Otto von Cheesebiscuit

RankItemQuantity
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#280A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#296A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 51
#226A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#35Angry Farmer candy6,759
#347Argarggagarg's fang5
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#363BGE pocket calendar2
#62BGE shotglass60
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#956BGE tiny plastic toy1
#134Baron von Ratsworth's monocle64
#11Black No. 211,628
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1332Boss Bat britches8
#171CSA fire-starting kit113
#12CSA obedience grenade1,959
#10CSA scoutmaster's "water"2,036
#13Crimbo candied pecan2,742
#13Crimbo fudge2,786
#11Crimbo peppermint bark2,872
#650Crimbo wreath1
#314Crown of the Goblin King74
#249Drowsy Sword76
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#17Green Clover of Justice54
#426Heimandatz's heart4
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#7Hollandaise helmet7,107
#375Jocko Homo's head5
#336Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet76
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#207Microplushie: Bropane66
#227Microplushie: Dorkonide18
#306Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid16
#199Microplushie: Fauxnerditide14
#281Microplushie: Gothochondria34
#265Microplushie: Hippylase54
#295Microplushie: Hipsterine4
#346Microplushie: Hobomosome16
#269Microplushie: Otakulone56
#246Microplushie: Raverdrine35
#259Microplushie: Sororitrate44
#11Mountain Stream soda24,886
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#220Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip9
#304Pokëmann figurine: Duck5
#376Pokëmann figurine: Frank2
#206Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump7
#354Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking4
#291Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan5
#169Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap11
#254Pokëmann figurine: Moog3
#349Pokëmann figurine: Nothing4
#348Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu6
#114Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth6
#408Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf5
#349Pokëmann figurine: Twitter6
#263Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite8
#114Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth14
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#391Safari Jack's moustache4
#357The Mariachi's guitar case5
#1205Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#832Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#520Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette6
#1802Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#2343Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#1153Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#7Trivial Avocations Card: What?2,658
#4Trivial Avocations Card: When?2,641
#5Trivial Avocations Card: Where?2,802
#6Trivial Avocations Card: Who?2,703
#511Yakisoba's hat3
#744Yellow Moon of Compassion4
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#10adder bladder16,030
#675adorable seal larva4
#20amulet of extreme plot significance1,546
#6ancient Magi-Wipes10,600
#145asbestos crossbow5
#51asbestos staff9
#107asbestos sword7
#656badass belt76
#13bag of GORF1,932
#14bag of GORP2,011
#7bag of QWOP1,370
#12bejeweled pledge pin778
#441bindlestocking5
#8black snake skin9,302
🥉blackberry36,096
#518blind-packed capsule toy1
#48blue plastic baby9
#39breakfast mess524
#297bubble-wrap simulator1
#20bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)1
#91chrome crossbow9
#203chrome staff3
#60chrome sword11
#12cocoa eggshell fragment11,324
#109cool whip75
#24corrupted data910
#384deluxe fax machine1
#7desiccated apricot4,447
#25disco ball6,099
#239duck-on-a-string10
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#548electrical thingamabob1
#808friendly cheez blob3
#13fudgecule119,897
#156giant discarded bottlecap31
#530giant discarded plastic fork19
#179giant discarded torn-up glove24
#195giant pinky ring77
#608gingerbread house1
#533handful of confetti76
#33helmet turtle7,319
#102linoleum crossbow8
#225linoleum staff3
#88linoleum sword10
#9love song of smoldering passion5,083
#10love song of vague ambiguity4,941
#57lucky rabbit's foot74
#1002macaroni duck2
#5mariachi hat7,189
#175obsidian dagger72
#132old sweatpants532
#74phish stick15
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#529plastic ingot1
#18ravioli hat7,604
#212red plastic baby2
#13resolution: be feistier2,855
#7resolution: be more adventurous645
#13resolution: be sexier2,924
#13resolution: be smarter2,909
#12resolution: be stronger2,918
#265roboduck-on-a-string5
#35seal-clubbing club5,924
#17seal-skull helmet4,304
#319shiny ring78
#423spectre scepter76
#570stainless steel scarf6
#462stainless steel shillelagh9
#370stainless steel skullcap8
#455stainless steel slacks8
#773stainless steel solitaire4
#930stainless steel suspenders4
#42stolen accordion5,276
#653stray chihuahua4
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#34tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer19
#25tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory23
#24tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer26
#81tiny die-cast Don Crimbo5
#20tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer36
#26tiny die-cast Father Crimbo10
#69tiny die-cast Father Crimborg6
#22tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer26
#23tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer30
#14tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg15
#26tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer21
#19tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer32
#17tiny die-cast Swiss hen10
#31tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo8
#19tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign29
#31tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer20
#31tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg7
#50tiny die-cast blade a-spinning6
#37tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree7
#22tiny die-cast factory worker elf23
#21tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf30
#9tiny die-cast golden ring11
#25tiny die-cast goose a-laying8
#17tiny die-cast killing bird11
#29tiny die-cast middle-management elf20
#24tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf26
#31tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg8
#20tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf27
#20tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming9
#12tiny die-cast turtle mech12
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1417tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3176tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3935tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#795tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#48tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™6
#881tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#283tiny plastic Crimbo elf33
#142tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer54
#488tiny plastic Crimbo wreath7
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#79tiny plastic Dr. Awkward1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1326tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#34tiny plastic GORM-86
#787tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1114tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#32tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.6
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#777tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#84tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#47tiny plastic MechaElf6
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3858tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1138tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#492tiny plastic Rene C. Corman2
#1120tiny plastic Scott the Miner2
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#34tiny plastic Toybot6
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#122tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo19
#45tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku6
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8209tiny plastic angry goat1
#1374tiny plastic angry space marine1
#3939tiny plastic anime smiley1
#52tiny plastic animelf6
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#8248tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#1360tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#974tiny plastic beebee queue3
#4475tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1327tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3953tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1343tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8092tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1129tiny plastic fire servant1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8149tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3901tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8055tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4597tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8124tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8198tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8099tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1341tiny plastic moneybee1
#8108tiny plastic mosquito1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1137tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1125tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8157tiny plastic stab bat1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#252tiny plastic sweet nutcracker33
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#52tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf6
#1119tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3857tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#35tiny plastic warbear6
#29tiny plastic warbear fortress6
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#129towel71
#96toy maglev monorail11
#998toy ray gun7
#953toy space helmet7
#892toy train2
#25turtle totem7,033
#718untamable turtle3
#663unusual disco ball4
#1146vampire duck-on-a-string6
#11water purification pills2,020
#38yeti fur10,391

Wow, that's 379,205 items total!

what items are this player missing?