278	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#860	A. W. O. L. commendation	2
#16	Agitated Turkey	13
#53	Ancient Protector Soda	12
#881	Ancient Saucehelm	3
#537	Angelhair Culottes	2
#440	Argarggagarg's fang	4
#335	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
#437	Atomic Comic	1
#165	BACON	8
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#744	BGE merchandise order form	3
#566	BGE pocket calendar	1
#576	BGE shotglass	12
#455	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
#236	BRAINS shorts	4
#100	BURT	303
#274	Baja sopapilla	2
#2035	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	5
#237	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	11
#223	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
#36	BittyCar MeatCar	1
#334	Bling of the New Wave	4
#327	Blizzards I Have Died In	3
#120	Blood 'n' Plenty	2
#113	Blood Light	35
#134	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
#1923	Bonerdagon necklace	2
#265	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#733	Boss Bat britches	20
#27	Bram's choker	10
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#583	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
#480	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
#509	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
#466	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
#475	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
#530	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1093	CRIMBCO scrip	45
#819	CRIMBCO wine	9
#2129	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
#786	CRIMBCOLOAF	5
#49	CSA fire-starting kit	430
#58	Cheer-Up soda	12
#145	Chorale of Companionship	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#722	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
#1874	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#110	Corpse Island iced tea	45
#98	Crimbeau de toilette	2
#37	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	97
#349	Crimbo Credit	12
#262	Crimbo Factory surprise box	9
#104	Crimbo candle	2
#328	Crimbo salad	4
#29	Crimbonium fuel rod	134
#118	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
#135	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
#111	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
#120	Crimbot battery	11
#472	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
#15	Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper	1
#259	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
#246	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
#248	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
#244	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#472	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
#462	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
#253	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
#1093	Crimbuck	517
#974	Crown of the Goblin King	25
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#294	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	21
#520	Disco 'Fro Pick	6
#668	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#1107	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
#1205	Drowsy Sword	10
#207	Dust bunny	1
#771	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
#399	Ecto-Cooler	2
#389	El Sombrero De Lopez	6
#949	Elder Turtle Shell	3
#32	Eldritch snap	3
#28	FDKOL hotcakes	251
#128	Fantasma en la Máquina	20
#45	Flaskfull of Hollow	535
#31	Friendliness Beverage	269
#51	Friendly Turkey	1
#172	Frosty's frosty mug	10
#343	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
#508	Galapagosian Cuisses	2
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#324	Go-Wassail	56
#349	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	3
#146	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	37
#224	Heimandatz's heart	7
#390	Hodgman's blanket	3
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#164	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#9	How to Avoid Scams	12,200
#23	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
#139	Instant Karma	78
#354	Jack-in-the-box	17
#122	Jocko Homo's head	11
#516	Kissin' Cousins	2
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#494	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
#481	LED block	2
#116	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	26
#414	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	3
#47	Lars the Cyberian	6
#398	Lederhosen of the Night	3
#165	Let Me Be!	8
#1913	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	9
#5	MSG	1,728
#119	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	3
#387	Maxing, Relaxing	3
#44	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
#21	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	977
#198	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	10
#133	Misty Cape	16
#280	Misty Cloak	3
#201	Misty Robe	8
#31	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	53
#53	Mysterious Black Box	64
#42	Mysterious Blue Box	90
#56	Mysterious Green Box	62
#43	Mysterious Red Box	82
#237	Newbiesport™ tent	11
#116	Nightstalker perfume	27
#68	Northern pemmican	3
#100	Nuclear Blastball	30
#233	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	6
#214	Order of the Silver Wossname	3
#2364	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
#230	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
#41	Pneumo bar	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#67	Prelude of Precision	2
#55	Professor What T-Shirt	21
#127	Racisto Ruidoso	3
#212	Ralph IX cognac	1
#208	Red Pill	2
#481	Red Rover BB gun	5
#17	Red Russian	1
#116	Rompedores de Fantasmas	29
#171	Safari Jack's moustache	8
#820	Schrödinger's thermos	5
#493	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#189	Silver Bullet beer	13
#56	Sogg-Os	8
#107	Stephen's lab coat	1
#437	Summer Nights	3
#326	Swizzler	1
#33	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	6
#83	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	231
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#94	Tales of Spelunking	1
#322	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	10
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#205	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	7
#137	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
#208	The Cooler Out of Space	14
#86	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2	1
#81	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3	1
#67	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4	1
#83	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#78	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
#557	The Joy of Wassailing	5
#182	The Mariachi's guitar case	9
#51	The Necbronomicon	4
#1568	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
#563	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#778	Thwaitgold bee statuette	3
#839	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#990	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#312	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#545	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	9
#1033	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1380	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#1440	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
#629	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#333	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#263	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#900	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	3
#667	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold spider statuette	6
#2348	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#752	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#148	Trainbot optics	3
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#316	Travels with Jerry	4
#850	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	2
#405	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	29
#464	Uncle Romulus	2
#44	Van der Graaf helmet	8
#334	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#90	Wet Russian	3
#584	Workytime Tea	2
#70	Wrecked Generator	2
#53	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	1
#252	Yakisoba's hat	6
#900	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#202	Zim Merman's guitar	4
#916	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
#232	abandoned candy	3
#1230	abominable snowcone	2
#11	actual blood sausage	2
#868	adorable seal larva	3
#73	alien force field disruptor bean	10
#148	alien source code printout	2
#61	almost-dead walkie-talkie	97
#219	ancient cursed foot locker	1
#152	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#52	ancient turtle shell	1
#117	anniversary gift box	10
#115	anticheese	117
#10	antimatter wad	278
#736	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#118	antique nutcracker figurine	2
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#354	antique pair of blue jeans	2
#714	antique record album	2
#586	antique souvenir drawing	1
#87	asbestos crossbow string	3
#177	asbestos sword hilt	1
#703	astral mushroom	8
#188	baby cuddlefish	1
#166	baby killer bee	58
#1715	baconstone	3
#2310	badass belt	22
#223	bag of GORP	1
#141	bag of bones	8
#15	ballast turtle	71
#1031	balloon monkey	1
#653	banana	5
#183	bark rootbeer	5
#34	barnacled barrel	125
#411	barrrnacle	39
#737	bath ball gift set	6
#479	battered Crimbo Crate	22
#74	beautiful rainbow	6
#104	bed of coals	7
#233	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#348	big rock	2
#313	bindlestocking	9
#167	bite-me-red lipstick	123
#173	black and white cracker	3
#83	black kettle drum	23
#138	blank diary	1
#518	blind-packed capsule toy	1
#224	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	50
#3305	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#14	blood roll-up	1
#15	blood snowcone	1
🥈	blood-soaked sponge cake	70
#16	bloodstick	1
#145	blue money bag	1
#942	blue plasma ball	1
#136	blue tulip	1
#375	bone chips	38
#51	bottle of Blank-Out	320
#119	bottle of Crimbognac	2
#17	bottle of Sanguiovese	1
#283	bottle of bubbles	39
#83	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
#395	bottle of goofballs	64
#14	bottlecap turtle	50
#191	bottled day	1
#94	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#32	bowl of fishysoisse	17
#166	bowl of mernudo	1
#51	box of Pokëmann band-aids	63
#5014	box of sunshine	7
#16	box turtle	73
#77	boxcar turtle	1
#136	brain preservation fluid	1
#93	bread line	6
#152	breaded beer	4
#36	breakfast mess	640
#43	breakfast miracle	9
#2709	brick	1
#437	brine	45
#276	buñuelos Jaliscos	2
#74	bubble-wrap simulator	13
#7	bucket of wine	1,038
#408	burnt flower	1
#147	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	4
#1020	can of Binarrrca	7
#484	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
#157	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	48
#300	candied bolts	5
#287	candied nuts	5
#163	candied yams	50
#287	candy cane	134
#1095	candy stake	6
#1811	carbon nanotube frame	1
#67	catfish whiskers	11
#290	chainsaw chain	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#28	cheer-o-gram	30
#334	chocolate cigar	5
#715	chocolate filthy lucre	1
#218	chocolate saucepan	1
#176	chocolate stolen accordion	2
#98	chocolate turtle totem	7
#452	chrome crossbow	1
#1755	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#81	citrus-infused sake	1
#134	club sandwich	2
#27	coal paperweight	1
#664	cocoa egg	10
#326	collection of tiny spooky objects	3
#87	comfy coffin	10
#318	communal gobstopper	3
#55	corned-beef Reuben	79
#5	cornucopia	850
#54	corpse on the beach	67
#111	corpsedriver	41
#129	corpsetini	39
#308	corrupted data	50
#174	cranberry margarita (brackish)	2
#209	cranberry schnapps	3
#72	crappy brain	139
#7	crate of firebombs	334
#242	crumbling rat skull	2
#639	crystalline cheer	2
#494	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
#347	cursed bottle of rum	3
#203	cursed scrunchie	5
#460	cursed sea biscuit	1
#89	cursed wishbone	4
#159	cylindrical mold	11
#43	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
#54	decanter of fine Scotch	5
#68	decent brain	276
#605	dehydrated caviar	2
#56	delicious star salad	2
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#149	designer handbag	17
#140	devilish folio	7
#261	dill	138
#1012	doll house	3
#308	donated booze	22
#270	donated candy	27
#242	donated food	36
#171	double-ice cap	1
#54	dream of a dog	2
#27	droll monocle	39
#148	drum of pomade	10
#919	drywall axe	10
#116	duct tape wallet	25
#12	dueling turtle	86
#57	dumb mud	6
#39	duonoculars	15
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#7	dusty bottle of blood	6
#537	easter egg balloon	44
#35	effluvious emerald	58
#283	eggnog	62
#430	electrical thingamabob	4
#315	epic wad	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#46	expensive cigar	5
#239	extra-greasy slider	10
#171	extra-see-thru nightie	3
#179	extremely skinny jeans	5
#198	facsimile dictionary	52
#77	fancy beef jerky	2
#515	fancy chocolate	6
#811	felt	11
#79	fiery wing	125
#38	filet of The Fish	5
#131	filth-encrusted futon	6
#70	fish juice box	32
#189	fishelada	1
#101	fistful of ashes	54
#270	flan del mar	2
#42	flask of mining oil	189
#298	flask of tainted mining oil	3
#32	folder (KOLHS)	1
#88	forbidden sausage	3
#121	foreign box	1
#213	fossilized baboon skull	3
#137	fossilized bat skull	5
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#409	fossilized limb	18
#212	fossilized serpent skull	4
#479	fossilized spike	7
#398	fossilized spine	3
#502	fossilized torso	6
#524	fossilized wing	4
#197	fossilized wyrm skull	4
#5	fountain 'soda'	177
#103	freshwater fishbone	5
#413	friendly cheez blob	6
#212	frigid air mattress	4
#127	frigid mote	6
#577	frozen Mob Penguin	1
#54	frozen banquet	27
#314	fruitcake	70
#1137	fudgecule	34
#220	fudgesicle	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#196	funhouse mirror	4
#9	furry green turtle	65
#75	future drug: Coolscaline	31
#66	future drug: Muscularactum	35
#80	future drug: Smartinex	31
#389	fuzzy busby	6
#4739	fuzzy dice	1
#254	fuzzy earmuffs	10
#174	fuzzy montera	17
#289	ghost cucumber	147
#248	ghost protocol	2
#292	ghost trap	3
#255	ghostly body paint	19
#596	giant discarded bottlecap	8
#205	giant discarded torn-up glove	22
#333	giant pinky ring	49
#19	giant tube of black lipstick	1,278
#93	gift card	1
#40	gift-a-pult	9
#339	gingerbread bugbear	75
#807	gingerbread robot	1
#27	glacial sapphire	45
#62	gladiator tunica	12
#72	glass of bourbon	9
#46	glimmering penguin feather	1
#90	goblin water	7
#208	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
#116	gold tooth	4
#142	good brain	312
#619	googly eye	21
#324	gooified animal matter	1
#28	gourmet gourami oil	61
#172	green rocket	1
#5	grinning turtle	55
#559	grue egg	47
#62	gun cleaning kit	4
#86	guy made of bee pollen	38
#866	hamethyst	9
#21	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	8
#27	handful of Laughing Willow bark	7
#605	handful of confetti	68
#149	handful of crafty noodles	3
#262	handful of honey	19
#210	handful of numbers	2
#19	headless sparrow	130
#3383	heart necklace	1
#346	heart of the volcano	21
#161	hedgeturtle	5
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#61	hemp candy necklace	7
#95	herbal stuffing	62
#48	hermit factoid	14
#1843	herringcello	2
#67	hideous egg	25
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#30	honey stick	54
#115	hot egg	2
#96	hot plate	44
#156	hot watered rum	2
#173	huge bowl of candy	6
#288	huge gold coin	1
#313	hushed puppy	1
#1604	iGoogly	1
#53	ice-cold six-pack	508
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#82	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	6
#159	jar of fermented pickle juice	14
#14	jar of squeeze	35
#1072	jawbruiser	3
#380	jerky coins	53
#41	jingle bell	1
#79	kamicorpse-ee	5
#22	kiwi beak	53
#14	knobby helmet turtle	79
#95	leather bookmark	5
#39	leftover pasty	1
#1151	length of string	7
#412	leprechaun hatchling	1
#92	linoleum crossbow string	2
#120	linoleum stick	1
#60	linoleum sword hilt	3
#91	liquid ice	7
#66	liquid shifting time weirdness	21
#278	llama lama gong	6
#110	longhaired hippy wig	5
#169	lost elf luggage	1
#137	lost key	8
#375	lucky bottlecap	3
#44	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	4
#149	lump of coal	4
#21	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	2
#471	macaroni duck	5
#59	magnum of fancy champagne	1
#21	mangled squirrel	134
#91	mariachi toothpaste	1
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#695	meat from yesterday	1
#61	megacopia	1
#26	metal band T-shirt	27
#55	mime army camouflage kit	3
#37	mime army rations	10
#56	mime army superserum	3
#74	mime army wine	5
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#129	mini-martini	3
#190	minin' dynamite	1
#501	motivational poster	9
#264	muffled muffuletta	2
#689	mugcake	1
#53	mulled berry wine	1
#12	mulled blood	1
#242	mysterious silver lapel pin	6
#1676	nanite-infested candy cane	5
#479	nanite-infested eggnog	10
#1396	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
#1086	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	5
#764	nanofiber cloth	5
#108	natto-infused sake	1
#189	necrotizing body spray	50
#119	neutron lollipop	5
#100	not-a-pipe	6
#212	nugget of Crimbonium	11
#144	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
#418	obnoxious riddle	1
#175	ojo de pez burrito	1
#255	old school flying disc	1
#2071	old sweatpants	2
#68	orange peel hat	7
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#266	pack of pogs	73
#71	packet of orchid seeds	2
#9	padded tortoise	69
#79	paint bomb	36
#17	painted turtle	57
#1171	pants of the Slug Lord	2
#200	paperclip	247
#142	paperclip sproinger	1
#476	peanut brittle shield	4
#1771	penguin focaccia bread	2
#120	peppermint tailings	259
#403	personalized birthday cake	4
#2035	pet rock	2
#435	petit 4.1	3
#332	phish stick	3
#181	pie man was not meant to eat	12
#225	pile of Trainbot parts	1
#38	pixel coin	77
#40	pixellated moneybag	108
#228	plain brown wrapper	2
#56	plain snowcone	10
#37	plastic doll arms	1
#39	plastic doll legs	1
#294	plastic ingot	9
#756	plastic passion fruit	1
#176	pool cue	44
#187	pork elf goodies sack	42
#1148	porquoise	5
#271	portable photocopier	25
#603	powdered candy sushi set	3
#128	press-on ribs	58
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#1693	pretty flower	3
#22	prismatic wad	1,584
#149	purple corpsel	2
#371	quantum taco	42
#439	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	2
#115	radiation-resistant helmet	13
#41	rainbow jellybean	2
#18	rat carcass	143
#324	really dense meat stack	20
#73	red ale	7
#52	red eye	10
#130	red money bag	5
#112	red tulip	1
#210	red-headed corpse	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#754	[2108]rock	5
#90	rocket fuel	4
#100	root beer	1
#280	rose	1
#35	rubber doll body	1
#38	rubber doll head	1
#52	ruby on canes	6
#61	rusty piece of rebar	9
#191	salinated mint julep	1
🥉	salt plum sake	154
#13	samurai turtle	59
#338	sand dollar	8
#2421	sandwich of the gods	1
#215	secret mummy herbs and spices	2
#85	servo-assisted exo-pants	18
#10	sewer turtle	77
#54	shaker of dry rub	1
#436	shiny butcherknife	1
#530	shiny ring	49
#32	shushed potatoes	7
#74	silent B	3
#17	silent M	84
#242	silent O	1
#213	silent P	1
#22	silent pea shooter	55
#94	silver shotgun shell	5
#409	silver shrimp fork	4
#97	sinewy crossbow string	1
#100	single swig of vodka	1
#171	single-serving herbal stuffing	2
#190	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
#313	skeleton key ring	2
#12	skeletortoise	69
#359	sleeping stocking	8
#14	sleeping wereturtle	55
#120	slime convention swag bag	6
#86	slime-soaked brain	3
#202	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#83	slime-soaked sweat gland	3
#247	slow jam collection	18
#96	smiling rat	3
#148	smoked potsherd	6
#22	smut orc keepsake box	49
#132	sneaky wrapping paper	7
#197	snowball	2
#79	soap knife	23
#457	solid gold bowling ball	40
#60	solid gold jewel	33
#172	sorority brain	9
#8	soup turtle	90
#488	soy cordial	1
#154	spectral pickle	140
#1960	spectre scepter	10
#259	spirit gum	1
#299	spiritual candy cane	1
#311	spiritual fruitcake	1
#190	spiritual gingerbread	2
#64	spooky bicycle chain	29
#61	spooky cosmetics bag	34
#2625	spooky eggnog	2
#1893	spooky length of string	1
#234	spooky mushroom wine	1
#936	spooky sap	1
#1333	spooky stuffing	2
#1136	spooky toy wheel	3
#1767	spooky wooden block	1
#169	spoonful of Linguine-Os	2
#1729	square CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#349	squirming egg sac	32
#159	stained mattress	6
#1800	stainless steel scarf	1
#2248	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#2141	stainless steel skullcap	1
#842	stainless steel slacks	5
#1863	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1107	stainless steel suspenders	3
#113	stale Cheer-E-Os	8
#105	stale cheer wine	10
#62	stealth bomber	1
#51	steamy ruby	43
#18	stepmom's booze	47
#785	stick	2
#167	still-beating spleen	3
#343	stray chihuahua	8
#1708	stringy sinew	2
#193	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	2
#1252	stuffing	6
#69	sugar sheet	500
#59	sugar sphere	2
#244	sweet mochi ball	10
#5	syncopated turtle	63
#119	tangle of rat tails	2
#39	tangled mass of creepy pasta	11
#203	tasket	2
#57	tawdry amethyst	28
#2033	teddy bear	1
#1964	teddy borg	1
#121	temperance whiskey	2
#1322	theoretical string	2
#181	throwing bone	6
#221	tin cup of mulligan stew	5
#61	tiny barrel	31
#389	tiny bottle of absinthe	33
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#1955	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	4
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#1358	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#1359	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#1363	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1349	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#151	tiny plastic golden gundam	77
#2708	tiny plastic hermit	2
#91	tobiko pocky	1
#80	tobiko-infused sake	2
#126	tofurkey gravy	56
#167	tofurkey leg	45
#1139	tooth	2
#8	torquoise	60
#6	tortoboggan	74
#214	towel	43
#1342	toy hoverpad	3
#970	toy wheel	8
#143	transparent nog	3
#259	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
#1791	turtle totem	1
#250	turtlemail bits	3
#121	twitching time capsule	3
#29	una poca de gracia	53
#350	unearthed potsherd	6
#68	unearthly onyx	25
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#307	untamable turtle	7
#215	unusual disco ball	10
#5	vampagne	75
#124	vampire glitter	4
#63	vampire pearl	15
#641	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	14
#59	very overdue library book	15
#215	vinegar	168
#467	volcanic ash	4
#174	voodoo snuff	9
#188	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
#105	warbear auto-anvil	2
#84	warbear battery	29
#165	warbear bearserker mead	1
#228	warbear bearserker potion	2
#51	warbear beeping telegram	19
#90	warbear blizzard mead	7
#94	warbear breakfast machine assembler	7
#188	warbear chemistry lab	1
#143	warbear drone assembler	4
#29	warbear empathy chip	14
#51	warbear gyrocopter	14
#66	warbear high-efficiency still	3
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#72	warbear jackhammer drill press	3
#233	warbear liquid overcoat	3
#65	warbear metalworking primer	14
#96	warbear officer requisition box	8
#79	warbear procedural hilarity drone	13
#150	warbear requisition box	32
#42	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	22
#31	warbear soda machine assembler	14
#111	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
#91	warbear wardance potion	25
#349	warbear whosit	308
#252	warehouse key	1
#96	wasabi marble soda	1
#80	wasabi pocky	2
#110	wasabi-infused sake	1
#51	water log	1
#177	whisker pencil	53
#126	white money bag	2
#125	white tulip	1
#253	wind-up meatcar	46
#17	wine-soaked bone chips	36
#629	wooden block	4
#52	worksite credentials	1
#65	wreath of laurels	9
#399	yellow candygram	1
#165	yule gruel	2
#340	zombie pineal gland	13

Wow, that's 38,709 items total!

what items are this player missing?