| #4 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 2 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 2 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 50 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #102 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 50 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 37 |
| #159 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 9 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #114 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 43 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 12 |
| #98 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 51 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 8 |
| #108 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 43 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #861 | Crimbuck | 899 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | How to Tolerate Jerks | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #493 | Microplushie: Bropane | 17 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #451 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #669 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #653 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 10 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #585 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 6 |
| #640 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 11 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #584 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 10 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #196 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 10 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #232 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 9 |
| #199 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 10 |
| #174 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 11 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 5 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 8 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of Dread | 2 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 2 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 2 |
| 🥇 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 3 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 15 |
| #125 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 6 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 10 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 14 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 292 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 2 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #5 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 2 |
| #260 | adorable seal larva | 9 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #662 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #204 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #18 | impure gasoline | 178 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #202 | macaroni duck | 9 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. | 1 |
| #103 | robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. | 1 |
| #105 | robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. | 1 |
| #98 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. | 1 |
| #130 | robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. | 1 |
| #114 | robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. | 1 |
| #119 | robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. | 2 |
| #102 | robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. | 1 |
| #106 | robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #187 | stray chihuahua | 13 |
| #91 | sugar shield | 9 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #353 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 9 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #781 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 22 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #400 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 24 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 19 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 7 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 2 |
| #651 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #446 | tiny plastic G Imp | 15 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 3 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 14 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Hellion | 14 |
| #296 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 22 |
| #462 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #498 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 14 |
| #588 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 12 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #642 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 11 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #452 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 15 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #414 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 16 |
| #494 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 14 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #611 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 12 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #667 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #66 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 2 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic astronomer | 6 |
| #549 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #289 | tiny plastic beanbat | 22 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #655 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 11 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 21 |
| #553 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 29 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #592 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 12 |
| #735 | tiny plastic demoninja | 10 |
| #350 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 12 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #59 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #506 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 14 |
| #655 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 11 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 17 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #710 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #715 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 24 |
| #533 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 13 |
| #463 | tiny plastic goth giant | 15 |
| #586 | tiny plastic grue | 28 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #553 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #326 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 20 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #795 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #516 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 13 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #462 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 16 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #786 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 22 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #560 | tiny plastic scary clown | 13 |
| #343 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #921 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 8 |
| #429 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 16 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #534 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 13 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #609 | tiny plastic stab bat | 28 |
| #630 | tiny plastic star starfish | 26 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #436 | tiny plastic taco cat | 16 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #646 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 11 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic warwelf | 20 |
| #529 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 13 |
| #724 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #253 | untamable turtle | 8 |
| #209 | unusual disco ball | 10 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |