Museum :: Jezdar

Jezdar

Rank	Item	Quantity
#32	5-hour acrimony	350
#88	Alewife™ Ale	27
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#786	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
#25	Ass-Stompers of Violence	1
#684	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
#732	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
#863	BGE merchandise order form	2
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#31	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
#883	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
#79	Blue Diamond of Honesty	6
#28	Brain Food Pastaco	1
#117	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	18
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#19	Cold Stone of Hatred	1
#202	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	12
#1199	Corpse Island iced tea	3
#1481	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
#17	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
#17	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
#17	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
#16	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
#16	Crimbo tree flocker	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#334	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	5
#162	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
#210	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#391	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	3
#461	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
#163	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	2
#217	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
#410	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
#179	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	21
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#25	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
#170	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
#528	Frosty's frosty mug	2
#12	Girdle of Hatred	1
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#65	Green Clover of Justice	22
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#39	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#384	Iron Beta of Industry	21
#936	Jack-in-the-box	3
#249	Kissin' Cousins	4
#462	Knob Goblin lunchbox	2
#157	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	2
#17	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
#18	Lens of Hatred	1
#45	License To Kill	1
#159	Maxing, Relaxing	6
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#49	Mer-kin begsign	2
#29	Mer-kin breastplate	14
#47	Mer-kin bunwig	2
#37	Mer-kin digpick	6
#68	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
#55	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
#77	Mer-kin fastjuice	9
#44	Mer-kin finpaddle	2
#145	Mer-kin foodbucket	2
#29	Mer-kin gutgirdle	3
#24	Mer-kin hallpass	4
#41	Mer-kin healscroll	32
#74	Mer-kin hidepaint	6
#20	Mer-kin hookspear	49
#117	Mer-kin killscroll	4
#25	Mer-kin paste	3
#105	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
#66	Mer-kin prayerbeads	7
#28	Mer-kin roundshield	14
#43	Mer-kin sneakmask	9
#32	Mer-kin stopwatch	4
#37	Mer-kin takebag	22
#27	Moonthril Schnapps	1
#240	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	28
#627	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
#240	Orange Star of Sacrifice	9
#944	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	7
#813	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
#467	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	4
#773	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
#144	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	5
#350	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#348	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	6
#356	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	2
#248	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
#409	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	5
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#230	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	9
#575	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
#198	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	10
#200	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	10
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#260	Red Balloon of Valor	1
#318	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
#204	Roo trading card	1
#13	S.A.V.E. flyer	38
#194	SPF 451 lip balm	12
#39	Saison du Lune	1
#494	Sensual Massage for Creeps	3
#210	Serenity trading card	1
#122	Skullhead's Screw	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#502	Spooky Surprise Egg	18
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#628	Summer Nights	2
#592	Tales from the Fireside	2
#772	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#207	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#216	Thorny Toad trading card	1
#74	Thriller Ice	1
#504	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	8
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#104	Thwaitgold ant statuette	8
#288	Thwaitgold bee statuette	7
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#253	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	5
#284	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	2
#802	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	2
#254	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
#892	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	5
#520	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#598	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	8
#251	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	1
#116	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	2
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#188	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	4
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#348	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	3
#440	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	10
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#671	Thwaitgold spider statuette	3
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#271	Thwaitgold termite statuette	41
#219	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#130	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
#16	Time Cape	1
#613	Travels with Jerry	2
#328	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#44	Wrecked Generator	6
#86	Yellow Moon of Compassion	25
#90	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	12
#377	adorable seal larva	7
#39	agua de vida	294
#25	amber aviator shades	11
#142	anemone nematocyst	1
#31	anemone sauce	12
#38	angst burger	220
#678	anniversary balloon	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#57	antique spyglass	1
#175	asbestos sword hilt	1
#107	baby cuddlefish	2
#287	bag of lard	4
#32	bag of unfinished business	2
#1216	baggie of powdered sugar	1
#1592	ball	2
#45	ballast turtle	23
#212	bed of coals	4
#49	beefy fish meat	21
#22	berry-infused sake	8
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#337	bindlestocking	8
#193	black eyedrops	4
#639	black paisley oyster egg	8
#801	black plastic oyster egg	5
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#280	black striped oyster egg	17
#58	blood-red mushroom wine	1
#1676	blue plastic oyster egg	2
#536	blue polka-dot oyster egg	8
#362	blue striped oyster egg	12
#437	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
#576	bone chips	16
#104	bottle of Bloodweiser	1
#286	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
#100	bottle of Ooze-O	16
#35	bottle of Pete's Sake	32
#163	bottle of antifreeze	6
#34	bottle of melodramamine	6
#419	bottle of pirate juice	2
#65	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	6
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#386	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	3
#87	bottled day	3
#93	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	1
#121	bowl of fishysoisse	7
#6258	box of sunshine	3
#24	brand new key	9
#31	brass dorsal fin	2
#412	brine	49
#94	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
#71	bubbling tempura batter	6
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1067	buckyball	3
#396	can of franks 'n' beans	1
#206	can of spinach	10
#1279	canteen of wine	8
#80	cardboard box turtle	1
#1344	cheap elven gloves	1
#247	cherry	20
#333	chocolate cigar	5
#112	chocolate filthy lucre	103
#427	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
#662	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
#28	citrus-infused sake	6
#92	clockwork sphere	3
#1633	club necklace	4
#27	coal paperweight	1
#93	cocktail onion	25
#32	cod cape	2
#36	collapsible baton	2
#187	comfy coffin	6
#27	complex mushroom wine	3
#383	concentrated garbage juice	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#1214	corpse on the beach	3
#1183	corpsedriver	3
#891	corpsetini	5
#37	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
#19	creepy-ass club	1
#200	cube of billiard chalk	1
#350	cursed black pearl onion	3
#219	cursed bottle of black-label rum	7
#348	cursed bottle of rum	3
#156	cursed cannonball	10
#155	cursed dirty joke scroll	11
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#302	cursed piece of thirteen	2
#293	cursed sea biscuit	4
#194	cursed voodoo skull	7
#323	deadly lampshade	3
#58	deep six-shooter	9
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#285	designer handbag	10
#93	dew yoana lei	1
#5	dew yoana salacious lei	36
#2467	diamond necklace	2
#410	dill	98
#275	discocktail	6
#582	distilled fortified wine	3
#26	diving muff	15
#890	doll house	4
#414	donkey flipbook	2
#53	drafty drawers	1
#52	dubious loincloth	1
#44	dueling banjo	1
#44	eel battery	12
#57	eel skin	3
#388	effluvious emerald	2
#133	eggman noodles	1
#72	eldritch distillate	1
#84	eldritch effluvium	1,961
#70	eldritch essence	1
#89	eldritch mushroom	1
#1149	elven limbos gingerbread	7
#971	elven socks	3
#1504	elven suicide capsule	11
#926	enchanted leopard-print barbell	6
#314	epic wad	1
#26	evil-ass club	1
#28	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	2
#84	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
#590	extra-greasy slider	2
#372	fake blood	3
#1753	fancy chocolate car	3
#575	festive holiday hat	7
#634	filth-encrusted futon	1
#131	[2426]fire flower	9
#82	fish bazooka	1
#80	fish stick	1
#49	fishy paste	1
#86	fishy wand	1
#408	flaming mushroom	6
#103	floaty pebbles	4
#90	floaty rock	1
#858	floaty sand	3
#275	flower petal pie	1
#55	flytrap bezoar	1
#27	flytrap pellet	51
#282	freezerburned ice cube	1
#1032	friendly cheez blob	2
#45	frigid-ass club	1
#29	frost-rimed seal hide	23
#137	frozen banquet	15
#428	frozen mushroom	5
#56	frozen seal spine	2
#55	frying brainpan	1
#50	fustulent seal grulch	12
#202	gamma nog	1
#83	ganger bandana	1
#582	ghost cucumber	78
#93	ghost pepper	1
#48	ghost thread	2
#51	giant pearl	4
#427	gift-a-pult	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#608	gingerbread house	1
#73	ginormous pumpkin	5
#284	glacial sapphire	2
#46	glistening fish meat	28
#17	globe of Deep Sauce	76
#31	glowing esca	8
#205	government cheese	8
#106	gr8ps	72
#633	gray bow tie	10
#115	green eggnog	1
#67	green hamhock	2
#177	grinning turtle	1
#54	grouper fangirl	1
#43	groupie lipstick	22
#20	groupie spangles	48
#47	guts necklace	1
#68	hair of the fish	2
#35	halibut	8
#27	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	7
#21	handful of Laughing Willow bark	8
#1996	heart necklace	3
#139	high-energy mining laser	10
#80	high-pressure seltzer bottle	3
#24	hot-ass club	1
#32	hothammer	2
#15	hyperinflated seal lung	39
#11	ice skate decoy	3
#12	ice skate doll	19
#180	imitation crab crate	1
#62	imitation crab zoea	1
#32	infernal toilet brush	4
#121	ingot of seal-iron	2
#52	ink bladder	19
#55	intimidating coiffure	1
#62	irradiated pet snacks	8
#10	jam band	19
#44	jamfish jam	18
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#463	jar of fermented pickle juice	3
#108	jar of squeeze	8
#1453	jawbruiser	2
#25	jellyfish gel	41
#65	jug of hamethyst juice	1
#184	jumbo olive	14
#178	kiwi	15
#1297	knuckle sandwich	4
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#257	lavender plastic oyster egg	14
#321	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	9
#288	lavender striped oyster egg	8
#444	lewd playing card	5
#258	lime	48
#188	live lobster	3
#21	long-forgotten necklace	4
#569	lovecat tail	1
#19	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	8
#35	lychee chuhai	5
#765	macaroni duck	3
#59	magic dragonfish fry	1
#237	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
#62	mannequin leg	1
#77	marine aquamarine	3
#727	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
#756	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
#217	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	14
#587	mauve striped oyster egg	7
#40	melon-infused sake	3
#107	miniature boiler	2
#32	moist sailor's cap	8
#32	muddy skirt	1
#51	mushroom fermenting solution	129
#20	nasty-ass club	1
#211	neutron lollipop	1
#1126	night-vision goggles	1
#35	nurse's hat	10
#18	octopus's spade	18
#225	off-white paisley oyster egg	10
#223	off-white plastic oyster egg	18
#451	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	7
#761	off-white striped oyster egg	3
#51	oil of oiliness	43
#49	old dry bone	1
#37	overpowering mushroom wine	2
#129	padded tortoise	1
#56	painted shield	1
#974	paperclip	7
#99	paperclip pants	1
#1404	passable elf mask	3
#813	patent leather shoes	6
#823	penguin thesaurus	7
#281	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
#297	pie man was not meant to eat	3
#78	pixel power cell	3
#575	pointy mushroom	2
#834	poison pen	2
#113	possibility potion	1
#212	pretty flower	1,222
#76	pristine fish scale	5
#685	puce paisley oyster egg	4
#611	puce plastic oyster egg	6
#637	puce polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1057	puce striped oyster egg	2
#33	pufferfish spine	34
#379	pulsing flesh	9
#80	quantum of familiar	3
#171	radiation-resistant helmet	8
#304	raspberry	1
#2248	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#39	red coin	2
#1082	red paisley oyster egg	3
#315	red plastic oyster egg	14
#1458	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
#228	red striped oyster egg	12
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#147	ridiculous cocktail	11
#587	rigid carapace	8
#837	roasted marshmallow	18
#6	roller skate doll	27
#1764	rubber WWBD? bracelet	4
#2796	rubber WWJD? bracelet	2
#1841	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	4
#1266	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	6
#42	rusty broken diving helmet	2
#15	rusty compass	12
#850	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
#230	rusty piece of rebar	1
#46	rusty rivet	10
#39	rusty speargun	4
#6	salacious lychee chuhai	43
#6	salacious screwdiver	33
#34	salinated mint julep	58
#748	sandwich of the gods	10
#376	scented massage oil	3
#38	scrap of shadow	11
#30	sea avocado	57
#23	sea blueberry	136
#26	sea broccoli	93
#35	sea carrot	49
#24	sea cauliflower	112
#29	sea cucumber	53
#16	sea honeydew	41
#85	sea leather	6
#20	sea lychee	39
#28	sea persimmon	120
#11	sea radish	60
#34	sea salt scrubs	9
#16	sea tangelo	45
#36	seal lube	13
#74	sealhide hood	1
#103	seaode	4
#85	servo-assisted exo-pants	18
#318	sewer wad	2
#38	shadowy seal eye	2
#65	shark cartilage	6
#33	shark jumper	5
#83	shark tooth	3
#44	shavin' razor	3
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#307	shot of flower schnapps	1
#77	shrinking powder	7
#62	sizzling seal fat	7
#28	skate blade	8
#27	skate board	3
#67	skate skates	2
#50	skate skin	35
#21	slab of sponge	40
#5	slap and slap again	158
#497	sleeping stocking	5
#33	slick fish meat	45
#14	slime-covered greaves	1
#18	slime-covered lantern	1
#34	slime-covered necklace	1
#129	slimy alveolus	7
#177	slimy fermented bile bladder	84
#226	slimy sweetbreads	50
#57	slug of rum	38
#61	slug of shochu	34
#59	slug of vodka	27
#36	smooth mushroom wine	2
#238	soggy seed packet	1
#14	sonar fishfinder	2
#36	soup-chucks	1
#1623	spade necklace	4
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#78	spangly unitard	2
#53	spectral jelly	2
#60	spiky turtle helmet	1
#63	spiky turtle shield	1
#59	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#487	stained mattress	2
#38	stealth bomber	2
#482	steamy ruby	1
#531	stick of "gum"	3
#101	still-beating spleen	7
#255	stinky mushroom	10
#40	straw hat	8
#1330	stray chihuahua	1
#21	stuffed dinosaur	2
#1964	stuffed martini	1
#55	swirling mushroom wine	1
#47	tailbone shield	1
#55	tainted seal's blood	8
#391	tasty tart	3
#140	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
#67	teflon ore	10
#61	temporary teardrop tattoo	5
#11	tempura avocado	9
#22	tempura broccoli	6
#16	tempura carrot	6
#18	tempura cauliflower	6
#18	tempura cucumber	6
#17	tempura radish	7
#285	tin cup of mulligan stew	4
#631	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	3
#507	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	4
#938	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#750	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	2
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#605	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	3
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#503	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	4
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#196	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	8
#481	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	4
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#402	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#614	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#1142	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	2
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#2093	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#2195	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#36	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
#6224	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#1738	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	4
#1114	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#2195	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
#2166	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#2772	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#593	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#1768	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#2058	tiny plastic The Man	2
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#2205	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
#3948	tiny plastic angry goat	4
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1456	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
#1740	tiny plastic astronomer	4
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#6140	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
#956	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
#2161	tiny plastic beanbat	3
#857	tiny plastic bee swarm	4
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1109	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#2794	tiny plastic blooper	2
#2217	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#670	tiny plastic bugaboo	6
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#953	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
#38	tiny plastic chem lab	1
#541	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#2150	tiny plastic cubist bull	3
#2768	tiny plastic demoninja	2
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#1452	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#569	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#37	tiny plastic food lab	1
#2815	tiny plastic fruit golem	2
#6179	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	2
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#1718	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	4
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#1741	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	4
#8198	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
#8099	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
#2170	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#72	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#6159	tiny plastic mosquito	2
#579	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#39	tiny plastic nog lab	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#39	tiny plastic primary lab	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#2796	tiny plastic scary clown	2
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1735	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	4
#2764	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	2
#6197	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
#2826	tiny plastic spooky vampire	2
#6129	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#8133	tiny plastic star starfish	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#534	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#1726	tiny plastic topiary golem	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#1484	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#2762	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#1724	tiny plastic whitesnake	4
#2165	tiny plastic zmobie	3
#34	tonguebone	2
#37	torquoise ring	1
#126	tortoboggan	1
#26	toxic globule	171
#2485	tree-eating kite	3
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#49	turtle wax greaves	1
#57	turtle wax helmet	1
#87	turtle wax shield	1
#270	turtlemail bits	2
#101	turtlemail breeches	1
#111	turtlemail coif	1
#112	turtlemail hauberk	1
#131	turtling rod	1
#833	twitching claw	6
#45	underwater slingshot	24
#731	unstable DNA	64
#718	untamable turtle	3
#1125	unusual disco ball	2
#20	urchin roe	2
#49	velcro ore	12
#28	vengeful spirit	2
#294	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	34
#51	vial of hot blood	1
#468	vinegar	86
#49	vinyl ore	12
#471	voodoo snuff	2
#100	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
#217	warbear beeping telegram	6
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#196	warbear exhaust manifold	1
#109	warbear high-efficiency still	2
#169	warbear induction oven	1
#295	warbear metalworking primer	3
#198	warbear oil pan	1
#268	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
#328	warbear requisition box	3
#126	warbear robo-camouflage unit	10
#321	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	3
#298	warbear soda machine assembler	1
#466	warm mushroom	2
#28	water-polo cap	10
#23	water-polo mitt	6
#40	wax banana	1
#130	white rice	17
#125	willyweed	10
#84	yellow paisley oyster egg	24
#159	yellow plastic oyster egg	29
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#619	yellow striped oyster egg	4

Wow, that's 9,854 items total!

what items are this player missing?