| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #624 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 6 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #159 | Argarggagarg's fang | 9 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #307 | BURT | 87 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #161 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 7 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #667 | Boss Bat britches | 22 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #371 | CRIMBCO mug | 36 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #45 | CRIMBCO wine | 120 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #176 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 14 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #80 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 57 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| π₯ | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #512 | Drowsy Sword | 37 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #208 | Goodfella contract | 252 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #714 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #81 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 360 |
| #234 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 33 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #21 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 3 |
| #240 | Safari Jack's moustache | 6 |
| #333 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 8 |
| π₯ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #7 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 165 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #306 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #91 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #109 | bath ball gift set | 37 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of goofballs | 78 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| π₯ | control crystal | 1 |
| #184 | crystalline cheer | 582 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #481 | donated food | 2 |
| #459 | duct tape | 78 |
| #1242 | easter egg balloon | 20 |
| π₯ | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #803 | empty agua de vida bottle | 76 |
| #911 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #994 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #350 | figurine of a charred seal | 9 |
| #215 | figurine of a cold seal | 30 |
| #238 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 5 |
| #86 | figurine of a sleek seal | 24 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #130 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 10 |
| #52 | figurine of an armored seal | 9 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #144 | frost-rimed seal hide | 3 |
| #146 | fustulent seal grulch | 2 |
| #194 | fuzzy busby | 16 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #374 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #349 | fuzzy montera | 5 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #191 | ghost of a necklace | 26 |
| #302 | gloomy black mushroom | 11 |
| #279 | gold wedding ring | 25 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1049 | handful of confetti | 39 |
| #453 | heart of the volcano | 15 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #40 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 12 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #256 | magical mystery juice | 50 |
| #279 | memory of a C | 2 |
| #138 | memory of a G | 10 |
| #276 | memory of a T | 2 |
| #218 | memory of an A | 4 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #108 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 12 |
| #235 | motivational poster | 17 |
| #132 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 12 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #364 | old sweatpants | 198 |
| #203 | ornate picture frame | 8 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #76 | powdered sealbone | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #647 | radium-flavored potato chips | 38 |
| #250 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| π₯ | rxr shield | 1 |
| #301 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #79 | seal-blubber candle | 67 |
| #184 | sealhide seal doll | 7 |
| #154 | sealhide snare | 3 |
| #489 | shredded hellseal hide | 6 |
| #94 | slow jam collection | 37 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #839 | spectre scepter | 38 |
| π₯ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #111 | tainted seal's blood | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #552 | torn hellseal sinew | 4 |
| #268 | turtle pheromones | 13 |
| #440 | untamable turtle | 5 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| #370 | wad of cotton | 8 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #53 | wand of pigification | 18 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| #174 | wumpus hair | 11 |
| π₯ | yield shield | 1 |