| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #470 | BGE merchandise order form | 8 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #449 | CRIMBCO mug | 27 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #1271 | Crimbuck | 349 |
| #670 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 9 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #635 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 19 |
| #82 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 5 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #103 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 9 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 17 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #9 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 11 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #312 | Workytime Tea | 7 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #217 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 8 |
| #84 | bag of bones | 9 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #384 | black-and-blue light | 123 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #428 | blue plasma ball | 96 |
| #191 | bone chips | 101 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #410 | bunny liver | 12 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #439 | cheap studded belt | 74 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #306 | empty agua de vida bottle | 675 |
| #248 | fistful of ashes | 14 |
| #283 | fossilized baboon skull | 2 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #229 | fossilized limb | 46 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #361 | fossilized spine | 4 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #618 | garish pinky ring | 5 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #35 | gingerbread house | 11 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #505 | personalized coffee mug | 95 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #551 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 32 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #201 | unearthed potsherd | 17 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #289 | volcanic ash | 15 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #275 | warbear whosit | 500 |