| #124 | "caramel" orange | 16 |
| #127 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 3 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #101 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 4 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #419 | BURT | 43 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #1170 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #85 | Bling of the New Wave | 10 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #300 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 6 |
| #48 | Bonerdagon necklace | 117 |
| #39 | Boss Bat bling | 69 |
| #370 | Boss Bat britches | 38 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #658 | CRIMBCO mug | 16 |
| #516 | CRIMBCO wine | 15 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #39 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #86 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 56 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #53 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 41 |
| #146 | Crimbo Credit | 85 |
| #168 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 11 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #159 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 12 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #278 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 8 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #112 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 4 |
| #48 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 38 |
| #70 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 29 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #143 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 15 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #342 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #328 | Iron Beta of Industry | 26 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #105 | Jocko Homo's head | 12 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #255 | Lederhosen of the Night | 5 |
| #127 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 1 |
| #164 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 137 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #45 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 8 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #41 | Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince | 2 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #471 | Microplushie: Bropane | 19 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #564 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 5 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 9 |
| #438 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 22 |
| #251 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 5 |
| #479 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 22 |
| #612 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #463 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
| #35 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #250 | Nightstalker perfume | 9 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #120 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 16 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #16 | Pener's drumstick | 6 |
| #13 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 37 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #18 | Red Roger's red left foot | 4 |
| #14 | Red Roger's red left hand | 7 |
| #23 | Red Roger's red right foot | 2 |
| #25 | Red Roger's red right hand | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #40 | Staff of the Soupbone | 5 |
| #355 | Steal This Candy | 5 |
| #48 | Stephen's lab coat | 5 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #34 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 3 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 2 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #210 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 9 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 3 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 4 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 4 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #17 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 9 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #174 | Workytime Tea | 12 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #365 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #7 | adobe arsecover | 1 |
| #5 | adobe ayam | 2 |
| #9 | adobe brittle | 3 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #41 | anger blaster | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #270 | badass belt | 137 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #31 | body spradium | 30 |
| #548 | bone chips | 19 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of goofballs | 73 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #36 | bugbear detector | 3 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #306 | bunny liver | 22 |
| #741 | burst hellseal brain | 2 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #220 | carob chunk noodles | 9 |
| #41 | catfish whiskers | 25 |
| #167 | chainsaw chain | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #276 | chocomotive | 2 |
| #161 | chorizo brownies | 13 |
| #106 | chrome sword hilt | 2 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #118 | clear Russian | 3 |
| #413 | corrupted data | 25 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #239 | crappy brain | 3 |
| #65 | creepy voodoo doll | 3 |
| #35 | crude voodoo doll | 24 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #99 | depleted Crimbonium football helmet | 4 |
| #449 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #37 | double-ice box | 2 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #42 | doubt cannon | 2 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1297 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #95 | electric pants | 3 |
| #274 | electrical thingamabob | 18 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #98 | ert grey goo ring | 8 |
| #77 | executive mime flask | 16 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #179 | extremely skinny jeans | 5 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #42 | fear condenser | 2 |
| #163 | festive sausage | 17 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #168 | fire | 35 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #9 | flagstone fez | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flag | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone flail | 1 |
| #5 | flagstone fleece | 1 |
| #7 | flagstone flip-flops | 1 |
| #6 | flagstone fringe | 1 |
| #244 | flask of tainted mining oil | 10 |
| #94 | fleshy putty | 15 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #73 | foie gras | 34 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #256 | freightcake | 3 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine garibaldi | 3 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| 🥉 | gabardine girdle | 3 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #123 | gamma nog | 6 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #90 | genie's scimitar | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #141 | ghost trap | 11 |
| #347 | ghostly body paint | 10 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #41 | glass of baboon milk | 88 |
| #134 | golden fleece | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #188 | gooified animal matter | 10 |
| #270 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #154 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #72 | gunpowder burrito | 1 |
| #755 | handful of confetti | 55 |
| #267 | handful of honey | 16 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #205 | high-energy mining laser | 4 |
| #26 | hippopotamus kilt | 6 |
| #129 | holiday cheese log | 19 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #69 | incense bath ball | 14 |
| #88 | ironic jogging shorts | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #636 | jerky coins | 22 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #48 | little deuce cape | 2 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #357 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #184 | magical pony: Pearjack | 10 |
| #314 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 5 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #354 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 4 |
| #393 | magical pony: Uniquity | 3 |
| #48 | makeshift cape | 8 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #392 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #7 | mercenary rifle | 1 |
| #26 | mime army camouflage kit | 6 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #42 | mime army superserum | 4 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | mime pocket probe | 3 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | miming beret | 3 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #322 | motivational poster | 13 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #313 | necrotizing body spray | 25 |
| #122 | nega-mushroom | 15 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #368 | nugget of Crimbonium | 2 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #191 | obsidian dagger | 67 |
| #150 | ojo de pez burrito | 2 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #386 | old sweatpants | 190 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #8 | paraffin pith helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #358 | peppermint tailings | 8 |
| #104 | peppermint-scented socks | 3 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #62 | pickelhaube | 5 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #64 | pig-iron shinguards | 3 |
| #57 | pile of useless robot parts | 21 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #226 | plain candy cane | 2 |
| #127 | plastic ingot | 103 |
| #355 | plastic passion fruit | 4 |
| #13 | plastic spider ring | 2 |
| #248 | pog #01 (spider) | 4 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #171 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 6 |
| #178 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 6 |
| #204 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 5 |
| #116 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 9 |
| #208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #226 | pog #09 (pirate) | 5 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #98 | poisonous caviar | 8 |
| #120 | poisonsettia | 10 |
| #143 | poppy | 2 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #599 | powdered candy sushi set | 3 |
| #273 | press-on ribs | 28 |
| #1097 | pretty flower | 14 |
| #90 | projectile chemistry set | 17 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #40 | regret hose | 2 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #215 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #80 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 10 |
| #232 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #215 | salty slug | 8 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #94 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #99 | self-repairing earmuffs | 3 |
| #195 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 5 |
| #9 | shadow pill | 21 |
| #168 | shot of flower schnapps | 5 |
| #61 | silent B | 4 |
| #22 | silent D | 3 |
| #96 | silent I | 5 |
| #134 | silent J | 2 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #83 | silent M | 7 |
| #98 | silent O | 7 |
| #68 | silent P | 9 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #37 | smirking shrunken head | 77 |
| #217 | sorority brain | 6 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | soul monocle | 1 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #16 | space jam toast | 13 |
| #232 | spaghetti cult rosary | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #211 | spectre scepter | 137 |
| #29 | spooky shrunken head | 725 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #861 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #310 | stainless steel skullcap | 9 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #506 | stainless steel suspenders | 8 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #389 | stray chihuahua | 7 |
| #7 | streetfighting champion's belt | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #78 | stuffed martini | 111 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #96 | sucker bucket | 2 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #28 | sugar chapeau | 33 |
| #22 | sugar shank | 41 |
| #52 | sugar shield | 33 |
| #18 | sugar shillelagh | 40 |
| #23 | sugar shirt | 30 |
| #46 | sugar shorts | 16 |
| #25 | sugar shotgun | 38 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #19 | suspicious-looking fedora | 4 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #46 | sweetened reindeer fat | 3 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #60 | temperance whiskey | 6 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #121 | third ear | 2 |
| #279 | throwing bone | 2 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
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