| #31 | 1,970 carat gold | 153 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #58 | Bowlet | 2 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #47 | Cornbeefadon | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #79 | Disgeist | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #10 | Gorillape | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #354 | Jack-in-the-box | 17 |
| #15 | Morphan | 1 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #42 | Newbiesport™ tent | 300 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #7 | Sequestrian | 2 |
| #14 | Shudder | 1 |
| #13 | Smashmoth | 1 |
| #12 | Snoutlet | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #48 | Star Spawn | 5 |
| #15 | Straypler | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #604 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 7 |
| #238 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 7 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 153 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Wendtigo | 1 |
| #10 | Wullabye | 2 |
| #251 | Yakisoba's hat | 6 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #456 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #186 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #315 | baby killer bee | 32 |
| #21 | bag of sausage links | 4 |
| #641 | barrrnacle | 22 |
| #227 | blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #13 | cute meteoroid | 12 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #505 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #176 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #65 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #68 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #253 | grue egg | 90 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #391 | macaroni duck | 6 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1108 | pet rock | 6 |
| #29 | piece of coral | 47 |
| #12 | pocket ace | 43 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #13 | pristine piranha seed | 5 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #81 | rewinged stab bat | 14 |
| #36 | shuddering cow skull | 1 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #81 | sleeping wereturtle | 13 |
| #216 | solid gold bowling ball | 88 |
| #24 | solid gold jewel | 179 |
| #13 | space blanket | 130 |
| #78 | spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #653 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #73 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #931 | teddy borg | 7 |
| #20 | tiny barrel | 89 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 61 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 41 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 23 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 11 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #89 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 37 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 36 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 6 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 58 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #63 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 52 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #97 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 10 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 44 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 29 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 10 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 60 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 32 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #73 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 47 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1826 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #50 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 59 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #64 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 48 |
| #55 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 55 |
| #65 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 48 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #55 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 57 |
| #50 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 58 |
| #1644 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #59 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 51 |
| #73 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 44 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 56 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #60 | tiny plastic fire servant | 27 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1,563 |
| #2164 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #57 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 51 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic moneybee | 49 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #69 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 47 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic peacannon | 35 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sauceror | 5 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #58 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 28 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2035 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 23 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #562 | untamable turtle | 4 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |