theDork

RankItemQuantity
#309A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes3
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#570Argarggagarg's fang3
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#898BGE shotglass6
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#908Bling of the New Wave1
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#967Colander of Em-er'il3
#533Copper Alpha of Sincerity4
#754Crimbo pie1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1205Crimbuck395
#565Crown of the Goblin King45
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#894Dr. Hobo's scalpel3
#399Drowsy Sword47
#808El Sombrero De Lopez3
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#534Elder Turtle Shell5
#831FDKOL commendation8
🥈Fuzzby1
#369Galapagosian Cuisses3
#12Game Grid valued membership card1
#379Garter of the Turtle Poacher3
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#555Go-Wassail27
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#354Iron Beta of Industry24
🥇Jackass Plumber home game1
#622Jocko Homo's head3
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#550La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez2
#526Lederhosen of the Night2
#983Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet26
#979Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#889Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#751Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#984Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#998Microplushie: Hippylase1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1008Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#961Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#196NPZR chemistry set25
#488Newman's Own Trousers2
#987Nickel Gamma of Frugality3
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#777Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#890Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#888Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#143Really Expensive Jewelry and You1
#204Safari Jack's moustache7
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#680Schrödinger's thermos10
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#627Summer Nights2
#480Tales of a Kansas Toymaker6
#169Tales of the Word Realms2
#197The Art of Slapfighting5
#326The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones4
#443The Joy of Wassailing7
#73The Landscaper's leafblower1
#357The Mariachi's guitar case5
#1206Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette2
#507Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#603Thwaitgold bee statuette4
#322Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette2
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#501Thwaitgold bug statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#352Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#415Thwaitgold chigger statuette1
#428Thwaitgold cockroach statuette1
#254Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette15
#1031Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#798Thwaitgold maggot statuette6
#208Thwaitgold metabug statuette2
#408Thwaitgold mosquito statuette4
#331Thwaitgold moth statuette1
#186Thwaitgold nymph statuette6
#226Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#383Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette11
#665Thwaitgold scorpion statuette1
#955Thwaitgold spider statuette1
#1740Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#933Thwaitgold termite statuette3
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#935Travels with Jerry1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#143Uncle Crimbo's Rations8
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#363Uncle Romulus3
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1170Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#550adorable seal larva5
🥇all-year sucker1
#348ammonite fossil13
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#144antique 8-Bit Power magazine10
#169antique bottle opener5
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#2034badass belt26
#251banana supersucker1
#394bananagate16
#49beach ball marble1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#768belemnite fossil3
#26big bumboozer marble1
#277bit of clingfilm15
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#158blank fudge mold3
#1035bloody beer1
#941blue plasma ball1
#75blue raspberry troll doll1
#1531bottle of goofballs15
#5907box of sunshine4
#1663brick9
#696broken cellular phone1
#247brown crock marble1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bumblebee marble1
#970bunny liver1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#299can of V-111
#4784candy cane1
#1465candy knuckles2
#802cement sandals1
#172chakra sludge5
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#301chintzy seal pendant3
#68cinnamon troll doll1
#1147circular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#2494club necklace2
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
🥉control crystal1
#248daisy12
#618deck of tropical cards1
#217denim axe2
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#1151designer handbag1
🥇detour shield1
#1628disassembled clover1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#266drywall axe51
#893duct tape25
#845easter egg balloon29
#2833eggnog1
#946elven suicide capsule20
#585empty agua de vida bottle214
#264fake plastic grass7
#806friendly cheez blob3
#540frigid fudgepuck3
#3426fruitcake1
#62fudge bunny11
#100fudge cube3
#62fudge pocket square1
#259fudge spork1
#1113fudgecule41
#388fuzzy busby6
#1657fuzzy dice4
#596giant discarded bottlecap8
#413giant discarded plastic fork24
#586giant discarded torn-up glove7
#136giant green gummi bear1
#99giant green gummi ingot4
#567giant pinky ring26
#134giant red gummi bear1
#93giant red gummi ingot4
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#88giant yellow gummi ingot4
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#70grape troll doll1
#882green balloon1
#241green drunki-bear1
#301green gummi ingot114
#824grue egg32
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#68gummi bowtie1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#291handful of confetti123
#188handful of sand124
#236handmade hobby horse1
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#805heart of the volcano7
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#90huge Crimbo cookie3
#179huge pumpkin1
#691invisible bag1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#460jerky coins43
#243kumquartz28
#250kumquat supersucker1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#174lemonade marble1
#233lime supersucker1
#836live wire1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#1004macaroni duck2
#247makeshift cape1
#74makeshift turban2
#107misfit hobby horse1
#375negative lump1
#526obsidian dagger34
#1858old sweatpants4
#1028oyster basket3
#320pack of pogs62
🥉packet of pumpkin seeds1
#647pail15
#1159pair of bolt cutters2
#1404passable elf mask3
#207pear supersucker1
#248pearidot27
#1054penguin focaccia bread18
#682personalized birthday cake2
#171pointy red hat2
#305pool cue21
#180popsicle stick9
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#36puzzling ribbon1
#434quantum taco25
#237queen cookie2
#1729really dense meat stack1
#217red China marble1
#222red drunki-bear1
#301red gummi ingot113
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
🥇refurbished air fryer1
#674roasted marshmallow29
#1174robotronic egg20
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
🥇rxr shield1
#67sandpaper1
#326sawblade shield9
#506shiny ring51
#318sinister altar fragment1
#286skewer-mounted razor blade4
#316sleeping stocking9
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#121slime-soaked sweat gland2
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
#279solid gold bowling ball68
#2494spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1388spectral pickle1
#352square CRIMBCOOKIE4
#992stainless steel scarf3
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#1335stainless steel slacks3
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1105stainless steel suspenders3
#167still-beating spleen3
#225strawberry supersucker1
#228strawberyl32
#653stray chihuahua4
#752stuffed crazy bastard sword8
#474stuffed martini18
#28stuffed-shirt scarecrow2
#403sucker scaffold21
#787superheated fudge1
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#631tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer3
#186tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory8
#148tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer9
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#248tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer7
#139tiny die-cast Father Crimbo4
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#510tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer4
#386tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer5
#389tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer5
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#604tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign3
#401tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer5
#186tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#124tiny die-cast factory worker elf10
#390tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf5
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#477tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf4
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#868tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear4
#1160tiny plastic Beebee King1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1114tiny plastic Crimbo elf9
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#820tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#943tiny plastic Father McGruber3
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#174tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#611tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist7
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1098tiny plastic Norville Rogers2
#1139tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#969tiny plastic Scott the Miner3
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1121tiny plastic angry space marine2
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#1097tiny plastic batbugbear2
#1133tiny plastic bee swarm2
#835tiny plastic beebee gunners4
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#847tiny plastic black ops bugbear4
#261tiny plastic blooper24
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#971tiny plastic bugaboo3
#677tiny plastic buzzerker6
#748tiny plastic cavebugbear5
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#868tiny plastic fire servant2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#750tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear5
#741tiny plastic moneybee5
#1111tiny plastic mumblebee2
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#859tiny plastic spiderbugbear2
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#573tiny plastic the Free Man4
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#805tiny plastic zmobie9
#18tiny top hat and cane4
#565tortoise's blessing2
#262tourmalime27
#366towel28
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#240trilobite fossil20
#445untamable turtle5
#867unusual disco ball3
#658vertebra of the Bonerdagon13
🥇wand of fudge control1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#615witch hat1
#467woven baling wire bracelets2
#357wrench bracelet9
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#295yellow gummi ingot113

Wow, that's 3,265 items total!

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