| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #35 | Angry Farmer candy | 6,759 |
| #347 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #62 | BGE shotglass | 60 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #134 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 64 |
| #11 | Black No. 2 | 11,628 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1332 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #171 | CSA fire-starting kit | 113 |
| #12 | CSA obedience grenade | 1,959 |
| #10 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 2,036 |
| #13 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2,742 |
| #13 | Crimbo fudge | 2,786 |
| #11 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2,872 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #314 | Crown of the Goblin King | 74 |
| #249 | Drowsy Sword | 76 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #17 | Green Clover of Justice | 54 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Hollandaise helmet | 7,107 |
| #376 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #336 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 76 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #207 | Microplushie: Bropane | 66 |
| #227 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 18 |
| #306 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 16 |
| #199 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 14 |
| #281 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 34 |
| #265 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 54 |
| #295 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 4 |
| #346 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #269 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 56 |
| #246 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 35 |
| #259 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 44 |
| #11 | Mountain Stream soda | 24,886 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #220 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 9 |
| #304 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 5 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #206 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 7 |
| #354 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 4 |
| #291 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 5 |
| #169 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 11 |
| #254 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 4 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 6 |
| #114 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 6 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 5 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 6 |
| #263 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 8 |
| #114 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 14 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #391 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #520 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 2,658 |
| #5 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2,641 |
| #6 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 2,802 |
| #7 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 2,703 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #10 | adder bladder | 16,030 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #20 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1,546 |
| #6 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 10,600 |
| #145 | asbestos crossbow | 5 |
| #51 | asbestos staff | 9 |
| #107 | asbestos sword | 7 |
| #656 | badass belt | 76 |
| #13 | bag of GORF | 1,932 |
| #14 | bag of GORP | 2,011 |
| #7 | bag of QWOP | 1,370 |
| #12 | bejeweled pledge pin | 778 |
| #441 | bindlestocking | 5 |
| #8 | black snake skin | 9,302 |
| 🥉 | blackberry | 36,096 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #48 | blue plastic baby | 9 |
| #39 | breakfast mess | 524 |
| #297 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #20 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #91 | chrome crossbow | 9 |
| #203 | chrome staff | 3 |
| #60 | chrome sword | 11 |
| #12 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11,324 |
| #109 | cool whip | 75 |
| #24 | corrupted data | 910 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #7 | desiccated apricot | 4,447 |
| #25 | disco ball | 6,099 |
| #239 | duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #13 | fudgecule | 119,897 |
| #156 | giant discarded bottlecap | 31 |
| #530 | giant discarded plastic fork | 19 |
| #179 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 24 |
| #195 | giant pinky ring | 77 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #534 | handful of confetti | 76 |
| #33 | helmet turtle | 7,319 |
| #102 | linoleum crossbow | 8 |
| #225 | linoleum staff | 3 |
| #88 | linoleum sword | 10 |
| #9 | love song of smoldering passion | 5,083 |
| #10 | love song of vague ambiguity | 4,941 |
| #57 | lucky rabbit's foot | 74 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #5 | mariachi hat | 7,189 |
| #175 | obsidian dagger | 72 |
| #132 | old sweatpants | 532 |
| #74 | phish stick | 15 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #18 | ravioli hat | 7,604 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #13 | resolution: be feistier | 2,855 |
| #7 | resolution: be more adventurous | 645 |
| #13 | resolution: be sexier | 2,924 |
| #13 | resolution: be smarter | 2,909 |
| #12 | resolution: be stronger | 2,918 |
| #265 | roboduck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #35 | seal-clubbing club | 5,924 |
| #17 | seal-skull helmet | 4,304 |
| #319 | shiny ring | 78 |
| #423 | spectre scepter | 76 |
| #570 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #462 | stainless steel shillelagh | 9 |
| #371 | stainless steel skullcap | 8 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #42 | stolen accordion | 5,276 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #34 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 19 |
| #25 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 23 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 26 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 36 |
| #26 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 10 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 26 |
| #23 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 30 |
| #14 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 15 |
| #26 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 21 |
| #19 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 32 |
| #17 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 10 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 8 |
| #19 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 29 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 20 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 7 |
| #50 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 6 |
| #37 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 7 |
| #22 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 23 |
| #21 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 30 |
| #9 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 11 |
| #25 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 8 |
| #17 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 11 |
| #29 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 20 |
| #24 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 26 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 8 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 27 |
| #20 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 9 |
| #12 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #48 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 6 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 33 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 54 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 6 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1114 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 6 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Toybot | 6 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #122 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 19 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 6 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic animelf | 6 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #252 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 33 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic warbear | 6 |
| #29 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 6 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #129 | towel | 71 |
| #96 | toy maglev monorail | 11 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #953 | toy space helmet | 7 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #25 | turtle totem | 7,033 |
| #720 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1146 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #11 | water purification pills | 2,020 |
| #38 | yeti fur | 10,391 |