| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #35 | Angry Farmer candy | 6,759 |
| #342 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #62 | BGE shotglass | 60 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #133 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 64 |
| #11 | Black No. 2 | 11,628 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #168 | CSA fire-starting kit | 113 |
| #12 | CSA obedience grenade | 1,959 |
| #10 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 2,036 |
| #13 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2,742 |
| #13 | Crimbo fudge | 2,786 |
| #11 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2,872 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #312 | Crown of the Goblin King | 74 |
| #249 | Drowsy Sword | 76 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #17 | Green Clover of Justice | 54 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Hollandaise helmet | 7,107 |
| #374 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #333 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 76 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #206 | Microplushie: Bropane | 66 |
| #223 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 18 |
| #302 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 16 |
| #196 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 14 |
| #278 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 34 |
| #263 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 54 |
| #292 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #267 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 56 |
| #242 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 35 |
| #257 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 44 |
| #11 | Mountain Stream soda | 24,886 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #205 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 7 |
| #353 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #168 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 11 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #112 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 6 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #113 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 14 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2,658 |
| #4 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2,641 |
| #5 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2,802 |
| #6 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2,703 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #9 | adder bladder | 16,030 |
| #668 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #20 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1,546 |
| #6 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 10,600 |
| #145 | asbestos crossbow | 5 |
| #51 | asbestos staff | 9 |
| #107 | asbestos sword | 7 |
| #654 | badass belt | 76 |
| #13 | bag of GORF | 1,932 |
| #14 | bag of GORP | 2,011 |
| #7 | bag of QWOP | 1,370 |
| #12 | bejeweled pledge pin | 778 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| #7 | black snake skin | 9,302 |
| 🥉 | blackberry | 36,096 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #47 | blue plastic baby | 9 |
| #39 | breakfast mess | 524 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #91 | chrome crossbow | 9 |
| #203 | chrome staff | 3 |
| #60 | chrome sword | 11 |
| #12 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11,324 |
| #109 | cool whip | 75 |
| #24 | corrupted data | 910 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #7 | desiccated apricot | 4,447 |
| #25 | disco ball | 6,099 |
| #238 | duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #547 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #13 | fudgecule | 119,897 |
| #155 | giant discarded bottlecap | 31 |
| #529 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #179 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 24 |
| #192 | giant pinky ring | 77 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #528 | handful of confetti | 76 |
| #33 | helmet turtle | 7,319 |
| #102 | linoleum crossbow | 8 |
| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #88 | linoleum sword | 10 |
| #9 | love song of smoldering passion | 5,083 |
| #9 | love song of vague ambiguity | 4,941 |
| #57 | lucky rabbit's foot | 74 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #5 | mariachi hat | 7,189 |
| #175 | obsidian dagger | 72 |
| #129 | old sweatpants | 532 |
| #72 | phish stick | 15 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #528 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #18 | ravioli hat | 7,604 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #13 | resolution: be feistier | 2,855 |
| #7 | resolution: be more adventurous | 645 |
| #13 | resolution: be sexier | 2,924 |
| #13 | resolution: be smarter | 2,909 |
| #12 | resolution: be stronger | 2,918 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #35 | seal-clubbing club | 5,924 |
| #17 | seal-skull helmet | 4,304 |
| #317 | shiny ring | 78 |
| #424 | spectre scepter | 76 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #461 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #370 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #41 | stolen accordion | 5,276 |
| #647 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #34 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 19 |
| #25 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 23 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 26 |
| #80 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 36 |
| #26 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 10 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 26 |
| #23 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 30 |
| #14 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 15 |
| #26 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 21 |
| #19 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 32 |
| #17 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 10 |
| #29 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 8 |
| #19 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 29 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 20 |
| #30 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 7 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 23 |
| #21 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 30 |
| #9 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 11 |
| #25 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 8 |
| #17 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 11 |
| #29 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 20 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 26 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 8 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 27 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 9 |
| #12 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 6 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 33 |
| #141 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 54 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 6 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #33 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Toybot | 6 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 19 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 6 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic animelf | 6 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #969 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #251 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 33 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic warbear | 6 |
| #29 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 6 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #129 | towel | 71 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #997 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #952 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #25 | turtle totem | 7,033 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1145 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #11 | water purification pills | 2,020 |
| #38 | yeti fur | 10,391 |