| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #89 | Gearhead Goo | 6 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 4 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #77 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 8 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #69 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 7 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #164 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 9 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #425 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #186 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #445 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #147 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 3 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #361 | barrrnacle | 44 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #56 | breakfast miracle | 7 |
| #101 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 2 |
| #223 | bunny liver | 37 |
| #88 | can of V-11 | 5 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #100 | censored can label | 2 |
| #132 | clove-flavored lip balm | 4 |
| #103 | costume rental shop | 2 |
| #116 | ectoplasm au jus | 2 |
| #98 | electric copperhead potion | 8 |
| #115 | embezzler's oil | 2 |
| #117 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #126 | flask of rainwater | 5 |
| #176 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #130 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #215 | glass of baboon milk | 2 |
| #195 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #107 | glass of warm milk | 13 |
| #108 | grease trap | 1 |
| #118 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1832 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #126 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 5 |
| #117 | macaroni duck | 13 |
| #106 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #317 | old sweatpants | 230 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #46 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #7 | polyester pettipants | 3 |
| #6 | polyesterene powder | 4 |
| #143 | pygmy adder oil | 5 |
| #119 | roll of toilet paper | 948 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #205 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #128 | sleeping wereturtle | 7 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #488 | spectre scepter | 66 |
| #113 | steampunk potion | 13 |
| #94 | straw pole | 1 |
| #151 | stray chihuahua | 15 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #230 | sunken chest | 75 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #145 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #111 | tiny canopic jar | 7 |
| #87 | unholy water | 7 |
| #215 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #306 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #651 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #59 | vial of swamp vapors | 13 |
| #136 | zombie hollandaise | 5 |