Museum :: the

the_postman

Rank	Item	Quantity
#322	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	9
#124	ASCII shirt	19
#415	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#216	Ancient Saucehelm	9
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#544	BGE shotglass	14
#612	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#143	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	62
#1256	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#83	Boris's key lime pie	16
#396	Boris's ring	4
#1168	Boss Bat bling	2
#359	Boss Bat britches	39
#827	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	4
#1058	Bulky Buddy Box	2
#1761	CRIMBCO mug	2
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#288	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#944	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#248	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	11
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#174	Colander of Em-er'il	10
#1371	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
#272	Crimbo ukulele	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#926	Crown of the Goblin King	27
#551	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
#240	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#105	Dolphin King's crown	39
#95	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	35
#343	Dramatic™ range	3
#431	Drowsy Sword	44
#654	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#858	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#244	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
#227	Elder Turtle Shell	9
#470	Elmley shades	1
#173	Feynman gate	70
#168	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#337	Gaia beads	6
#396	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	6
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#332	Heimandatz's heart	5
#349	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#1676	Iron Beta of Industry	1
#576	Jack-in-the-box	9
#238	Jarlsberg's earring	6
#78	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	17
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#181	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
#498	Knob Goblin elite helm	8
#440	Knob Goblin elite pants	10
#318	Knob Goblin elite polearm	16
#229	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#593	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	12
#305	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
#269	Meleegra™ pills	38
#322	Mob Penguin cellular phone	65
#302	Mob Penguin protection contract	10
#529	Newbiesport™ tent	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#348	Orcish frat-paddle	7
#524	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#333	PADL Phone	15
#212	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	15
#296	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	4
#818	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#881	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#592	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#810	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#774	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
#797	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#880	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
#565	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#778	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#891	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#580	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#899	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#897	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#866	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#889	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#233	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#261	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#250	Red Rover BB gun	15
#438	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
#529	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#412	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
#79	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	19
#727	Snow Queen Crown	1
#172	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
#419	Supernova Champagne	7
#101	Thwaitgold bee statuette	11
#145	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	11
#249	Tiki lighter	2
#157	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#160	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#611	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	3
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#251	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
#303	Valentine	102
#89	Wand of Nagamar	63
#417	Warm Subject gift certificate	113
#511	Yakisoba's hat	3
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#660	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	2
#360	acoustic guitarrr	10
#581	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	10
#375	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
#413	antique hand mirror	5
#262	asbestos staff	2
#303	asbestos sword	2
#369	asparagus knife	17
#451	aspirin	2
#800	astral mushroom	5
#737	astronaut pants	10
#98	atomic vector plotter	50
#333	awful poetry journal	389
#183	babycakes	1
#109	baconstone	59
#188	baconstone bracelet	3
#185	baconstone earring	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#810	badass belt	65
#141	bag of bones	8
#222	banana daiquiri	1
#655	banana peel	1
#1024	banana-frosted king cake	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#807	bath ball gift set	5
#1663	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#430	bed of coals	2
#112	beer cartilage	3
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#223	big red clown nose	37
#38	big slimy cyst	18
#352	bit of clingfilm	12
#177	black-and-blue light	350
#248	bloody clown pants	26
#180	blue plasma ball	358
#320	blue-frosted astral cupcake	3
#146	bone rattle	17
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#1016	bottle of goofballs	25
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#387	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#771	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#1023	box of sunshine	236
#2376	brick	2
#345	briefcase	13
#232	broken carburetor	1
#402	broken cellular phone	6
#84	bronze breastplate	23
#66	bubblewrap crossbow	1
#55	bubblewrap staff	1
#98	bubblewrap sword	1
#285	bugbear beanie	23
#243	bugbear bungguard	25
#35	bungle in the jungle	57
#798	bunny liver	2
#130	can of depilatory cream	1
#545	can of fake snow	1
#1701	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	4
#3619	candy cane	3
#920	candy stake	7
#149	capacitor relay	89
#141	carbon nanotube frame	100
#56	cardboard crossbow	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#57	cardboard staff	1
#95	cardboard sword	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#86	casino pass	52
#545	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#229	chrome crossbow	3
#254	chrome helmet turtle	1
#283	chrome staff	2
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#68	clockwork crossbow	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#54	clockwork rings	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#456	cold ninja mask	5
#404	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1056	computronic processing unit	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#270	corn holder	4
#144	cornuthaum	57
#12	corrupted data	2,048
#246	cottage	1
#602	crazy little Turkish delight	9
#267	daisy	11
#117	decanter of fine Scotch	2
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#328	dehydrated caviar	11
#384	deluxe fax machine	1
#97	demon whip	1
#134	demon-horned hat	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#46	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
#154	detective skull	1
#882	diamond necklace	8
#77	digital key lime pie	20
#1622	dill	1
#395	disease	27
#198	disturbing fanfic	1,040
#166	dope wheels	6
#170	double-barreled sling	4
#426	duck-on-a-string	5
#744	duct tape	36
#127	duct tape dockers	1
#92	duct tape fedora	1
#255	duct tape wallet	1
#203	dungeoneer's dungarees	6
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#16	dwarvish magazine	79
#10	dwarvish war helmet	20
#4	dwarvish war mattock	33
#431	eXtreme mittens	7
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#5140	easter egg balloon	1
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#2058	eggnog	3
#489	enchanted toothpick	2
#931	encoder ring	5
#1391	evil googly eye	1
#1900	evil teddy bear	3
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#1251	explosion-flavored chewing gum	10
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#545	eyepatch	9
#378	f3d0r4	17
#280	facsimile dictionary	37
#1128	fake hand	11
#291	false eyelashes	1
#712	fancy but probably evil chocolate	9
#1066	fancy dress ball	9
#389	fancy seashell necklace	6
#230	felt	35
#424	ferret bait	10
#414	fetid feather	14
#303	fez of etymology	1
#515	figurine of a charred seal	5
#335	filthy corduroys	20
#378	filthy knitted dread sack	13
#417	flaming feather	20
#378	flaming glowsticks	1
#838	flashing novelty button	2
#419	flirtatious feather	11
#164	floaty inverse geode	1
#143	floaty pebbles	3
#90	floaty rock	1
#373	flute of flat champagne	16
#241	foolscap fool's cap	13
#121	foon	3
#283	fricasseed brains	3
#632	friendly cheez blob	4
#395	frightful feather	17
#562	frigid air mattress	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#164	frilly skirt	32
#527	frozen feather	9
#148	fruit bowl	2
#1675	fruitcake	7
#182	furry fur	816
#428	furry pants	1
#451	gauze garter	7
#1518	ghost cucumber	6
#224	giant discarded bottlecap	23
#664	giant discarded plastic fork	14
#190	giant discarded torn-up glove	23
#280	giant foam finger	8
#592	giant pinky ring	25
#1752	gingerbread bugbear	8
#394	gingerbread horror	14
#119	glass of goat's milk	114
#1210	gloomy black mushroom	2
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#609	gob of wet hair	9
#1178	googly eye	9
#161	goth kid t-shirt	36
#223	grass blade	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#319	green balloon	10
#1683	green beer	2
#194	green candy heart	165
#250	green candygram	1
#539	green glowstick	3
#594	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
#379	gremlin juice	4
#347	grue egg	72
#506	guitar pick	4
#239	hamethyst	32
#263	hamethyst ring	1
#955	handful of confetti	44
#507	handful of hand chalk	39
#51	hardened slime pants	3
#1651	heart necklace	4
#454	heavy metal sonata	1
#323	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
#1016	herbal stuffing	7
#237	hermit permit	13
#58	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	53
#137	hot pink lipstick	7
#326	huge spoon	5
#101	icicle katana	1
#142	imitation crab crate	2
#957	incredibly creepy marionette	2
#456	intriguing puzzle box	1
#256	iron pasta spoon	28
#532	ketchup hound	5
#309	kickback cookbook	2
#884	killer rag doll	2
#503	kite	14
#296	kneecapping stick	52
#98	ladle of mystery	2
#529	lavender candy heart	22
#298	leaflet	3
#325	leather chaps	8
#296	leather mask	17
#774	length of string	14
#159	linoleum crossbow	5
#178	linoleum staff	4
#117	linoleum sword	8
#96	logic synthesizer	147
#424	lucky rabbit's foot	16
#1009	macaroni duck	2
#334	mafia aria	77
#1891	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
#385	maiden wig	5
#247	makeshift cape	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#520	marionette	3
#315	meat engine	5
#94	meatsmithing guide	4
#199	menorette	1
#30	milky potion	662
#178	mind flayer corpse	106
#341	miner's helmet	8
#412	miner's pants	5
#270	mother's little helper	13
#73	mummy costume	100
#175	munchies pill	3
#418	mushroom fermenting solution	18
#78	mysterious silver lapel pin	21
#393	ninja hot pants	7
#387	obsidian dagger	43
#176	oil of expertise	2
#329	ointment of the occult	1
#445	old leather wallet	7
#1261	old sweatpants	22
#165	orange candy heart	279
#865	oriole-feather headdress	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1559	pack of KWE trading card	1
#100	pail	111
#347	palm frond	15
#189	palm-frond capris	1
#239	palm-frond cloak	1
#396	palm-frond toupee	1
#214	palm-frond whip	1
#108	pants of the Slug Lord	33
#368	panty raider camouflage	2
#625	passable elf mask	8
#443	pasta spoon	52
#778	penguin skin	20
#147	penguin skin buckler	1
#192	penguin whip	1
#300	perforated battle paddle	11
#149	perfume of prejudice	1
#856	pet rock	9
#1378	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	4
#1558	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	4
#178	philter of phorce	9
#7	pig-iron bracers	17
#9	pig-iron helm	15
#8	pig-iron shinguards	21
#279	pile of candy	32
#169	pile of loose snow	1
🥈	pile of smoking rags	1
#141	pink candy heart	282
#517	pirate shirt	2
#288	pixel hat	1
#162	pixel pants	1
#211	pixel sword	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#483	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
#481	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
#482	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#494	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
#495	pog #08 (hellion)	1
#492	pog #09 (pirate)	1
#513	pog #10 (hobo)	1
#498	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
#234	polka-dot bow tie	2
#136	pool cue	61
#346	pork elf goodies sack	20
#131	porquoise	47
#294	porquoise necklace	1
#251	porquoise ring	1
#1714	possessed top	2
#45	potion of potency	20
#324	potion of temporary gr8ness	2
#130	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
#341	prehistoric spear	11
#81	pumpkinhead mask	100
#284	purple glowstick	5
#448	quantum polarity inducer	7
#659	rag doll	3
#769	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#199	red-and-green sweater	15
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#564	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#369	ring of adornment	1
#174	ring of aggravate monster	67
#353	ring of cold resistance	1
#174	ring of gain strength	3
#318	rocky raccoon	36
#981	roll of toilet paper	48
#2150	rubber WWBD? bracelet	3
#1550	rubber WWJD? bracelet	5
#1845	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#1266	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#1959	rubber emo roe	1
#449	rusty grave robbing shovel	6
#604	sandwich of the gods	12
#11	secret from the future	34
#70	serum of sarcasm	62
#81	servomechanical torsion facilitator	62
#147	shaving cream	4
#287	shingle	24
#162	shiny hood ornament	7
#193	shock collar	5
#892	silver shrimp fork	1
#441	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
#849	sleeping snowy owl	2
#176	small leather glove	6
#281	snorkel	3
#803	snowboarder pants	1
#713	sock monkey	3
#479	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
#1982	spade necklace	3
#86	spaghetti cult mask	17
#170	spangly sombrero	3
#138	special sauce glove	1
#726	spooky bicycle chain	3
#730	spooky cosmetics bag	3
#805	spooky eggnog	7
#374	spooky felt	26
#542	spooky hockey mask	3
#512	spooky stick	13
#321	spooky stuffing	19
#1572	spooky toy wheel	1
#399	spooky wad	1
#952	spooky wooden block	6
#482	stainless steel scarf	7
#642	stainless steel shillelagh	7
#222	stainless steel skullcap	11
#383	stainless steel slacks	9
#619	stainless steel solitaire	5
#663	stainless steel suspenders	6
#310	star buckler	1
#190	star crossbow	6
#71	star hat	30
#51	star key lime pie	27
#56	star pants	8
#133	star spatula	1
#93	star staff	6
#152	star sword	5
#67	starchy crossbow	1
#57	starchy staff	1
#69	starchy sword	1
#66	stick	47
#78	stick-on-a-string	48
#152	stone banjo	4
#81	stone turtle	1
#584	strange shiny disc	5
#542	stray chihuahua	5
#1586	string of blue beads	5
#1746	string of green beads	4
#1584	string of red beads	5
#77	stringy sinew	112
#2857	stuffed Cheshire bitten	16
#3998	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	10
#1482	stuffed alien blob	4
#2342	stuffed angry cow	21
#2445	stuffed astral badger	20
#3406	stuffed baby gravy fairy	13
#382	stuffed can of asparagus	11
#2415	stuffed cocoabo	20
#352	stuffed dodecapede	11
#2012	stuffed doppelshifter	3
#3827	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	11
#2391	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	21
#3419	stuffed hand turkey	13
#3375	stuffed mind flayer	13
#714	stuffed ninja snowman	5
#3419	stuffed scary death orb	13
#2929	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	16
#2400	stuffed snowy owl	20
#3405	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	13
#302	stuffed spooky mushroom	26
#3546	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	12
#2945	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	16
#665	stuffing	13
#397	stunt nuts	3
#41	styrofoam crossbow	1
#45	styrofoam staff	1
#90	styrofoam sword	1
#1049	sub-molecular interocitor	1
#317	support cummerbund	23
#564	swashbuckling pants	5
#525	sweet ninja sword	1
#285	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	1
#444	tassel	2
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#363	teddy bear	19
#125	teddy bear sewing kit	4
#603	tenderizing hammer	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#174	tin star	1
#2850	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
#1279	tiny plastic Axe Wound	6
#962	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
#1175	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	4
#2815	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
#1510	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#2049	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#2850	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	6
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2897	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#1747	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	2
#837	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#2738	tiny plastic G Imp	2
#1761	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	4
#1081	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	7
#1768	tiny plastic Hellion	4
#2829	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
#2059	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	2
#1223	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#1772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	4
#2183	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
#1736	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	4
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#2119	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
#2184	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
#850	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
#1441	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
#2138	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
#1521	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#1744	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
#1810	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#1227	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	6
#4544	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#953	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
#2859	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
#4844	tiny plastic angry goat	3
#2193	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#1458	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#2805	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#3978	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	4
#6147	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#1452	tiny plastic beanbat	5
#2574	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	2
#8179	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#1082	tiny plastic blooper	7
#2851	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#1754	tiny plastic briefcase bat	4
#989	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
#4876	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
#8224	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#2097	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
#2756	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1060	tiny plastic demoninja	7
#4499	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#2160	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#1017	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#3847	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#2205	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#1485	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
#1714	tiny plastic fruit golem	4
#8155	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#3331	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
#3960	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	4
#2806	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#974	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
#1766	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#4814	tiny plastic grue	3
#2114	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#4599	tiny plastic hermit	1
#3311	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
#3269	tiny plastic killer bee	5
#2186	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
#4881	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
#8105	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#1239	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	6
#6166	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#1037	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#2803	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
#4348	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#8102	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#2801	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#4452	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#2173	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
#822	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	2
#1738	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#1722	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	4
#6205	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#1260	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#3309	tiny plastic stab bat	5
#4020	tiny plastic star starfish	4
#979	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#2899	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
#2148	tiny plastic taco cat	3
#2153	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#1375	tiny plastic turtle tamer	4
#2194	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
#2124	tiny plastic warwelf	3
#1437	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
#1768	tiny plastic zmobie	4
#2108	toast	84
#1619	tofurkey gravy	4
#1610	tofurkey leg	4
#602	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#150	toothsome rock	65
#768	top	6
#501	towel	19
#1558	toy crazy train	3
#642	toy jet pack	11
#1564	toy mercenary	2
#728	toy ray gun	11
#702	toy soldier	2
#761	toy space helmet	10
#892	toy train	2
#559	toy wheel	17
#478	tree skirt	1
#2004	tree-eating kite	6
#318	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#291	turtle pheromones	11
#886	twinkly wad	9
#448	untamable turtle	5
#452	unusual disco ball	6
#724	vampire duck-on-a-string	12
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#1381	vinegar	5
#155	vorpal blade	61
#442	wang	2
#26	wheel	82
#222	white candy heart	159
#448	white collar	2
#113	white hat hacker T-shirt	11
#390	witch hat	2
#484	wolf mask	30
#65	wolfman mask	115
#1221	wooden block	1
#312	worn tophat	4
#513	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
#1157	wrench bracelet	1
#15	wumpus hair	121
#1454	x-ray specs	1
#118	yak whip	1
#109	yakskin buckler	1
#106	yakskin pants	1
#269	yellow candy heart	176
#202	yellow glowstick	7
#1617	yellow snowcone	5
#224	yo	41
#1565	yo-yo	6

Wow, that's 14,245 items total!

what items are this player missing?