Museum :: theDork

theDork

Rank	Item	Quantity
#309	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	3
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#1323	Ancient Saucehelm	2
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#570	Argarggagarg's fang	3
#1132	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#898	BGE shotglass	6
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#613	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#388	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#1166	Boss Bat bling	2
#1990	Boss Bat britches	3
#1118	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
#38	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
#1055	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
#1020	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
#1009	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#287	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#968	Colander of Em-er'il	3
#533	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	4
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#1206	Crimbuck	395
#562	Crown of the Goblin King	45
#859	Disco 'Fro Pick	4
#1139	Dolphin King's crown	3
#893	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	3
#400	Drowsy Sword	47
#809	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#534	Elder Turtle Shell	5
#833	FDKOL commendation	8
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#370	Galapagosian Cuisses	3
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#380	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	3
#441	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
#555	Go-Wassail	27
#473	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
#548	Heimandatz's heart	3
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#355	Iron Beta of Industry	24
🥇	Jackass Plumber home game	1
#621	Jocko Homo's head	3
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#552	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	2
#528	Lederhosen of the Night	2
#981	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	26
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#196	NPZR chemistry set	25
#488	Newman's Own Trousers	2
#987	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	3
#51	Operation Patriot Shield	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#590	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
#809	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
#796	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
#776	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
#892	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
#898	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
#864	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
#887	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#204	Safari Jack's moustache	7
#1610	Scalp of Gorgolok	2
#681	Schrödinger's thermos	10
#659	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
#1452	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
#628	Summer Nights	2
#480	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	6
#169	Tales of the Word Realms	2
#197	The Art of Slapfighting	5
#326	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	4
#443	The Joy of Wassailing	7
#72	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
#357	The Mariachi's guitar case	5
#1205	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	2
#506	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#319	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	2
#835	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	1
#500	Thwaitgold bug statuette	1
#1015	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#350	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	1
#213	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	6
#414	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#424	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	1
#254	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	15
#1030	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	4
#1379	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
#794	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	6
#207	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	2
#405	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	4
#331	Thwaitgold moth statuette	1
#184	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	6
#224	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	1
#383	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	11
#663	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	1
#953	Thwaitgold spider statuette	1
#1736	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	3
#931	Thwaitgold termite statuette	3
#751	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	2
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#143	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	8
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#363	Uncle Romulus	3
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#899	Yellow Moon of Compassion	3
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#550	adorable seal larva	5
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#348	ammonite fossil	13
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#144	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	10
#168	antique bottle opener	5
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#714	antique record album	2
#2034	badass belt	26
#251	banana supersucker	1
#395	bananagate	16
#49	beach ball marble	1
#690	beholed bedsheet	1
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#26	big bumboozer marble	1
#277	bit of clingfilm	15
#2563	black paisley oyster egg	1
#158	blank fudge mold	3
#1035	bloody beer	1
#943	blue plasma ball	1
#75	blue raspberry troll doll	1
#1532	bottle of goofballs	15
#5909	box of sunshine	4
#1661	brick	9
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#247	brown crock marble	1
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#155	bumblebee marble	1
#969	bunny liver	1
#228	burrowgrub hive	1
#298	can of V-11	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#1466	candy knuckles	2
#802	cement sandals	1
#173	chakra sludge	5
#507	chintzy saucepan earring	1
#301	chintzy seal pendant	3
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#1147	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
#2495	club necklace	2
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#26	comfy blanket	1
🥉	control crystal	1
#247	daisy	12
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#217	denim axe	2
#329	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
#1150	designer handbag	1
🥇	detour shield	1
#1628	disassembled clover	1
#585	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
#266	drywall axe	51
#895	duct tape	25
#846	easter egg balloon	29
#2834	eggnog	1
#946	elven suicide capsule	20
#583	empty agua de vida bottle	214
#265	fake plastic grass	7
#808	friendly cheez blob	3
#540	frigid fudgepuck	3
#3426	fruitcake	1
#61	fudge bunny	11
#100	fudge cube	3
#62	fudge pocket square	1
#259	fudge spork	1
#1113	fudgecule	41
#389	fuzzy busby	6
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#595	giant discarded bottlecap	8
#412	giant discarded plastic fork	24
#586	giant discarded torn-up glove	7
#136	giant green gummi bear	1
#99	giant green gummi ingot	4
#567	giant pinky ring	26
#135	giant red gummi bear	1
#94	giant red gummi ingot	4
#132	giant yellow gummi bear	1
#89	giant yellow gummi ingot	4
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#70	grape troll doll	1
#882	green balloon	1
#242	green drunki-bear	1
#300	green gummi ingot	114
#824	grue egg	32
#171	gummi ammonite	1
#165	gummi belemnite	1
#67	gummi bowtie	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#202	gummi salamander	1
#242	gummi snake	1
#170	gummi trilobite	1
#290	handful of confetti	123
#188	handful of sand	124
#236	handmade hobby horse	1
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#805	heart of the volcano	7
#183	hobo fortress blueprints	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#179	huge pumpkin	1
#691	invisible bag	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#460	jerky coins	43
#243	kumquartz	28
#250	kumquat supersucker	1
#2180	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
#174	lemonade marble	1
#233	lime supersucker	1
#836	live wire	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#1002	macaroni duck	2
#248	makeshift cape	1
#74	makeshift turban	2
#106	misfit hobby horse	1
#374	negative lump	1
#527	obsidian dagger	34
#1857	old sweatpants	4
#1028	oyster basket	3
#321	pack of pogs	62
🥉	packet of pumpkin seeds	1
#647	pail	15
#1159	pair of bolt cutters	2
#1404	passable elf mask	3
#207	pear supersucker	1
#248	pearidot	27
#1053	penguin focaccia bread	18
#682	personalized birthday cake	2
#171	pointy red hat	2
#305	pool cue	21
#180	popsicle stick	9
#1645	puce striped oyster egg	1
#36	puzzling ribbon	1
#435	quantum taco	25
#237	queen cookie	2
#1730	really dense meat stack	1
#217	red China marble	1
#223	red drunki-bear	1
#301	red gummi ingot	113
#2537	red plastic oyster egg	1
🥇	refurbished air fryer	1
#674	roasted marshmallow	29
#1174	robotronic egg	20
#3636	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
#3658	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
#2736	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	2
🥇	rxr shield	1
#67	sandpaper	1
#328	sawblade shield	9
#506	shiny ring	51
#318	sinister altar fragment	1
#286	skewer-mounted razor blade	4
#316	sleeping stocking	9
#201	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
#121	slime-soaked sweat gland	2
🥉	snow belly	1
#10	snow hat	1
#279	solid gold bowling ball	68
#2494	spade necklace	2
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#1388	spectral pickle	1
#352	square CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#1224	stainless steel skullcap	3
#1335	stainless steel slacks	3
#1861	stainless steel solitaire	1
#1105	stainless steel suspenders	3
#167	still-beating spleen	3
#225	strawberry supersucker	1
#228	strawberyl	32
#653	stray chihuahua	4
#752	stuffed crazy bastard sword	8
#475	stuffed martini	18
#28	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	2
#403	sucker scaffold	21
#787	superheated fudge	1
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#631	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	3
#186	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	8
#148	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	9
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#248	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	7
#139	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	4
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#931	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
#510	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#386	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	5
#389	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	5
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
#401	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	5
#186	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	3
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#124	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	10
#390	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
#322	tiny die-cast killing bird	2
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#616	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	3
#477	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
#175	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	3
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#868	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	4
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#1112	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#881	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1113	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	9
#4234	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#943	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#611	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	7
#781	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#1098	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	2
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#968	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#67	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#2947	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1121	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#1132	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
#835	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#847	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	4
#261	tiny plastic blooper	24
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#971	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
#677	tiny plastic buzzerker	6
#748	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#2788	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#2793	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	2
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#750	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
#741	tiny plastic moneybee	5
#1111	tiny plastic mumblebee	2
#883	tiny plastic peacannon	2
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#573	tiny plastic the Free Man	4
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#805	tiny plastic zmobie	9
#18	tiny top hat and cane	4
#565	tortoise's blessing	2
#262	tourmalime	27
#366	towel	28
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#240	trilobite fossil	20
#445	untamable turtle	5
#866	unusual disco ball	3
#656	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	13
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#831	wind-up meatcar	1
#615	witch hat	1
#468	woven baling wire bracelets	2
#358	wrench bracelet	9
#230	yellow drunki-bear	1
#295	yellow gummi ingot	113

Wow, that's 3,265 items total!

what items are this player missing?