Zog_the_Flatulent

RankItemQuantity
#165-Alarm Saucepan23
#23A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)1
#4Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes31
#44Ancient Saucehelm24
#17Angelhair Culottes25
#12Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental28
#184Baron von Ratsworth's money clip3
#93Baron von Ratsworth's monocle79
#509Baron von Ratsworth's tophat4
#16Bjorn's Hammer26
#33Bling of the New Wave17
#1921Bonerdagon necklace2
#614Boss Bat bling5
#14Boss Bat britches229
#38CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#28Claw of the Infernal Seal20
#199Codpiece of the Goblin King32
#13Colander of Em-er'il35
🥇Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)1
#4Daisy's unclean bloomers53
#44Disco 'Fro Pick22
#9Disco Banjo44
#16Dragonscale breastplate2
#15Duke Vampire's regal cloak2
#16El Sombrero De Lopez51
#31Elder Turtle Shell26
#4Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square46
#14FantasyRealm Mage's Hat236
#16FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask242
#23FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm226
#4Former Sheriff Dan's tin star27
#25Galapagosian Cuisses20
#25Garter of the Turtle Poacher20
#60Glass Balls of the Goblin King31
#47Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun15
#18Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob31
#119Hodgman's bow tie1
#30Krakrox's Loincloth19
#6La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez67
#36Lavalos's shell3
#11Lederhosen of the Night50
#22Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet367
#21Mace of the Tortoise22
#263Mae West with a fly in it1
#372Microplushie: Bropane27
#406Microplushie: Dorkonide8
#389Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid11
#294Microplushie: Fauxnerditide8
#336Microplushie: Gothochondria24
#450Microplushie: Hippylase21
#354Microplushie: Hipsterine3
#369Microplushie: Hobomosome15
#473Microplushie: Otakulone23
#433Microplushie: Raverdrine14
#466Microplushie: Sororitrate16
#34Mr. Cheeng's spectacles4
#17Newman's Own Trousers35
#194Oscus's pelt1
#31Pasta Spoon of Peril9
#4Pecos Dave's sixgun49
#90Pokëmann figurine: Moog7
#40Pokëmann figurine: Twitter27
🥇Red Roger's red left foot35
#4Red Roger's red left hand18
🥇Red Roger's red right foot34
🥈Red Roger's red right hand33
#58Red Roger's reliquary16
#97Rock and Roll Legend23
#202Scalp of Gorgolok11
#81Stephen's lab coat2
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
🥉The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#5The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)1
#8The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
🥉The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#4The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used)1
🥇The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used)1
🥈The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used)1
#10The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read)1
🥈The Spirit of Giving (used)1
#65The Superconductor's CPU1
#171Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag6
#361Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette11
#42Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model2
#506Thwaitgold amoeba statuette1
#30Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette9
#288Thwaitgold bee statuette7
#319Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette2
#835Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#107Thwaitgold bug statuette11
#659Thwaitgold butterfly statuette2
#213Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#235Thwaitgold chigger statuette5
#893Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette4
#250Thwaitgold fairyfly statue1
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1379Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette2
#96Thwaitgold harvestman statuette1
#24Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette10
#1065Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#251Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette1
#74Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette4
#262Thwaitgold nit statuette1
🥈Thwaitgold nymph statuette38
#625Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#224Thwaitgold protozoa statuette1
#94Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette13
#897Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette3
#276Thwaitgold scorpion statuette5
#39Thwaitgold shield bug statuette3
#703Thwaitgold slug statuette2
🥈Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette35
#1736Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette3
#1039Thwaitgold termite statuette2
#20Thwaitgold woollybear statuette14
#83UV monocular2
#72Volartta's bellbottoms11
#23actual reality goggles206
#56adorable seal larva22
🥇aerogel accordion5
🥈aerogel akubra4
#5aerogel anvil2
#13aerogel attache case1
#12ancient oil painting of yourself18
#4anger blaster6
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#643asshat1
#129badass belt210
#22batskin belt68
#199blended frozen swill with a fly in it1
#226brick170
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#75bunny liver141
#315burst hellseal brain17
#249calle de miel with a fly in it1
🥇chalk chalice3
🥇chalk chapeau4
#5chalk chlamys1
#1660cheap toaster1
#72confusing LED clock145
#97crystalline cheer1,182
#31cymbal syrup406
#48designer handbag36
#161disassembled clover748
#12doubt cannon3
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#824easter egg balloon30
#10eleven-foot pole176
#4fear condenser5
#15fiberglass fedora1
#23flaming glowsticks19
#38friendly cheez blob29
#3221fuzzy dice2
🥈gabardine garibaldi5
🥈gabardine garland8
🥈gabardine gloves5
🥉gabardine gunnysack6
#77heart necklace53
#19high-temperature mining drill2
#24iced-out bling20
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#79jazz soap279
#15leggings of the Spider Queen2
#24limburger biker boots22
#43loadstone52
#10logging hatchet44
#10macaroni duck42
#237mandarina colada with a fly in it1
#78miming beret1
#325obsidian dagger49
#24old sweatpants1,579
#6ornate picture frame324
🥉paraffin pendant3
🥈paraffin pith helmet3
🥈paraffin poncho4
🥇paraffin pseudoaccordion5
🥉paraffin punching bag3
#237perpendicular hula with a fly in it1
#246prussian cathouse with a fly in it1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#6regret hose4
#19ring of Detect Boring Doors100
#182rockin' wagon with a fly in it1
#422shredded hellseal hide8
#39silver shrimp fork61
#18skull of the Bonerdagon93
#238slap and tickle with a fly in it1
#59soggy gingerbread chunk173
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#18spectre scepter434
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#9stray chihuahua68
#2471stuffed Baron von Ratsworth6
#7819stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#8950stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#1873stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#37stuffed dinosaur1
#7821stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#8978stuffed hand turkey1
#1867stuffed key10
#29stuffed martini260
#2313stuffed monocle8
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8880stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2064stuffed teddy butler11
#2471stuffed tin of caviar6
#8893stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#224tangarita with a fly in it1
#468tattered paper crown2
#4the Crymbich Manuscript (used)1
#21the Ley Incursion's waist1
#392tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer5
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#753tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer2
#220tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#498tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer4
#750tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer2
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#610tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#485tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer4
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#731tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign2
#303tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer6
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#345tiny die-cast blade a-spinning2
#190tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#481tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf4
#287tiny die-cast golden ring2
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#322tiny die-cast killing bird2
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#750tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf2
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#318tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#32topeé1
#54topiary skunk1
#293torn hellseal sinew16
#14untamable turtle35
#12unusual disco ball44
#9velour voulge1
#46vertebra of the Bonerdagon135
#20warbear empathy chip (used)1
#8warbear metalworking primer (used)2
#4wicker clicker4
🥈wicker kickers2
#12wicker slicker1

Wow, that's 10,694 items total!

what items are this player missing?