#15 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 23 |
#22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
#4 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 30 |
#43 | Ancient Saucehelm | 24 |
#17 | Angelhair Culottes | 25 |
#11 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 28 |
#184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
#92 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 79 |
#509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
#16 | Bjorn's Hammer | 26 |
#33 | Bling of the New Wave | 17 |
#1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
#614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
#15 | Boss Bat britches | 229 |
#36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
#33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
#35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
#32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
#27 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 20 |
#199 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 32 |
#11 | Colander of Em-er'il | 35 |
🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
#4 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 53 |
#43 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 22 |
#10 | Disco Banjo | 40 |
#16 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
#15 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 2 |
#16 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 51 |
#30 | Elder Turtle Shell | 26 |
#4 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 46 |
#13 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 236 |
#15 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 242 |
#24 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 226 |
🥉 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 27 |
#25 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 20 |
#25 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 20 |
#60 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 31 |
#46 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 15 |
#17 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 31 |
#118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
#28 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 19 |
#5 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 67 |
#36 | Lavalos's shell | 3 |
#11 | Lederhosen of the Night | 50 |
#20 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 367 |
#20 | Mace of the Tortoise | 22 |
#260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#370 | Microplushie: Bropane | 27 |
#401 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
#385 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 11 |
#291 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 8 |
#333 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 24 |
#447 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 21 |
#352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
#366 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 15 |
#469 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 23 |
#428 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 14 |
#463 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 16 |
#35 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 4 |
#16 | Newman's Own Trousers | 35 |
#195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
#30 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 9 |
#4 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 49 |
#40 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 27 |
🥇 | Red Roger's red left foot | 35 |
#4 | Red Roger's red left hand | 18 |
🥇 | Red Roger's red right foot | 34 |
🥈 | Red Roger's red right hand | 33 |
#58 | Red Roger's reliquary | 16 |
#113 | Rock and Roll Legend | 19 |
#202 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 11 |
#82 | Stephen's lab coat | 2 |
#68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
#5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
#8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
#7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
#48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
#4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
#9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
#172 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 6 |
#359 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 11 |
#494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
#496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
#396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
#828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
#107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
#658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
#209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
#299 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
#1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
#1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
#1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
#87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
#31 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 8 |
#1050 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
#247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
#259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
🥈 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 38 |
#623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
#210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
#111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
#315 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
#750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
#15 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 19 |
#1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
#1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
#26 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 13 |
#82 | UV monocular | 2 |
#72 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 11 |
#22 | actual reality goggles | 206 |
#68 | adorable seal larva | 19 |
🥈 | aerogel akubra | 4 |
#5 | aerogel anvil | 2 |
#14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
#12 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 18 |
🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
#227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
#642 | asshat | 1 |
#124 | badass belt | 210 |
#23 | batskin belt | 68 |
#197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
#225 | brick | 170 |
🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
#70 | bunny liver | 141 |
#313 | burst hellseal brain | 17 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
🥇 | chalk chalice | 3 |
🥇 | chalk chapeau | 4 |
#5 | chalk chlamys | 1 |
#1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
#72 | confusing LED clock | 145 |
#48 | designer handbag | 36 |
#161 | disassembled clover | 748 |
#12 | doubt cannon | 3 |
#309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
#824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
#9 | eleven-foot pole | 176 |
#4 | fear condenser | 5 |
#15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
#23 | flaming glowsticks | 19 |
#37 | friendly cheez blob | 29 |
#3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
🥈 | gabardine garibaldi | 5 |
🥈 | gabardine garland | 8 |
🥈 | gabardine gloves | 5 |
🥉 | gabardine gunnysack | 6 |
#77 | heart necklace | 53 |
#19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
#24 | iced-out bling | 20 |
#43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
#76 | jazz soap | 279 |
#15 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 2 |
#24 | limburger biker boots | 22 |
#42 | loadstone | 52 |
#9 | logging hatchet | 44 |
#10 | macaroni duck | 42 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#78 | miming beret | 1 |
#324 | obsidian dagger | 49 |
#31 | old sweatpants | 1,322 |
#6 | ornate picture frame | 324 |
🥉 | paraffin pendant | 3 |
🥈 | paraffin pith helmet | 3 |
🥈 | paraffin poncho | 4 |
🥉 | paraffin punching bag | 3 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
#17 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 100 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
#39 | silver shrimp fork | 61 |
#33 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 54 |
#237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
#59 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 173 |
#106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
#18 | spectre scepter | 434 |
#2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
#9 | stray chihuahua | 68 |
#2464 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
#7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
#8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
#8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
#8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
#1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
#37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
#7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
#8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
#1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
#29 | stuffed martini | 260 |
#2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
#8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
#8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
#8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
#8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
#8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
#2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
#2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
#8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
#222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
#468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
#21 | the Ley Incursion's waist | 1 |
#391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
#949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
#750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
#219 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 3 |
#926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
#213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
#629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
#495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
#748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
#613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
#607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
#481 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 4 |
#563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
#364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
#727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
#302 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 6 |
#307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
#342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
#189 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 3 |
#948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
#478 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 4 |
#283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
#565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
#320 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 2 |
#762 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 2 |
#945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
#578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
#746 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 2 |
#550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
#317 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
#53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
#292 | torn hellseal sinew | 16 |
#13 | untamable turtle | 35 |
#12 | unusual disco ball | 42 |
#9 | velour voulge | 1 |
#47 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 135 |
#20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
#8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
#4 | wicker clicker | 4 |
🥈 | wicker kickers | 2 |
#12 | wicker slicker | 1 |