| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #159 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 74 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #133 | donated booze | 100 |
| #139 | donated candy | 100 |
| #146 | donated food | 100 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #12 | ert grey goo ring | 74 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #402 | friendly cheez blob | 6 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #520 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #7 | marble magnet | 1 |
| #5 | marble mariachi hat | 2 |
| #4 | marble medallion | 2 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #41 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #162 | red plastic baby | 3 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #255 | solid gold bowling ball | 74 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #4 | stained glass serape | 3 |
| 🥈 | stained glass shield | 3 |
| #5 | stained glass shiv | 2 |
| 🥈 | stained glass spectacles | 7 |
| 🥉 | stained glass stetson | 2 |
| 🥉 | stained glass suspenders | 4 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #4 | terra cotta tambourine | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta tie tack | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta tongs | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta train | 1 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #355 | untamable turtle | 6 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |