| 🥇 | 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1225 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #934 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #17 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 13 |
| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #940 | Amulet of Yendor | 11 |
| #111 | Ancient Saucehelm | 13 |
| #97 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO turtle | 1,337 |
| #226 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 5 |
| #30 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 12 |
| #15 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 197 |
| #292 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 8 |
| #78 | Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #20 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 1 |
| #48 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #136 | Bjorn's Hammer | 3 |
| #26 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #333 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #99 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 5 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #118 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #1676 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #82 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 7 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #22 | Charter: Nellyville | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #71 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 11 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2405 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #61 | Colander of Em-er'il | 17 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #251 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #30 | Crimbo Credit | 429 |
| #64 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 42 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 2 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #757 | Crimbuck | 1,108 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #42 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 4 |
| #149 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 4 |
| #290 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #331 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 11 |
| #216 | Drowsy Sword | 89 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #5 | Elder Turtle Shell | 54 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #52 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 4 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #92 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #31 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 17 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #34 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 17 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #97 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 9 |
| #106 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
| #4 | Guzzlr tattoo kit | 1 |
| #423 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #124 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #167 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #20 | Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! | 1 |
| #12 | Horsery contract | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #276 | Iron Beta of Industry | 34 |
| #254 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con X Treasure Map | 1 |
| #72 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 11 |
| #164 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 229 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #225 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #213 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 111 |
| #24 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 1 |
| #10 | Lump-Stacking for Beginners | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| #27 | Manual of Secret Door Detection | 1 |
| #12 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 2 |
| 🥉 | Map to Kokomo | 1 |
| #30 | Martialest Arts trophy | 2 |
| #154 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 2 |
| #243 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #97 | Misty Cloak | 19 |
| #91 | Misty Robe | 27 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #115 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 3 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #100 | My First Art of War | 5 |
| #98 | Newman's Own Trousers | 9 |
| #58 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 87 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #365 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #384 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #322 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #311 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #314 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #120 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 16 |
| #234 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 4 |
| #81 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #83 | Professor What T-Shirt | 11 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #20 | Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. | 1 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
| #24 | School of Hard Knocks Diploma | 2 |
| #125 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #5 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #48 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 11 |
| #64 | Spacegate Research | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #99 | Spookyraven signet | 9 |
| #89 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Western Braggadoccio | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #511 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #54 | The Imploded World | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #966 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 13 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1397 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 6 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #153 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 9 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 16 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #109 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #694 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 5 |
| #173 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 7 |
| #353 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #374 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 8 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #347 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #9 | Turtle Bowl | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #112 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #332 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #39 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #112 | Yakisoba's hat | 10 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #108 | Zim Merman's guitar | 7 |
| #34 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 22 |
| #23 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #24 | a little sump'm sump'm | 333 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #42 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 6 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #569 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #926 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #79 | asbestos crossbow | 9 |
| 🥇 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #150 | asbestos sword | 5 |
| #51 | aspirin | 11 |
| #1925 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #370 | badass belt | 113 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #421 | baggie of powdered sugar | 42 |
| 🥈 | ballast turtle | 159 |
| #36 | barskin tent | 11 |
| #31 | bauxite bow-tie | 11 |
| #508 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #192 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #106 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #24 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 11 |
| #100 | book of facts | 1 |
| #71 | bottle of goofballs | 246 |
| 🥈 | bottlecap turtle | 1,337 |
| #127 | box of sunshine | 3,312 |
| 🥈 | box turtle | 977 |
| #8 | boxcar turtle | 335 |
| #1523 | brick | 11 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #264 | burnt flower | 11 |
| #29 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 11 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #5 | cardboard box turtle | 61 |
| #639 | cast | 11 |
| #196 | cheap cigar butt | 11 |
| #111 | cheap toaster | 16 |
| #72 | cheer-o-gram | 10 |
| #86 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 2 |
| #9 | chintzy turtle brooch | 894 |
| 🥈 | chocolate turtle totem | 1,337 |
| #155 | chrome crossbow | 5 |
| 🥇 | chrome helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #90 | chrome sword | 9 |
| 🥈 | cigar box turtle | 1,337 |
| #1210 | clown hammer | 11 |
| #73 | compounded experience | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #159 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #94 | cylindrical mold | 36 |
| #436 | cymbal syrup | 11 |
| #997 | defective skull | 11 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #1297 | disturbing fanfic | 11 |
| #426 | donated booze | 5 |
| #363 | donated candy | 12 |
| #201 | donated food | 48 |
| #815 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #124 | dropped scrap of paper | 1 |
| #869 | drywall axe | 11 |
| 🥇 | dueling turtle | 853 |
| #39 | duonoculars | 15 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1417 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #1198 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #1941 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1292 | fake fake vomit | 11 |
| #1131 | fake hand | 11 |
| #4 | fettucini épines Inconnu recipe | 1 |
| #80 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #62 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #241 | funky dried mushroom | 42 |
| #1044 | furry fur | 11 |
| 🥈 | furry green turtle | 377 |
| #62 | fuzzy busby | 42 |
| #89 | fuzzy earmuffs | 34 |
| #136 | fuzzy montera | 22 |
| #79 | gearbox necklace | 9 |
| #92 | ghost of a necklace | 71 |
| #444 | giant discarded bottlecap | 11 |
| #787 | giant discarded plastic fork | 11 |
| #406 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #689 | giant pinky ring | 21 |
| #35 | giant spider leg | 11 |
| 🥈 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1,337 |
| #277 | gold wedding ring | 25 |
| #2540 | golden ring | 5 |
| #55 | government per-diem | 1 |
| #96 | government requisition form | 1 |
| #102 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #10 | grinning turtle | 42 |
| #5 | gummi turtle | 1,337 |
| #12 | hand-carved bokken | 8 |
| #10 | hand-carved bow | 4 |
| #37 | hand-carved staff | 2 |
| #161 | handful of confetti | 179 |
| #101 | haunted bindle | 6 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #6 | hedgeturtle | 1,337 |
| #208 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | helmet turtle | 755,337 |
| #71 | in-the-box spring shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | ingot turtle | 195 |
| #15 | insanely spicy jumping bean burrito | 333 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | irradiated turtle | 1,337 |
| #1198 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #1249 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | knobby helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #454 | leaflet | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #144 | library card | 4 |
| #301 | linoleum crossbow | 2 |
| 🥇 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #178 | linoleum staff | 4 |
| #133 | linoleum sword | 7 |
| #140 | little black book | 1 |
| #1941 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #37 | loadstone | 60 |
| #24 | logging hatchet | 12 |
| #453 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #225 | lucky rabbit's foot | 26 |
| #2079 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #186 | magic whistle | 11 |
| #1228 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 11 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| 🥈 | meaty helmet turtle | 1,337 |
| #503 | mind flayer corpse | 11 |
| 🥉 | mocking turtle | 1,337 |
| #462 | mood ring | 11 |
| #290 | mother's little helper | 11 |
| 🥇 | musk turtle | 1,337 |
| #69 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 23 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #627 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #6 | old sweatpants | 7,373 |
| #8 | optimal spreadsheet | 1 |
| #432 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #595 | pail | 17 |
| 🥇 | painted turtle | 735 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #35 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1081 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1239 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 11 |
| #207 | plastic ingot | 22 |
| #186 | pork elf goodies sack | 42 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #834 | procrastination potion | 11 |
| 🥇 | programmable turtle | 1,337 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #143 | red book | 1 |
| #429 | reodorant | 11 |
| #19 | replica bat-oomerang | 98 |
| #1296 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #23 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 11 |
| #479 | royal jelly | 11 |
| #64 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 55 |
| #1290 | rubber emo roe | 11 |
| #145 | rusty chain necklace | 24 |
| 🥈 | samurai turtle | 645 |
| 🥈 | samurai turtle helmet | 211 |
| #28 | savings bond | 1 |
| #186 | sawblade shield | 19 |
| #39 | scroll case | 1 |
| #103 | scroll of Puddingskin | 1 |
| #1296 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #6 | sewer turtle | 151 |
| #1443 | shiny ring | 11 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| 🥉 | skeletortoise | 597 |
| 🥉 | slap and slap again recipe | 1 |
| #36 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 11 |
| 🥇 | sleeping wereturtle | 607 |
| #132 | smellbook | 1 |
| #1091 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #5 | soup turtle | 116 |
| #125 | spark plug earring | 7 |
| #44 | special edition Batfellow comic | 1 |
| #98 | spice melange | 2 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #17 | spiritual fruitcake | 11 |
| #185 | spooky bicycle chain | 11 |
| #194 | spooky cosmetics bag | 11 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #168 | spork | 11 |
| #992 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2239 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #59 | stainless steel skullcap | 19 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #133 | standards and practices guide | 2 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #4 | syncopated turtle | 76 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #48 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 11 |
| #963 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #72 | tie-dyed fannypack | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #608 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 3 |
| #597 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #626 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #507 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #609 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 6 |
| #737 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #320 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #724 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #560 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #582 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #378 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #921 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #547 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #577 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny house | 11 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 3 |
| #1408 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3169 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 3 |
| #94 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 3 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
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