| #30 | 4-dimensional fez | 9 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #33 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 8 |
| #76 | Ancient Protector Soda | 9 |
| #347 | Argarggagarg's fang | 5 |
| #268 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #127 | BOOterfinger | 1 |
| #83 | Big Punk | 3 |
| #48 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #36 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #39 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #254 | Blood Light | 16 |
| #173 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #472 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #372 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #96 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 2 |
| #108 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 2 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1033 | CRIMBCO mug | 8 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #144 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #344 | Corpse Island iced tea | 15 |
| #736 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #54 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 43 |
| #233 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #207 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 15 |
| #187 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 8 |
| #74 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 8 |
| #47 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 13 |
| #94 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 5 |
| #143 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 3 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #100 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 5 |
| #192 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 2 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 4 |
| #55 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 12 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 11 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 5 |
| #196 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 16 |
| #159 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 9 |
| #103 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 4 |
| #61 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 9 |
| #268 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 9 |
| #116 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 4 |
| #50 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 12 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 12 |
| #238 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 11 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #209 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 14 |
| #152 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1057 | Crimbuck | 559 |
| #104 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 2 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #271 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #63 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 2 |
| #51 | Ellsbury's journal | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #259 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #195 | FDKOL commendation | 3,358 |
| #307 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #54 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 98 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #107 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 2 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #119 | Go-Wassail | 171 |
| #14 | Golden Kokomo Resort Chip | 1 |
| #52 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #41 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #40 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #221 | Green Clover of Justice | 9 |
| #184 | Heimandatz's heart | 8 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #33 | Inner Strength | 6 |
| #236 | Inner Truth | 2 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #183 | Iron Beta of Industry | 54 |
| #180 | Jocko Homo's head | 9 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #34 | LOLmec statuette | 2 |
| #39 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 108 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayoâ„¢ mayo | 5 |
| #792 | Microplushie: Bropane | 4 |
| #702 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #569 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #775 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #866 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #695 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
| #721 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #774 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 4 |
| #65 | Moonds | 4 |
| #200 | New Zealand iced tea | 45 |
| #28 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 129 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #67 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 25 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #32 | Outer Wolfâ„¢ cologne | 5 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #46 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 18 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #31 | Red Balloon of Valor | 6 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #47 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 98 |
| #138 | Safari Jack's moustache | 9 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #337 | Silver Bullet beer | 6 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #56 | Sogg-Os | 8 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #62 | Stephen's secret formula | 3 |
| #223 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 65 |
| #416 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 28 |
| #145 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 2 |
| #321 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 44 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #93 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #201 | The Cooler Out of Space | 15 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #267 | The Joy of Wassailing | 13 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #14 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 5 |
| #11 | The Legendary Beat | 4 |
| #213 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #30 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 9 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 9 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 5 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 6 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #180 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 8 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #808 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #199 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1030 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #395 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 7 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #47 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #794 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 10 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #22 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #444 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #588 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 38 |
| #345 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 9 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #765 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 4 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #50 | Wet Russian | 7 |
| #269 | Wolfman Nardz | 5 |
| #191 | Workytime Tea | 11 |
| #165 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #69 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 29 |
| #20 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 29 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #262 | alien drugs | 2 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #273 | ammonite fossil | 18 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #139 | angst burger | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #215 | bag of bones | 7 |
| #1159 | ball | 4 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #205 | banana peel | 26 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #277 | bananagate | 25 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #56 | banjo kazoo mount | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #183 | bark rootbeer | 5 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #233 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #392 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #337 | bindlestocking | 8 |
| #72 | birdbone corset | 5 |
| #291 | bite-me-red lipstick | 60 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #55 | blob of Alphredoâ„¢ | 9 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #72 | blue grass | 25 |
| #53 | blue money bag | 6 |
| #57 | boiling seal blood | 13 |
| #36 | bone and arrows | 1 |
| #157 | bone aperitif | 3 |
| #565 | bone chips | 17 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #430 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #666 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #53 | bonerang | 1 |
| #58 | boning knife | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #58 | bottled day | 4 |
| #170 | boulder | 13 |
| #35 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 3 |
| #18 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #44 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #173 | bread line | 5 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #37 | bronze handcuffs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #464 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #463 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #412 | can of Binarrrca | 23 |
| #1102 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #595 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 15 |
| #96 | can-you-dig-it? | 2 |
| #301 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #65 | candied nuts | 13 |
| #511 | candied yams | 18 |
| #1018 | candy cane | 34 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #49 | candy skeleton | 40 |
| #1094 | candy stake | 6 |
| #128 | chakra sludge | 10 |
| #230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #478 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 2 |
| #163 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #187 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 10 |
| #101 | communal gobstopper | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #74 | cookie cookie | 6 |
| #289 | corpse on the beach | 17 |
| #287 | corpsedriver | 17 |
| #300 | corpsetini | 17 |
| #388 | corrupted data | 29 |
| #486 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1520 | delicious salad | 4 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #235 | dire fudgesicle | 6 |
| #117 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 11 |
| #89 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 15 |
| #78 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 18 |
| #93 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 16 |
| #91 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 15 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 17 |
| #88 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 16 |
| #98 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 14 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 20 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 14 |
| #103 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 12 |
| #103 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 12 |
| #108 | discocktail | 62 |
| #44 | dumb mud | 9 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #5 | elevent | 1 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #970 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #126 | fat bottom quark | 17 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #46 | filet of The Fish | 4 |
| #173 | flask flops | 1 |
| #71 | flask of tainted mining oil | 187 |
| #29 | flyest of shirts | 3 |
| #40 | foetid seal tear | 74 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #84 | fossilized baboon skull | 9 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #74 | fossilized demon skull | 8 |
| #82 | fossilized limb | 143 |
| #142 | fossilized serpent skull | 6 |
| #96 | fossilized spider skull | 6 |
| #62 | fossilized spike | 78 |
| #84 | fossilized spine | 25 |
| #129 | fossilized torso | 50 |
| #142 | fossilized wing | 31 |
| #103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
| #59 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 8 |
| #326 | friendly cheez blob | 7 |
| #493 | frigid fudgepuck | 4 |
| #1329 | fruitcake | 11 |
| #50 | fudge bunny | 13 |
| #666 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #270 | fudgecule | 8,355 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #63 | fumble formula | 1 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #244 | ghostly body paint | 20 |
| #150 | gift-a-pult | 3 |
| #1331 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #131 | glass of bourbon | 3 |
| #35 | glass of herbal tequila | 78 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #76 | goblin water | 9 |
| #76 | golden gum | 3 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #17 | government | 19 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #148 | grass clippings | 6 |
| #115 | green eggnog | 1 |
| #96 | green gummi ingot | 330 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #53 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #102 | hair of the calf | 2 |
| #149 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #346 | heart of the volcano | 21 |
| #234 | hemp candy necklace | 4 |
| #51 | hep waders | 6 |
| #588 | herbal stuffing | 13 |
| #1255 | herringcello | 15 |
| #394 | hideous egg | 6 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #454 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #2794 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #121 | jerky coins | 184 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #243 | kumquartz | 28 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #34 | law-abiding citizen cane | 16 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #30 | legitimate business on the beach | 160 |
| #92 | lewd playing card | 24 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #545 | licorice root | 3 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #75 | liquid ice | 9 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #41 | lollipop cufflinks | 2 |
| #21 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 2 |
| #311 | macaroni duck | 7 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #692 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #1345 | monomolecular yo-yo | 8 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #240 | multi-level marzipan | 1 |
| #830 | mummy costume | 4 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #348 | necrotizing body spray | 20 |
| #220 | negative lump | 100 |
| #98 | non-aged vinegar | 37 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #103 | pack of pogs | 175 |
| #160 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #157 | pair of government shades | 2 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #785 | paperclip | 16 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #327 | pearidot | 20 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #30 | pixel cross | 41 |
| #30 | pixel holy water | 45 |
| #32 | pixel morning star | 2 |
| #19 | pixel orb | 4 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #61 | pixel whip | 1 |
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| #66 | pixellated moneybag | 36 |
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| #13 | pork elf goodies sack | 329 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #321 | press-on ribs | 21 |
| #97 | protein paste | 3 |
| #949 | pumpkinhead mask | 3 |
| #5 | puzzling ribbon | 2 |
| #241 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #166 | raisin | 3 |
| #1004 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #59 | really dense meat stack | 62 |
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| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
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| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
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| #49 | red money bag | 30 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
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| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #80 | secret from the future | 2 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #40 | shot of mescal | 74 |
| #28 | silver keg | 2 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #253 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #203 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 9 |
| #359 | sleeping stocking | 8 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #86 | solid gold bowling ball | 186 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #116 | soyburger juice | 2 |
| #70 | space jam toast | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| #90 | spirit gum | 55 |
| #57 | spiritual candy cane | 4 |
| #60 | spiritual eggnog | 4 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1126 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #873 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #147 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 3 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #144 | still-beating spleen | 4 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #271 | strawberyl | 26 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #393 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #113 | sun-dried tofu | 2 |
| #30 | super-absorbent tarp | 5 |
| #401 | superheated fudge | 8 |
| #630 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #124 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 4 |
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| #186 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 8 |
| #261 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 7 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #248 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 7 |
| #215 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #71 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #92 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 11 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #67 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 3 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #89 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 12 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #240 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 7 |
| #129 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 10 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #34 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 7 |
| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #59 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 15 |
| #124 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 10 |
| #113 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 4 |
| #389 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 6 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #53 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 2 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 27 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 14 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 25 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #118 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 18 |
| #157 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 14 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 18 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #162 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 38 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 15 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 14 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #95 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 36 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #285 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 50 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 11 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #157 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 51 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 32 |
| #420 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 8 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 4 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 27 |
| #219 | tiny plastic Felonia | 18 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic G Imp | 30 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #156 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 39 |
| #228 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 27 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 42 |
| #197 | tiny plastic Hellion | 30 |
| #211 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 29 |
| #103 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 8 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 14 |
| #195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 31 |
| #269 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 23 |
| #255 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 25 |
| #364 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 18 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 11 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 30 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 17 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #181 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 34 |
| #402 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 6 |
| #114 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 9 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #159 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 24 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #326 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 19 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 19 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #248 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 16 |
| #243 | tiny plastic The Man | 16 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 20 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 22 |
| #187 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 33 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #325 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 12 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 33 |
| #296 | tiny plastic angry goat | 50 |
| #184 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 23 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #247 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 24 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 36 |
| #223 | tiny plastic astronomer | 28 |
| #310 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 47 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #292 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 50 |
| #119 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 30 |
| #235 | tiny plastic beanbat | 27 |
| #112 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 33 |
| #139 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 28 |
| #104 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 34 |
| #313 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #79 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 44 |
| #152 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 26 |
| #355 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 41 |
| #385 | tiny plastic blooper | 17 |
| #226 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 28 |
| #335 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 19 |
| #164 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 26 |
| #117 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 31 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 26 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #296 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 50 |
| #263 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 52 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #154 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 24 |
| #274 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 23 |
| #241 | tiny plastic demoninja | 25 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 8 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 26 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #184 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 32 |
| #206 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 30 |
| #116 | tiny plastic fire servant | 18 |
| #265 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 24 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #228 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 27 |
| #325 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 44 |
| #285 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 49 |
| #274 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 52 |
| #225 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 28 |
| #53 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 618 |
| #269 | tiny plastic goth giant | 23 |
| #467 | tiny plastic grue | 34 |
| #178 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 34 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 46 |
| #126 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 30 |
| #385 | tiny plastic killer bee | 40 |
| #249 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 25 |
| #311 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 47 |
| #310 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 48 |
| #391 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 17 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #123 | tiny plastic moneybee | 31 |
| #296 | tiny plastic mosquito | 50 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #115 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 32 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #222 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 29 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #210 | tiny plastic peacannon | 11 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #328 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 47 |
| #327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 12 |
| #194 | tiny plastic scary clown | 33 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 9 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #180 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 34 |
| #180 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 34 |
| #71 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 24 |
| #212 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 28 |
| #279 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 52 |
| #344 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 19 |
| #375 | tiny plastic stab bat | 41 |
| #332 | tiny plastic star starfish | 45 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #208 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 40 |
| #210 | tiny plastic taco cat | 29 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #141 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 15 |
| #171 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 32 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 18 |
| #215 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 29 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #204 | tiny plastic warwelf | 29 |
| #159 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 37 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic zmobie | 20 |
| #58 | toe jam toast | 1 |
| #661 | tofurkey gravy | 13 |
| #645 | tofurkey leg | 13 |
| #160 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #289 | tourmalime | 24 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #60 | traffic jam toast | 1 |
| #39 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #258 | trilobite fossil | 18 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| #256 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #312 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #10 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #234 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 5 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #156 | whisker pencil | 59 |
| #41 | whiskey in a broken glass | 75 |
| #45 | white money bag | 12 |
| #46 | witch's brew | 2 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #67 | yam candy | 4 |
| #96 | yellow gummi ingot | 330 |
| #1512 | yo-yo | 7 |