| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #220 | 37x37x37 puzzle cube | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #142 | 5-hour acrimony | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #78 | 8-bit banana | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #112 | A muse-bouche | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #107 | ASCII fu manchu | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #98 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #84 | Afternoon Delight | 1 |
| #134 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #56 | Agitated Turkey | 1 |
| #276 | Alewife™ Ale | 1 |
| #72 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #39 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #37 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Dervish | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #31 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #15 | Alice's Army Foil Sniper | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #60 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #148 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #127 | Ancient Saucehelm | 12 |
| #52 | Angelhair Culottes | 13 |
| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #317 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 2 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #85 | Argarggagarg's fang | 13 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Artist's Butterknife of Regret | 1 |
| #68 | Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness | 1 |
| #65 | Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury | 1 |
| #64 | Artist's Spatula of Despair | 1 |
| #62 | Artist's Whisk of Misery | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #217 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #57 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #65 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #128 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #503 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #450 | BRICKO eye brick | 1 |
| #69 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #63 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #112 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #32 | BRICKO pyramid | 1 |
| #105 | BRICKO reactor | 1 |
| #107 | BRICKO stud | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #61 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #54 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 13 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #126 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #74 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 90 |
| #333 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 7 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #31 | Beefy Crunch Pastaco | 1 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #120 | Big Punk | 1 |
| #470 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 4 |
| #70 | Bit O' Quail Spleen | 1 |
| #227 | BitterSweetTarts | 1 |
| #57 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #37 | Bling of the New Wave | 16 |
| #148 | Blood 'n' Plenty | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #61 | Bonerdagon necklace | 105 |
| #160 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 5 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #72 | Boss Bat bling | 42 |
| #136 | Boss Bat britches | 85 |
| #113 | Boss Drops | 1 |
| #117 | Bowl of Scorpions | 1 |
| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #64 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #81 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 7 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1251 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #172 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #229 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 1 |
| #215 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 1 |
| #45 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #83 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #66 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #76 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #100 | Charity's choker | 1 |
| #88 | Choco-Mint patty | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #59 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 13 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #243 | Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #47 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 71 |
| #78 | Coily™ | 1 |
| #120 | Colander of Em-er'il | 12 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #66 | Comet Drop | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #80 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #175 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1031 | Crimbuck | 597 |
| #658 | Crown of the Goblin King | 38 |
| #93 | Cursed Punch | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #56 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 9 |
| #56 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #88 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 16 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
| #737 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 1 |
| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #189 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #52 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #84 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #98 | Drizzlers™ Black Licorice | 1 |
| #181 | Drowsy Sword | 102 |
| #63 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #54 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #81 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #88 | Dweebisol™ inhaler | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #47 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #71 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #254 | Effermint™ tablets | 1 |
| #90 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 18 |
| #99 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #115 | Elder Turtle Shell | 13 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #170 | Elvish delight | 1 |
| #124 | Enchanted Flyswatter | 1 |
| #126 | Enchanted Plunger | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #66 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #206 | Everlasting Deckswabber | 1 |
| #53 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #245 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #57 | Firewater | 1 |
| #170 | Fitspiration™ poster | 1 |
| #64 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #77 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #71 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #52 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #50 | Friendly Turkey | 1 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #136 | Fu Manchu Wax | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #64 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #57 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 13 |
| #55 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 13 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #164 | Gearhead Goo | 1 |
| #93 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #265 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #75 | Glo-Pop | 1 |
| #132 | Gnollish Crossdress | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #66 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #102 | Good 'n' Slimy | 1 |
| #236 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #67 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #117 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 1 |
| #108 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 1 |
| #101 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 1 |
| #73 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 11 |
| #68 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #655 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #77 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #186 | Green Manalishi | 1 |
| #51 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #59 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #343 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #458 | Gummi-Gnauga | 4 |
| #136 | Gummy Brains | 1 |
| #252 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 15 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #60 | Heimandatz's heart | 17 |
| #49 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #46 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #52 | Herringtini | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #73 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 1 |
| #76 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #89 | Hundred Headed IPA | 1 |
| #233 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #113 | Illuminati earpiece | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #121 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #152 | Iron Beta of Industry | 64 |
| #1035 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #61 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #52 | Jocko Homo's head | 17 |
| #79 | Kashmir sweater | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 1 |
| #200 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #996 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #148 | Knob jelly donut | 1 |
| #58 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 13 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #241 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 1 |
| #55 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 18 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #57 | Lederhosen of the Night | 18 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #28 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 69 |
| #141 | Lobos Mints | 1 |
| #56 | Locust | 1 |
| #56 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #203 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 114 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #92 | Mae West with a fly in it | 4 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #77 | Marvin's marvelous pill | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #203 | McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #112 | Mer-kin pressureglobe | 1 |
| #30 | Mer-kin rocksalt | 1 |
| #50 | Mer-kin saltmint | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin saltsquid | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #287 | Milk Studs | 1 |
| #89 | Mint Yulep | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #204 | Misty Cape | 8 |
| #164 | Misty Cloak | 10 |
| #123 | Misty Robe | 20 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #61 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #72 | Moon Pie | 1 |
| #120 | Moonds | 1 |
| #67 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #57 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #93 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #248 | Mr. Haggis | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #132 | Necbro wafers | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #287 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #76 | Newman's Own Trousers | 11 |
| #304 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 22 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #79 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #109 | Osk'r Chow | 1 |
| #85 | P.B.L.T. | 39 |
| #92 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #358 | PEEZ dispenser | 1 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #67 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #107 | PlexiPips | 2 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #187 | Pokëmann band-aid | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #193 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #157 | Psychotic Train wine | 1 |
| #44 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #130 | Rattlin' Chains | 1 |
| #77 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #98 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 1 |
| #234 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #114 | Russian Ice | 1 |
| #75 | Safari Jack's moustache | 13 |
| #80 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #53 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #55 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #151 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 13 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #117 | Scuba Snack | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #230 | Shivering Chèvre | 1 |
| #92 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #68 | Shrubble Bubble | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #63 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #178 | Skullery Maid's Knee | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #65 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #57 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #51 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #63 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #88 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 1 |
| #263 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #138 | Smart Bone Dust | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #65 | Space Tours Tripple | 36 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #44 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 2 |
| #40 | Staff of the Soupbone | 5 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #64 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #119 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #325 | Swizzler | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #828 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #29 | Take Eleven Bar | 11 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #82 | Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #237 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 1 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #98 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #73 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #53 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 24 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #397 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 10 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 7 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
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| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
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| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #34 | Vivian's Vitamin | 1 |
| #85 | Vodka Matryoshka | 1 |
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| #55 | Whenchamacallit bar | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #172 | Workytime Tea | 12 |
| #88 | Wrecked Generator | 1 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #80 | Yakisoba's hat | 12 |
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| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
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| #19 | Young Man's Cargo Load | 1 |
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| #17 | aquamariner's necklace | 1 |
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| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #171 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 1 |
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| #84 | barrel pickle | 1 |
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| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
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| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
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| #82 | beery blood | 1 |
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| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
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| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
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| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
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| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
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| #160 | black magic powder | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #32 | blank prescription sheet | 11 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
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| #194 | blob of acid | 1 |
| #76 | blob of wood glue | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
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| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #74 | blood sausage | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #59 | blood-red mushroom wine | 1 |
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| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
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| #118 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #60 | bone bons | 1 |
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| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #54 | bonsai tree | 1 |
| #121 | booby trap | 1 |
| #173 | book of matches | 1 |
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| #303 | borg sock monkey | 6 |
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| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
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| #149 | bottle of Evermore | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #65 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #49 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Pete's Sake | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #54 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #456 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
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| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of extra-strength melodramamine | 1 |
| #81 | bottle of fruity "wine" | 1 |
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| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #134 | bottle of laundry sherry | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of limeade | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
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| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
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| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #81 | bowl of eyeballs | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #63 | bowl of maggots | 1 |
| #53 | bowl of marinade | 1 |
| #70 | bowl of mummy guts | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
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| #247 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #127 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1717 | box of sunshine | 93 |
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| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
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| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #230 | breath mint | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #235 | brigand brittle | 1 |
| #70 | broken BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #677 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #15 | bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) | 1 |
| #21 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #13 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| #110 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #157 | bull blubber | 1 |
| #155 | bumblebee marble | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #466 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #98 | burst hellseal brain | 118 |
| #49 | buzzing mushroom wine | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #554 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #152 | can of sterno | 1 |
| #77 | can of the cheapest beer | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #72 | can-you-dig-it? | 3 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #42 | candy UFOs | 2 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #26 | candy cane candygram | 1 |
| #45 | candy crayons | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #240 | candy skeleton | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #55 | candycaine powder | 1 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1639 | canteen of wine | 2 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #62 | carrot claret | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #190 | chainsaw chain | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #105 | cheap Chinese beer | 1 |
| #197 | cheap cigar butt | 11 |
| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #637 | cheap studded belt | 14 |
| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #274 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #179 | children of the candy corn | 1 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #211 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #208 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #35 | cinnamon cannoli | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #124 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #52 | complex mushroom wine | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #126 | conjured ice cream | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #311 | corned-beef Reuben | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #218 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #122 | costume rental shop | 1 |
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| #120 | cotton candy skoshe | 1 |
| #121 | cotton candy smidgen | 1 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #268 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #8 | creepy ginger ale | 269 |
| #66 | creepy voodoo doll | 3 |
| #35 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #71 | croquet hedgehog | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #87 | crude crudités | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #125 | crystal skeleton vodka | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #113 | cube of ectoplasm | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #181 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #322 | cursed cannonball | 2 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #456 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
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| #350 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #125 | custard pie | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #96 | daub-breaker | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #111 | dead lights pie | 1 |
| #101 | dead meat bun | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
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| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
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| #90 | delicious comfit? | 1 |
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| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #113 | demonic surgical gloves | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #39 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 13 |
| #93 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #379 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #482 | dire fudgesicle | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #60 | disembodied smile | 12 |
| #127 | distention pill | 1 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #269 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #112 | double-ice gum | 1 |
| #53 | drafty drawers | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #51 | dream of a dog | 2 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #133 | dubious peppermint | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #45 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #224 | easter egg balloon | 80 |
| #137 | ectoplasm au jus | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #85 | elderly jawbreaker | 2 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #29 | enticing mayolus | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #70 | expensive champagne | 1 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #29 | extra-heavy BRICKO brick | 1 |
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| #132 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
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| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
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| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
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| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
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| #33 | guard turtle shell | 114 |
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| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #205 | haggis socks | 1 |
| #242 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 1 |
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| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #167 | hamburger | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #54 | handful of bees | 1 |
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| #121 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #113 | haunted flame | 1 |
| #77 | hawkface potion | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
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| #1258 | helmet turtle | 9 |
| #1881 | herringcello | 1 |
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| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
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| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #71 | holly-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
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| #181 | honey stick | 1 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
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| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #460 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
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| #288 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #140 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #82 | igloo pie | 1 |
| #63 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
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| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #356 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #100 | ironic battle spoon | 1 |
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| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #218 | janglin' bones | 1 |
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| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
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| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #243 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
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| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #70 | junk food | 1 |
| #93 | junk yard | 1 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #500 | ketchup hound | 6 |
| #2542 | killing feather | 1 |
| #145 | king cookie | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #80 | knight cookie | 1 |
| #368 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #197 | kobold kibble | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #162 | lawnmower blade | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #205 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #53 | licorice boa | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #624 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #68 | little red jam | 1 |
| #210 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #137 | liver and let pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #92 | longhaired hippy wig | 6 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #69 | lucky cat statue | 1 |
| #137 | lucky cat's paw | 1 |
| #599 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #80 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #101 | macaroni duck | 14 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #18 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 158 |
| #397 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #59 | magnum of fancy champagne | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #74 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 5 |
| #71 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #91 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #142 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #119 | mimosette | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #26 | miniature Jacob's ladder | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #24 | miniature pruning shears | 1 |
| #188 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1764 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #155 | moonberry wine cooler | 1 |
| #121 | moose chocolate | 1 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #58 | moustache sock | 1 |
| #33 | mouth-watering mayolus | 1 |
| #53 | mulled berry wine | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #118 | muscle oil | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #80 | nailswurst | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #299 | nanite-infested eggnog | 15 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #58 | nasty gum | 1 |
| #107 | natto-infused sake | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #198 | neurostim pill | 1 |
| #1125 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #139 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
| #132 | ninja fear powder | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #80 | obsidian dagger | 103 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #38 | old ball and chain | 1 |
| #49 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #103 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #213 | open sauce | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #97 | orange peel hat | 5 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #231 | orcish hand lotion | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #225 | orcish rubber | 1 |
| #169 | orcish stud-finder | 1 |
| #190 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #42 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #204 | overcookie | 1 |
| #51 | overpowering mushroom wine | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #926 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #161 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #71 | padded tortoise | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #144 | pawn cookie | 1 |
| #123 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #129 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #191 | pear tart | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #40 | pecan pie | 1 |
| #61 | pencil kunai | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #35 | peppermint crook | 1 |
| #28 | peppermint rhino baby | 2 |
| #195 | peppermint sprout | 1 |
| #91 | peppermint twist | 1 |
| #89 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #90 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #82 | perfect old-fashioned | 1 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #172 | perpendicular guano | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #225 | physiostim pill | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #123 | pickpocket protector | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #125 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #91 | piggy tattoo | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #705 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #102 | pipe wrench | 1 |
| #72 | piping organ pie | 1 |
| #200 | pirate cream pie | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #160 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #320 | plastic cup of beer | 1 |
| #64 | plastic cup of flat beer | 1 |
| #466 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #123 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #269 | pocket theremin | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #482 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #501 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #495 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #198 | powdered wig | 1 |
| #29 | power sock | 2 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #77 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #115 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #131 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #218 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #177 | pygmy dart | 1 |
| #377 | pygmy nose-bone | 1 |
| #216 | pygmy papers | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #283 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #120 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #140 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #103 | ravenous eye | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #425 | really dense meat stack | 15 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #81 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #57 | rhesus monkey | 16 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #108 | right parenthesis | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #81 | roasted duck | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #494 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #218 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #64 | rubber gloves | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
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| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #94 | yellow matter custard | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #104 | your own black heart | 1 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |
| #67 | zombie | 1 |
| #78 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |