| #586 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #89 | Gearhead Goo | 6 |
| #1195 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin Mutagen | 4 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #77 | Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil | 8 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #210 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #70 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 7 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #164 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 9 |
| #1567 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1808 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1040 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #187 | White Chocolate Golem Seeds | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #455 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #150 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 3 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #361 | barrrnacle | 44 |
| #75 | blank diary | 2 |
| #5027 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #56 | breakfast miracle | 7 |
| #102 | bubblin' chemistry solution | 2 |
| #233 | bunny liver | 37 |
| #90 | can of V-11 | 5 |
| #1862 | candy cane | 14 |
| #100 | censored can label | 2 |
| #133 | clove-flavored lip balm | 4 |
| #105 | costume rental shop | 2 |
| #118 | ectoplasm au jus | 2 |
| #98 | electric copperhead potion | 8 |
| #118 | embezzler's oil | 2 |
| #118 | filthy armor | 1 |
| #128 | flask of rainwater | 5 |
| #178 | friendly cheez blob | 11 |
| #132 | gamer slurry | 1 |
| #217 | glass of baboon milk | 2 |
| #198 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #108 | glass of warm milk | 13 |
| #109 | grease trap | 1 |
| #121 | handyman "hand soap" | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1829 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #92 | little red .epub file | 1 |
| #126 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 5 |
| #118 | macaroni duck | 13 |
| #108 | oil-filled donut | 1 |
| #323 | old sweatpants | 230 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #45 | pocket lint (orange) | 1 |
| #7 | polyester pettipants | 3 |
| #6 | polyesterene powder | 4 |
| #144 | pygmy adder oil | 5 |
| #119 | roll of toilet paper | 948 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #206 | skeletal banana | 1 |
| #132 | sleeping wereturtle | 7 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #489 | spectre scepter | 66 |
| #113 | steampunk potion | 13 |
| #95 | straw pole | 1 |
| #152 | stray chihuahua | 15 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #231 | sunken chest | 75 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #146 | temporary tribal tattoo | 1 |
| #113 | tiny canopic jar | 7 |
| #90 | unholy water | 7 |
| #221 | untamable turtle | 9 |
| #314 | unusual disco ball | 8 |
| #657 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 13 |
| #59 | vial of swamp vapors | 13 |
| #136 | zombie hollandaise | 5 |