| #506 | "DRINK ME" potion | 6 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #213 | Atomic Pop | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1363 | BGE shotglass | 4 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #499 | BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #84 | BURT | 349 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #613 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 2 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #9 | BittyCar SoulCar | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #421 | CRIMBCO mug | 30 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO wine | 30 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #202 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 4 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #496 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2329 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 54 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #332 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 19 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #25 | Frown Exerciser | 2 |
| #178 | GOTO | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #55 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 7 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #409 | Jack-in-the-box | 15 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 195 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #806 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 3 |
| #898 | M-242 | 4 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | Marvelous Unitard | 1 |
| #82 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 5 |
| #168 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 14 |
| #860 | Meleegra™ pills | 4 |
| #140 | Mer-kin hidepaint | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #382 | Newbiesport™ tent | 3 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #250 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 2 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #194 | Polka Pop | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #96 | Rad Lib | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #35 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #252 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #477 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #478 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 22 |
| #459 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 23 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #657 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 8 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #31 | Tequiz Navidad | 10 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #219 | Tiger-lily's milk | 4 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #112 | Typical Tavern swill | 105 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #89 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 169 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #414 | Valentine | 78 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #292 | Ze™ goggles | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #277 | agua de vida | 4 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #948 | badass belt | 57 |
| #132 | bag of many confections | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #219 | bath ball gift set | 22 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #697 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #333 | big rock | 2 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #377 | bit of clingfilm | 11 |
| #305 | black paisley oyster egg | 16 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #601 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #41 | blue class ring | 108 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | blue plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #185 | booze-soaked cherry | 2 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #712 | bottle of bubbles | 1 |
| #379 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #537 | bottle of goofballs | 48 |
| #43 | bottle of moontan lotion | 1 |
| #267 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2855 | box of sunshine | 32 |
| #30 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 2 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #70 | bugged balaclava | 1 |
| #68 | bugged beanie | 1 |
| #530 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #54 | burst hellseal brain | 249 |
| #713 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #203 | chocolate cigar | 9 |
| #551 | chocolate filthy lucre | 3 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #696 | corrupted data | 2 |
| #157 | crappy brain | 23 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #46 | dead lights pie | 7 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #105 | decaying goldfish liver | 77 |
| #102 | decent brain | 102 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #146 | dingy planks | 2 |
| #1174 | disassembled clover | 8 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #275 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #429 | divine cracker | 2 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #126 | dragon snaps | 18 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #161 | dry vodka martini | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #742 | duct tape | 36 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #99 | eel battery | 1 |
| #28 | eelskin pants | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #847 | eggnog | 19 |
| #23 | electronic dulcimer pants | 2 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #136 | elven cellocello | 61 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #139 | elven suicide capsule | 57 |
| #84 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,864 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #45 | extra-strength rubber bands | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #182 | festive sausage | 14 |
| #539 | fetid feather | 6 |
| #230 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #206 | figurine of a cold seal | 31 |
| #208 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 6 |
| #242 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #160 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 8 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #37 | fin-bit wax | 1 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #86 | fishy wand | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #609 | flaming feather | 6 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #747 | floaty sand | 6 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #658 | frightful feather | 3 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #252 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #222 | gator skin | 37 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #99 | giant yellow gummi bear | 2 |
| #184 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 3 |
| #1332 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #286 | glob of green slime | 1 |
| #184 | goatskin umbrella | 9 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #134 | good brain | 324 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #130 | guard turtle shell | 21 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #1153 | handful of confetti | 35 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #58 | hellseal claw | 613 |
| #48 | hellseal whisker | 560 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #264 | herringcello | 39 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #753 | hobo nickel | 162 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #179 | home robotics kit | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #39 | igloo pie | 5 |
| #35 | imitation whetstone | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #322 | kneecapping stick | 46 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #267 | lawn dart | 1 |
| #132 | licorice garrote | 13 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #123 | little round pebble | 3 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #331 | live wire | 3 |
| #935 | lollipop stick | 2 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #140 | lost key | 7 |
| #154 | love song of disturbing obsession | 45 |
| #132 | love song of icy revenge | 46 |
| #129 | love song of naughty innuendo | 72 |
| #150 | love song of smoldering passion | 44 |
| #129 | love song of sugary cuteness | 57 |
| #131 | love song of vague ambiguity | 69 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #788 | lucky rabbit's foot | 8 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #199 | lump of coal | 2 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #679 | marshmallow | 8 |
| #542 | marzipan skull | 15 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #322 | memory of a G | 1 |
| #313 | memory of a T | 1 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #269 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 2 |
| #37 | microwave stogie | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #176 | motivational poster | 22 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #537 | mummy wrapping | 13 |
| #66 | mysterious chemical residue | 8 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #146 | octopus's spade | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #150 | off-white striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #209 | old sweatpants | 340 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
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| #131 | pair of bolt cutters | 13 |
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| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
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| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
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| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #440 | party hat | 4 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #103 | pat-a-cake pendant | 11 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
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| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #638 | petrified wood | 11 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #48 | piping organ pie | 2 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #484 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 1 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #392 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #494 | pog #08 (hellion) | 1 |
| #133 | poison pen | 9 |
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| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #26 | popcorn | 15 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
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| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #147 | powdered donut | 15 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #195 | puce paisley oyster egg | 12 |
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| #107 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #107 | razor-sharp can lid | 250 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #88 | red balloon | 8 |
| #34 | red class ring | 607 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1066 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
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| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #437 | s'more | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #359 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 2 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #116 | sea salt scrubs | 1 |
| #301 | seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #171 | sealhide snare | 2 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #177 | shimmering tendrils | 4 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #49 | shredded hellseal hide | 256 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #60 | silver paté knife | 2 |
| #299 | skeleton key | 21 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #85 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 3 |
| #152 | slimy alveolus | 4 |
| #192 | slow jam collection | 22 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #439 | smoking grass | 13 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #71 | snailmail bits | 8 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #837 | snake | 4 |
| #119 | snapdragon pistil | 5 |
| #244 | snarling wolf shield | 3 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #131 | spaghetti cult mask | 10 |
| #93 | spaghetti cult rosary | 14 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #125 | spark plug earring | 7 |
| #841 | sparkler | 4 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #855 | spectre scepter | 37 |
| #157 | spider web | 388 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #449 | spooky bark | 26 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #590 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #118 | stick-on gnome beard | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #144 | stolen necklace | 1 |
| #45 | stomach turnover | 3 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #209 | stray chihuahua | 12 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #53 | string of dingle balls | 1 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #798 | sweet mochi ball | 5 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #38 | teflon swim fins | 1 |
| #339 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #84 | throwing wrench | 26 |
| #164 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #314 | titanium assault umbrella | 33 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #276 | toothbrush | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #57 | torn hellseal sinew | 235 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #827 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #172 | tulip | 4 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #183 | untamable turtle | 10 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| #1221 | useless powder | 21 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #190 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #261 | whalebone corset | 1 |
| #552 | white chocolate chips | 10 |
| #39 | white class ring | 341 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #95 | wind-up meatcar | 112 |
| #129 | wine-soaked bone chips | 8 |
| #40 | wings of fire | 3 |
| #433 | witty rapier | 3 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #75 | yellow drunki-bear | 10 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |