| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1973 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #6 | BRICKO turtle | 230 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 137 |
| #265 | M-242 | 42 |
| #17 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1,251 |
| 🥉 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 122 |
| #475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #55 | Ram's Face Lager | 1,759 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #43 | Sinful Desires | 20 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 22 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 8 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 40 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 14 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| 🥇 | antique hand mirror | 43,859 |
| #57 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #61 | around the world | 81 |
| 🥈 | balaclava baklava | 101,059 |
| 🥉 | ballast turtle | 155 |
| #16 | baseball | 714 |
| #63 | big boom | 36 |
| #37 | big rock | 144 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #8 | black & tan | 1,759 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #26 | blundarrrbus | 12 |
| #4 | bottlecap turtle | 1,162 |
| #6 | box turtle | 168 |
| #11 | boxcar turtle | 316 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #143 | buckler buckle | 3 |
| #627 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #4 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2,188 |
| #4 | clingfilm tangle | 45 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #83 | colorful plastic ball | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | commemorative war stein | 13,233 |
| #4 | cream stout | 1,759 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #102 | delicious salad | 366 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #373 | disintegrating sheet music | 4 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #7 | dueling turtle | 173 |
| #381 | fire | 15 |
| 🥇 | flaregun | 150,331 |
| #13 | furry green turtle | 53 |
| #4 | grave robbing shovel | 5,733 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #13 | grinning turtle | 39 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #26 | hedgeturtle | 178 |
| #365 | helmet turtle | 134 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #12 | knobby helmet turtle | 96 |
| #790 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #48 | lead yo-yo | 8 |
| #4 | leaf | 3,793 |
| #36 | leaflet | 95 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #26 | lifeless meat doll | 5 |
| #740 | line | 15 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #30 | live nautical mine | 13 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #37 | lucky ball-and-chain | 7 |
| #36 | lupine sword | 47 |
| #117 | maple leaf | 7 |
| #10 | maple syrup | 14,180 |
| #1104 | metallic A | 2 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #6 | obsidian dagger | 228 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #4 | padded tortoise | 287 |
| 🥈 | painted turtle | 308 |
| #66 | personalized coffee mug | 928 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| 🥉 | pine tar | 1,219 |
| #5 | pirate fledges | 8 |
| 🥇 | pirate hook | 1 |
| #5 | pompadour'd puppy | 8 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #6 | poutine | 62,081 |
| #7 | prehistoric spear | 300 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | royal jelly | 98,718 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| 🥈 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 10,981 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #9 | samurai turtle | 82 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #7 | sewer turtle | 129 |
| #4 | shaving cream | 2,258 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #10 | skeletortoise | 96 |
| #17 | sleeping wereturtle | 44 |
| #10 | soup turtle | 71 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #674 | star | 15 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #29 | stench nuggets | 358 |
| 🥉 | stone turtle | 226 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #57 | sunken chest | 342 |
| #9 | syncopated turtle | 46 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny Mountie hat | 1,584 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| 🥈 | torquoise | 213 |
| #4 | tortoboggan | 100 |
| #28 | uncooked chorizo | 222 |
| #24 | untamable turtle | 27 |
| #536 | viking helmet | 12 |
| #177 | water-polo cap | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #4 | wooden figurine | 8,099 |
| #7 | wool hat | 485 |
| #21 | wreath of laurels | 21 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #929 | yo | 9 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |
| #185 | yohohoyo | 16 |