Museum :: ShinyPlatypus

ShinyPlatypus

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥇	2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
#1016	30669 scroll	1
#1223	33398 scroll	1
#933	334 scroll	1
#128	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
#262	64067 scroll	1
#394	668 scroll	1
#23	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#20	A Guide to Safari	1
#18	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	13
#93	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
#941	Amulet of Yendor	11
#114	Ancient Saucehelm	13
#98	Angelhair Culottes	9
#27	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
#633	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
🥇	BRICKO turtle	1,337
#228	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
#31	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	12
#15	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	197
#294	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	8
#80	Batfellow comic	1
#22	Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog	1
#49	Bettie page	1
#563	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
#138	Bjorn's Hammer	3
#17	Black and White Apron Enrollment Form	2
#335	Bling of the New Wave	4
#99	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#120	Booke of Vampyric Knowledge	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2262	Boss Bat britches	2
#82	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	7
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#104	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#54	Celsius 233	1
#6	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
#24	Charter: Nellyville	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#282	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#64	Colander of Em-er'il	17
🥇	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
#399	Cookbook of the Damned	1
#252	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#911	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	4
#30	Crimbo Credit	429
#64	Crimbonium fuel rod	42
#4	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
🥈	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
#4	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
#164	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
#206	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
#139	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	3
#757	Crimbuck	1,108
#1741	Crown of the Goblin King	11
#42	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
#150	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
#291	Disco 'Fro Pick	9
#180	Disco Banjo	3
#630	Dolphin King's crown	7
#332	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	11
#218	Drowsy Sword	89
#280	El Sombrero De Lopez	8
#5	Elder Turtle Shell	54
#654	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
#51	Ellsbury's journal	2
#16	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
#39	En Una Fila Tequila	2
#52	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	4
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#13	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
#89	Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form	1
#31	Galapagosian Cuisses	17
#12	Game Grid valued membership card	1
#34	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	17
#277	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
#1027	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
#82	Glenn's golden dice	1
#1011	Goodfella contract	1
#98	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	9
#108	Green Clover of Justice	15
#4	Guzzlr tattoo kit	1
#426	Heimandatz's heart	4
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#134	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#173	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#20	Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book!	1
#11	Horsery contract	1
#126	How to Avoid Scams	1
#277	Iron Beta of Industry	34
#258	Jocko Homo's head	7
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
🥇	KoL Con X Treasure Map	1
#74	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
#167	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	229
#330	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	4
#455	Lars the Cyberian	1
#228	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
#254	Lederhosen of the Night	5
#730	Let Me Be!	2
#213	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	111
#26	Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them	1
#10	Lump-Stacking for Beginners	1
#172	Mace of the Tortoise	3
#48	Manual of Lock Picking	1
#21	Manual of Numberology	1
#32	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
#12	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	2
🥉	Map to Kokomo	1
#30	Martialest Arts trophy	2
#154	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
#247	Misty Cape	5
#98	Misty Cloak	19
#91	Misty Robe	27
#231	Morbidda trading card	1
#69	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	2
#114	Mr. Screege's spectacles	3
#35	Ms. Accessory	1
#102	My First Art of War	5
#99	Newman's Own Trousers	9
#60	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	87
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#385	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#125	Orange Star of Sacrifice	16
#235	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
#84	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil	1
🥈	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
🥇	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
#85	Professor What T-Shirt	11
#232	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
#144	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
#27	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J.	1
#127	Red Balloon of Valor	2
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#142	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
#202	Scalp of Gorgolok	11
#23	School of Hard Knocks Diploma	2
#125	Science Notebook	1
#5	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	2
#975	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#57	Skully's hot chocolate	2
#50	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	11
#65	Spacegate Research	1
#19	Spelunker of Fortune	1
#7	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
#96	Spookyraven signet	9
#93	Tales of Spelunking	1
#4	Tales of Western Braggadoccio	1
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#600	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#5	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
#41	The Big Book of Every Skill	1
#513	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
#57	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
#45	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	1
#53	The Imploded World	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
#4	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)	1
#5	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
#8	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
🥈	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	2
🥉	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#44	The Legendary Beat	1
#121	The Mariachi's guitar case	12
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)	1
🥈	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)	1
🥇	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#4	The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#48	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells	1
#10	The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#30	The Spirit of Giving	1
🥈	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
#4	The Western Look	1
#24	They'll Love You In Rhinestones	1
#144	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	20
#61	Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model	1
#294	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	2
#426	Thwaitgold ant statuette	3
#268	Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette	1
#603	Thwaitgold bee statuette	4
#234	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	3
#190	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	5
#358	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#41	Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette	13
#115	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	7
#235	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	5
#310	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	2
#989	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	3
#199	Thwaitgold fairyfly statue	2
#151	Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette	1
#1406	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	2
#307	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	8
#96	Thwaitgold harvestman statuette	1
#51	Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette	6
#128	Thwaitgold listening bug statuette	2
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#49	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	6
#159	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	9
#86	Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette	3
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#104	Thwaitgold nit statuette	2
#74	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	16
#255	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	3
#161	Thwaitgold protozoa statuette	2
#119	Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette	12
#704	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	5
#174	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	7
#374	Thwaitgold slug statuette	11
#374	Thwaitgold spider statuette	8
#1948	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#1039	Thwaitgold termite statuette	2
#61	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	2
#321	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	2
#349	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	4
#39	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#936	Travels with Jerry	1
#10	Turtle Bowl	4
#22	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
#126	Unfortunato's foolscap	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#335	Volartta's bellbottoms	4
#41	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#416	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
#109	Zim Merman's guitar	7
#34	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	22
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#24	a little sump'm sump'm	333
#67	absentee voter ballot	1
#15	alien source code printout (used)	1
#43	ancient oil painting of yourself	6
#534	antique painting of a landscape	1
#573	antique pair of blue jeans	1
#930	antique record album	1
#588	antique souvenir drawing	1
#79	asbestos crossbow	9
🥇	asbestos helmet turtle	1,337
#188	asbestos staff	3
#150	asbestos sword	5
#53	aspirin	11
#1921	awful poetry journal	1
#375	badass belt	113
#1240	bag of airline peanuts	11
#421	baggie of powdered sugar	42
🥈	ballast turtle	159
#37	barskin tent	11
#32	bauxite bow-tie	11
#510	black candy heart	11
#193	black sheepskin diploma	1
#138	blank diary	1
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#27	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	11
#100	book of facts	1
#74	bottle of goofballs	246
🥈	bottlecap turtle	1,337
#129	box of sunshine	3,312
🥈	box turtle	977
#9	boxcar turtle	335
#1524	brick	11
#99	bugbear detector	1
#263	burnt flower	11
#29	calle de miel with a fly in it	11
#298	can of V-11	1
#5	cardboard box turtle	61
#636	cast	11
#196	cheap cigar butt	11
#112	cheap toaster	16
#74	cheer-o-gram	10
#86	chef-skull-in-the-box	2
#9	chintzy turtle brooch	894
🥈	chocolate turtle totem	1,337
#155	chrome crossbow	5
🥇	chrome helmet turtle	1,337
#283	chrome staff	2
#90	chrome sword	9
🥈	cigar box turtle	1,337
#1210	clown hammer	11
#76	compounded experience	2
🥉	control crystal	1
#160	crazy hobo notebook	1
#512	crystalline cheer	4
#94	cylindrical mold	36
#436	cymbal syrup	11
#996	defective skull	11
#87	delicious star salad	1
#1299	disturbing fanfic	11
#440	donated booze	5
#374	donated candy	12
#206	donated food	48
#813	drab sonata	1
#127	dropped scrap of paper	1
#870	drywall axe	11
🥇	dueling turtle	853
#39	duonoculars	15
#425	dwarvish magazine	1
#1419	easter egg balloon	17
#4	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
#38	exclusive club	1
#1196	explosion-flavored chewing gum	11
#1946	facsimile dictionary	1
#1290	fake fake vomit	11
#1131	fake hand	11
#4	fettucini épines Inconnu recipe	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#63	fumble formula	1
#242	funky dried mushroom	42
#1042	furry fur	11
🥈	furry green turtle	377
#65	fuzzy busby	42
#87	fuzzy earmuffs	34
#137	fuzzy montera	22
#79	gearbox necklace	9
#93	ghost of a necklace	71
#447	giant discarded bottlecap	11
#788	giant discarded plastic fork	11
#407	giant discarded torn-up glove	11
#690	giant pinky ring	21
#35	giant spider leg	11
🥈	giraffe-necked turtle	1,337
#283	gold wedding ring	25
#2538	golden ring	5
#60	government per-diem	1
#97	government requisition form	1
#104	grim fairy tale	1
#10	grinning turtle	42
#5	gummi turtle	1,337
#12	hand-carved bokken	8
#10	hand-carved bow	4
#38	hand-carved staff	2
#169	handful of confetti	179
#100	haunted bindle	6
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#455	heavy metal sonata	1
#6	hedgeturtle	1,337
#209	helmet recipe	1
🥇	helmet turtle	755,337
#75	in-the-box spring shoes	1
🥇	ingot turtle	195
#15	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	333
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
🥈	irradiated turtle	1,337
#1198	jazz soap	11
#1248	joybuzzer	11
#499	kickback cookbook	1
🥇	knobby helmet turtle	1,337
#456	leaflet	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#145	library card	4
#301	linoleum crossbow	2
🥇	linoleum helmet turtle	1,337
#178	linoleum staff	4
#133	linoleum sword	7
#141	little black book	1
#1942	loaded serum blowgun	1
#38	loadstone	60
#24	logging hatchet	12
#454	longhaired hippy wig	1
#329	love song of disturbing obsession	1
#289	love song of icy revenge	1
#340	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#324	love song of sugary cuteness	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#226	lucky rabbit's foot	26
#2078	mafia aria	1
#187	magic whistle	11
#1228	magical ice cube with a fly in it	11
#210	meatsmithing guide	1
🥈	meaty helmet turtle	1,337
#504	mind flayer corpse	11
🥉	mocking turtle	1,337
#460	mood ring	11
#292	mother's little helper	11
🥇	musk turtle	1,337
#69	mysterious silver lapel pin	23
#226	not-a-pipe	1
#628	obsidian dagger	29
#6	old sweatpants	7,373
#9	optimal spreadsheet	1
#435	orange peel hat	1
#1557	pack of KWE trading card	1
#598	pail	17
🥇	painted turtle	735
#598	pants of the Slug Lord	6
#469	pat-a-cake pendant	2
#1465	penguin thesaurus	1
#35	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	11
#1060	personalized birthday cake	1
#1079	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	11
#1237	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	11
#207	plastic ingot	22
#187	pork elf goodies sack	42
#168	pretty bouquet	11
#836	procrastination potion	11
🥈	programmable turtle	1,337
#226	raffle prize box	1
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#145	red book	1
#429	reodorant	11
#19	replica bat-oomerang	98
#1299	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
#23	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	11
#479	royal jelly	11
#64	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	55
#1292	rubber emo roe	11
#145	rusty chain necklace	24
🥈	samurai turtle	645
🥈	samurai turtle helmet	211
#29	savings bond	1
#184	sawblade shield	19
#40	scroll case	1
#102	scroll of Puddingskin	1
#1295	scroll of drastic healing	1
#6	sewer turtle	151
#1445	shiny ring	11
#64	shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog	1
🥉	skeletortoise	597
🥉	slap and slap again recipe	1
#36	slap and tickle with a fly in it	11
🥇	sleeping wereturtle	607
#132	smellbook	1
#1092	solid gold bowling ball	11
#5	soup turtle	116
#125	spark plug earring	7
#46	special edition Batfellow comic	1
#101	spice melange	2
🥉	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
#16	spiritual fruitcake	11
#185	spooky bicycle chain	11
#194	spooky cosmetics bag	11
#1479	spooky hockey mask	1
#168	spork	11
#993	stainless steel scarf	3
#2245	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#60	stainless steel skullcap	19
#2247	stainless steel slacks	1
#1709	stainless steel suspenders	1
#131	standards and practices guide	2
#919	star chart	1
#34	status cymbal	1
#4	syncopated turtle	76
#255	tattered paper crown	3
#48	teeny-tiny magic scroll	11
#965	ten-leaf clover	3
#101	the Crymbich Manuscript	1
#4	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
#70	tie-dyed fannypack	6
🥇	time sleigh	1
#938	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
#954	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
#617	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	3
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#613	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	3
#600	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
#632	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
#612	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	3
#510	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	4
#613	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
#290	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	6
#743	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	2
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#731	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	2
#749	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	2
#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#592	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
#586	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#550	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
#948	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
#507	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
#580	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#940	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
#304	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#1355	tiny house	11
#228	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	3
#3987	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
#21	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	3
#1417	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
#3930	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#3115	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
#1155	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
#1159	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#3176	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
#127	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	3
#95	tiny plastic Big Candy	3
#3935	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
#3176	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
#3077	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
#795	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
#149	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	3
#25	tiny plastic Café Elf	3
#81	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#1327	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
#16	tiny plastic Cheer Core	3
#8188	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
#79	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	4
#1155	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
#207	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	3
#13	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	4
#16	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	4
#2039	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
#2306	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	3
#1224	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	3
#33	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimbomega	3
#178	tiny plastic Crimbomination	3
#34	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	3
#36	tiny plastic Crimbot	3
#523	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	3
#15	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	3
#213	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	3
#79	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
#814	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
#1326	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
#3121	tiny plastic Felonia	1
#103	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	3
#3829	tiny plastic G Imp	1
#49	tiny plastic GORM-8	4
#35	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	3
#787	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
#3953	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
#3872	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#1355	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
#3908	tiny plastic Hellion	1
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#467	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	2
#48	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	4
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3958	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#3873	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#3893	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
#32	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	3
#29	tiny plastic Krampus	3
#777	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
#95	tiny plastic MechaElf	3
#15	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	3
#12	tiny plastic Mirth	4
#369	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	3
#153	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	3
#1318	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
#2762	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#12	tiny plastic Penny	5
#73	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#3871	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
#1138	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
#771	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
#34	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	3
#1339	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
#521	tiny plastic Scream Queen	3
#3904	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
#2744	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	2
#34	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	3
#2055	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
#3064	tiny plastic The Man	1
#27	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	3
#50	tiny plastic Toybot	4
#3925	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
#956	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	4
#103	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	3
#1121	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
#3855	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#31	tiny plastic Your Brain	3
#114	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	3
#4541	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
#39	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	3
#608	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	3
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#8209	tiny plastic angry goat	1
#1374	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
#32	tiny plastic angry vikings	3
#2811	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
#102	tiny plastic animelf	3
#3973	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
#3978	tiny plastic astronomer	1
#8248	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
#30	tiny plastic bad vibe	3
#8123	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
#1358	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
#3963	tiny plastic beanbat	1
#1360	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
#1366	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
#1348	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
#4475	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
#1354	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
#1327	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
#8172	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
#3923	tiny plastic blooper	1
#1480	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
#3905	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
#1342	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
#1343	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
#13	tiny plastic caboose	3
#1357	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
#17	tiny plastic chem lab	3
#334	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#12	tiny plastic coal car	3
#8092	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
#8217	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
#102	tiny plastic colollilossus	3
#3174	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#3911	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
#3935	tiny plastic demoninja	1
#11	tiny plastic dining car	3
#4495	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
#21	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	3
#3875	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#35	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	3
#354	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
#152	tiny plastic fax machine	3
#3844	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
#3909	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
#1129	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#3920	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
#16	tiny plastic food lab	3
#3922	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
#8149	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
#8183	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
#8090	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
#3901	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
#637	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
#239	tiny plastic golden gundam	4
#3859	tiny plastic goth giant	1
#8055	tiny plastic grue	1
#3893	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
#4597	tiny plastic hermit	1
#146	tiny plastic hobo elf	3
#8124	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
#1340	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
#8066	tiny plastic killer bee	1
#3891	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
#6182	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
#3836	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
#13	tiny plastic locomotive	3
#26	tiny plastic mime executive	3
#26	tiny plastic mime functionary	3
#27	tiny plastic mime scientist	3
#28	tiny plastic mime soldier	3
#1341	tiny plastic moneybee	1
#8108	tiny plastic mosquito	1
#13	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	4
#1337	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
#368	tiny plastic mutant elf	3
#3995	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#20	tiny plastic nog lab	3
#28	tiny plastic orphan	3
#12	tiny plastic passenger car	3
#4344	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
#1137	tiny plastic peacannon	1
#17	tiny plastic primary lab	3
#24	tiny plastic reindeer	3
#8098	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
#4464	tiny plastic sauceror	1
#3891	tiny plastic scary clown	1
#21	tiny plastic sea elf	3
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#37	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	3
#3849	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
#508	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	3
#3951	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
#1125	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
#3837	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
#8222	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
#3935	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#6129	tiny plastic stab bat	2
#6166	tiny plastic star starfish	2
#201	tiny plastic stocking mimic	3
#319	tiny plastic strand of DNA	3
#2292	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	3
#3861	tiny plastic taco cat	1
#101	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	3
#1119	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#115	tiny plastic trollipop	3
#1830	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#52	tiny plastic warbear	4
#45	tiny plastic warbear fortress	4
#3872	tiny plastic warwelf	1
#3849	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
#18	tiny plastic wild beaver	3
#19	tiny plastic yuleviathan	3
#3847	tiny plastic zmobie	1
#745	toast	1,011
#35	training scroll: Shattering Punch	1
#37	transmission from planet Xi	3
#165	tube sock	3
🥉	turtle mud	1,337
#61	turtle totem	1,337
#9	turtle voicebox	1,337
🥉	turtle-shaped rock	1,337
#380	twinkly wad	333
#23	untamable turtle	28
#40	vampyric cloake pattern	1
#1821	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#169	very overdue library book	2
#402	vorpal blade	11
#25	voter registration form	1
#82	wand of pigification	11
#4	warbear empathy chip (used)	2
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#1285	whoopie cushion	11
#131	woven baling wire bracelets	7
#589	wreath of laurels	1
#136	wrench bracelet	26
#927	x-ray specs	11
#1348	yellow snowcone	11

Wow, that's 807,830 items total!

what items are this player missing?