| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #67 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #55 | Aye Aye | 1 |
| #52 | Aye Aye, Captain | 1 |
| #63 | Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #110 | BRICKO pearl | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #55 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #19 | Bling of the New Wave | 23 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #62 | Buttery Knob | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #98 | CRIMBCO mug | 157 |
| #44 | Caipiranha | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #63 | Candy Alexander | 1 |
| #75 | Cement Mixer | 1 |
| #58 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #79 | Crazymaker | 1 |
| #1846 | Crimbuck | 66 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| #54 | Dark & Starry | 1 |
| #34 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 23 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #50 | Doublepunchplanter | 1 |
| #83 | Drac & Tan | 1 |
| #261 | Drowsy Sword | 73 |
| #62 | Drunken Astrophysicist | 1 |
| #51 | Drunken Neurologist | 1 |
| #52 | Drunken Philosopher | 1 |
| #80 | Dump Truck | 1 |
| #45 | Earth and Firewater | 1 |
| #70 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #34 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 3 |
| #65 | Event Horizon | 1 |
| #51 | Extra-slimy Slimosa | 1 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #56 | Firewater | 1 |
| #63 | Flaming Caipiranha | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #75 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #70 | Flaming Sazerorc | 1 |
| #50 | Flying Caipiranha | 1 |
| #60 | Fuzzy Tentacle | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #66 | Grasshopper | 1 |
| #66 | Great Older Fashioned | 1 |
| #62 | Green Burlap | 1 |
| #76 | Green Giant | 1 |
| #49 | Green Muslin | 1 |
| #58 | Green Velvet | 1 |
| #48 | Haymaker | 1 |
| #78 | Heimandatz's heart | 14 |
| #48 | Herring Daiquiri | 1 |
| #45 | Herring Wallbanger | 1 |
| #49 | Herringtini | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #27 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 3 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #75 | Humanitini | 1 |
| #60 | Jackhammer | 1 |
| #30 | Jocko Homo's head | 23 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #55 | Locust | 1 |
| #53 | Lollipop Drop | 1 |
| #353 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 72 |
| #95 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 4 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #59 | Mohobo | 1 |
| #63 | Moonshine Mohobo | 1 |
| #55 | More Humanitini than Humanitini | 1 |
| #77 | Oh, the Humanitini | 1 |
| #202 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #65 | Plague of Locusts | 1 |
| #43 | Punchplanter | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #222 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 8 |
| #33 | Safari Jack's moustache | 21 |
| #51 | Sazerorc | 1 |
| #53 | Sazuruk-hai | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #91 | Shot of the Living Dead | 1 |
| #61 | Sizzling Sinner | 1 |
| #63 | Slimebite | 1 |
| #56 | Slimosa | 1 |
| #49 | Slippery Knob | 1 |
| #60 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo | 1 |
| #72 | Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire | 2 |
| #62 | Suffering Sinner | 1 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #52 | Suppurating Sinner | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #182 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #243 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 9 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #60 | Transylvania Sling | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #72 | Typical Tavern swill | 189 |
| #23 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 23 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #91 | Zoodriver | 1 |
| #12 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 3,915 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #108 | asbestos crossbow string | 2 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #213 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #445 | baggie of powdered sugar | 38 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #82 | bone aperitif | 7 |
| #73 | bone meal | 7 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2316 | box of sunshine | 50 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #80 | burnt flower | 303 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #65 | can of V-11 | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #45 | club sandwich | 15 |
| #105 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 19 |
| #154 | colorful plastic ball | 421 |
| #717 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #108 | corned-beef Reuben | 35 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #144 | d10 | 1 |
| #164 | d12 | 1 |
| #139 | d20 | 1 |
| #105 | d4 | 1 |
| #107 | d6 | 1 |
| #127 | d8 | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #82 | duct tape wallet | 47 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #4 | elevennis shoes | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #23 | flyest of shirts | 4 |
| #139 | friendly cheez blob | 13 |
| #68 | green BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #101 | guy made of bee pollen | 32 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #551 | handful of confetti | 73 |
| #162 | heart of the volcano | 41 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #90 | linoleum crossbow string | 2 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #187 | obsidian dagger | 68 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #105 | packet of orchid seeds | 1 |
| #201 | pork elf goodies sack | 38 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #281 | queen cookie | 1 |
| #360 | really dense meat stack | 18 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #108 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 16 |
| #339 | solid gold bowling ball | 54 |
| #451 | spectre scepter | 72 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #49 | stained mattress | 13 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #437 | stuffed tin of caviar | 104 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4,119 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #65 | untamable turtle | 17 |
| #47 | unusual disco ball | 22 |
| #238 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 42 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |