| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 34 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
| #5 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Guzzlr tablet | 1 |
| #18 | Guzzlrbuck | 125 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #155 | Jack-in-the-box | 33 |
| 🥇 | June cleaver | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #231 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #16 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 34 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #71 | Red Roger's reliquary | 11 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #29 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Star Spawn | 34 |
| #83 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 1 |
| #81 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 1 |
| #70 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) | 1 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 1 |
| #77 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 1 |
| #74 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) | 1 |
| #69 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) | 1 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #87 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) | 1 |
| #82 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 1 |
| #65 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #29 | The One Mood Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #284 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #1161 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 14 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 10 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 10 |
| #1036 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #535 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #2343 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #464 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 16 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #314 | adorable seal larva | 8 |
| #20 | alabaster bishop | 2 |
| #27 | alabaster king | 1 |
| #23 | alabaster knight | 2 |
| #17 | alabaster pawn | 8 |
| #27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
| #24 | alabaster rook | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #74 | baby cuddlefish | 3 |
| #41 | baby killer bee | 248 |
| #1092 | barrrnacle | 9 |
| #225 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #226 | burnt flower | 23 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #568 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #56 | cute meteoroid | 2 |
| #1269 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #149 | designer handbag | 17 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #128 | friendly cheez blob | 14 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #119 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| 🥈 | love | 155 |
| #118 | macaroni duck | 13 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #527 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #483 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #427 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #167 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 15 |
| #418 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #606 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| 🥇 | meteorite earring | 1 |
| 🥇 | meteorite necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | meteorite ring | 1 |
| #18 | onyx bishop | 2 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #27 | onyx knight | 2 |
| #16 | onyx pawn | 8 |
| #26 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #18 | onyx rook | 2 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| #1107 | pet rock | 6 |
| #4 | piece of coral | 1,761 |
| 🥇 | piece of driftwood | 2,758 |
| #753 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #26 | pristine piranha seed | 2 |
| #42 | raffle prize box | 11 |
| #22 | really nice lump of coal | 3 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| 🥇 | sand dollar | 54,843 |
| 🥇 | sea lasso | 666 |
| #12 | shadow needle | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #149 | silent L | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #597 | sleeping snowy owl | 4 |
| #173 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #66 | spaghetti breakfast | 62 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #450 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #182 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #242 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 7 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #499 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 4 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #398 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #510 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #214 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 7 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #303 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
| #186 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #212 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 8 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #72 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 5 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 5 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 12 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 61 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 45 |
| #28 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 48 |
| #664 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 16 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 69 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 33 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 2 |
| #25 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 11 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 56 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 8 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 76 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 9 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 16 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Mirth | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 69 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Penny | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #60 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 27 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 15 |
| #38 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 67 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 29 |
| #844 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 9 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 65 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6140 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #43 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 66 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 71 |
| #46 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 70 |
| #54 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 54 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 54 |
| #55 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 54 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #65 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 49 |
| #50 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 62 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 71 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #64 | tiny plastic fire servant | 26 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 631 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 64 |
| #3268 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic moneybee | 56 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #22 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 62 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic peacannon | 30 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #45 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 35 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #68 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 25 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #220 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #451 | unusual disco ball | 6 |
| #19 | void shard | 1 |
| #296 | wind-up chattering teeth | 105 |