| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #299 | Instant Karma | 27 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #417 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 9 |
| #82 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 122 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #1287 | bottle of goofballs | 19 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #151 | comfy pillow | 3 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #333 | crystalline cheer | 123 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #166 | duct tape | 304 |
| #1025 | empty agua de vida bottle | 16 |
| #161 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 388 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #467 | facsimile dictionary | 22 |
| #71 | fat loot token | 66 |
| #149 | figurine of a charred seal | 20 |
| #279 | figurine of a cold seal | 22 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #173 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #87 | figurine of an armored seal | 4 |
| #361 | filthy lucre | 102 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #200 | gloomy black mushroom | 17 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #1501 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #119 | ingot of seal-iron | 2 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #65 | memory of a C | 20 |
| #47 | memory of a CA base pair | 2 |
| #45 | memory of a CG base pair | 3 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #82 | memory of a G | 18 |
| #55 | memory of a GT base pair | 2 |
| #57 | memory of a T | 22 |
| #81 | memory of an A | 15 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #117 | mime army wine | 3 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #269 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 387 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #560 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #446 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #151 | wand of pigification | 4 |
| #158 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 387 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #318 | wumpus hair | 4 |
| #84 | your own black heart | 4 |