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| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #150 | Angelhair Culottes | 7 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #148 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 7 |
| #125 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 4 |
| #197 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 48 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #134 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #151 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 16 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #198 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #408 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 10 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #33 | Mer-kin thighguard | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #47 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 2 |
| #134 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 14 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #484 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 3 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #157 | adorable seal larva | 12 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #218 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #27 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #80 | bit of clingfilm | 37 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #363 | fuzzy busby | 7 |
| #185 | fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #233 | fuzzy earmuffs | 12 |
| #284 | fuzzy montera | 8 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #22 | hand-carved bow | 2 |
| #13 | hand-carved staff | 5 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #470 | hobo nickel | 519 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #247 | macaroni duck | 8 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #5 | porcelain porkpie | 3 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #38 | sealhide hood | 2 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #371 | spectre scepter | 84 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #400 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #570 | stainless steel suspenders | 7 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #6 | terra cotta truss | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #61 | toy sixgun | 2 |
| #712 | untamable turtle | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #11 | wrought-iron widget | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |