Museum :: Euan McLeod

Euan McLeod

Rank	Item	Quantity
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#7	A. W. O. L. commendation	337
#414	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
#182	Ancient Saucehelm	10
#60	Angelhair Culottes	12
#142	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
#956	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
#70	BRICKO hat	1
#64	BRICKO pants	1
#62	BRICKO sword	1
#61	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	12
#25	Belt of Howling Anger	17
🥉	Belt of Loathing	1
#77	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	2
#198	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
#144	Bling of the New Wave	8
#224	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
#14	Bluzzard	1
#17	Boots of Twilight Whispers	22
#13	Brimstone Beret	2
#10	Brimstone Bludgeon	2
#19	Brimstone Boxers	2
#24	Brimstone Bracelet	1
#32	Brimstone Brooch	1
#40	Brimstone Bunker	1
#5	Brogre brolo shirt	1
#4	Brogre brorts	1
#4	Brogre bucket hat	1
#829	Bulky Buddy Box	3
🥈	C.B.F.G.	1
#163	Cerebral Cloche	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#188	Cerebral Culottes	1
#15	Chester's Aquarius medallion	3
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#12	Chester's cutoffs	5
#13	Chester's moustache	6
#8	Chester's muscle shirt	5
#91	Chester's sunglasses	1
#144	Chorale of Companionship	1
#89	Chori Zo trading card	2
#73	Claw of the Infernal Seal	11
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1419	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#27	Cloak of Dire Shadows	15
#85	Colander of Em-er'il	15
#252	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	10
#1216	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
#864	Crimbuck	890
#9	Cycloney	2
#85	Das Überkühlraum trading card	2
#12	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#241	Disco 'Fro Pick	10
#191	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#9	Drunkula's cape	2
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1376	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
#106	El Sombrero De Lopez	16
#42	El Vibrato energy spear	1
#45	El Vibrato helmet	1
#31	El Vibrato leg guards	1
#114	Elder Turtle Shell	13
#60	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
#638	FDKOL commendation	57
#27	Frosty's arm	2
#17	Frosty's carrot	5
#4	Frosty's iceball	2
#11	Frosty's nailbat	7
#33	Frosty's old silk hat	3
#9	Frosty's snowball sack	4
#63	Frown Exerciser	1
#16	Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred	1
#78	Galapagosian Cuisses	11
#74	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	11
#43	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	11
#13	Ghosprey	1
#4	Goggles of Loathing	1
#117	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#29	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
🥈	Great Wolf's lice	3
#5	Great Wolf's right paw	3
#34	Greaves of the Murk Lord	14
#297	Green Clover of Justice	7
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#82	Helm of the Scream Emperor	6
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#16	Hodgman's bow tie	5
#7	Hodgman's cane	4
#4	Hodgman's garbage sticker	6
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#57	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
#166	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
#25	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	3
#11	Hodgman's lucky sock	3
#18	Hodgman's metal detector	2
#13	Hodgman's porkpie hat	6
#98	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#209	Inndya trading card	1
#119	Iron Beta of Industry	81
#174	Jack-in-the-box	31
#34	Jawmaster 2000™	1
#5	Jeans of Loathing	1
#20	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
#356	Kissin' Cousins	3
#227	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#74	Krakrox's Loincloth	11
#66	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	17
#38	Lead Zeta of Chastity	3
#72	Lederhosen of the Night	16
#18	Lens of Hatred	1
#18	Lens of Violence	1
#166	Let Me Be!	8
#28	Li'l Businessman Kit	17
#18	Little Crimson Book	2
#44	Maxing, Relaxing	12
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#24	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
🥈	Mayor Ghost's scissors	2
#8	Mayor Ghost's toupee	2
🥈	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	6,185
#202	Meat detector	3
#180	Microplushie: Bropane	75
#163	Microplushie: Dorkonide	27
#231	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	25
#199	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	14
#198	Microplushie: Gothochondria	53
#177	Microplushie: Hippylase	85
#217	Microplushie: Hipsterine	6
#154	Microplushie: Hobomosome	45
#163	Microplushie: Otakulone	102
#148	Microplushie: Raverdrine	59
#247	Microplushie: Sororitrate	48
#16	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#125	Newman's Own Trousers	8
#105	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	61
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#15	Ol' Scratch's ash can	5
#15	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	4
#53	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
#300	Orange Star of Sacrifice	7
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#165	Order of the Silver Wossname	4
#9	Oscus's dumpster waders	5
#8	Oscus's flypaper pants	5
#16	Oscus's garbage can lid	3
🥉	Oscus's neverending soda	2
#12	Oscus's pelt	5
#153	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
#16	Pantaloons of Hatred	1
#15	Pimpsqueak	1
#314	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
#72	Pocket Square of Loathing	2
#301	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	7
#185	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	8
#93	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	7
#206	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	7
#208	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	7
#203	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	7
#231	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
#151	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	5
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	7
#101	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	16
#143	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	5
#132	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
#125	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	14
#107	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	15
#253	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	8
#175	Prelude of Precision	1
#266	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
#233	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
#101	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
#283	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
#76	Red Balloon of Valor	3
#206	Red Rover BB gun	19
#151	Roman sadnals	1
#17	Ruffalo	1
#10	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	2
#12	S.S. Ticket	3
#15	SMOOCH bracers	1
#14	SMOOCH breastplate	1
#12	SMOOCH codpiece	1
#12	SMOOCH kneepads	1
#10	SMOOCH spaulders	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
#171	Scalp of Gorgolok	12
#4	Scepter of Loathing	1
#200	Sensual Massage for Creeps	6
#81	Serenity trading card	2
#31	Shield of Icy Fate	14
🥇	Spelunker's fedora	1
🥇	Spelunker's khakis	1
🥇	Spelunker's whip	1
#17	Squib	1
#21	Staff of Simmering Hatred	1
#72	Star Spawn	2
#7	Stembridge sidearm	2
#9	Stick-Knife of Loathing	1
#15	Straypler	1
#159	Summer Nights	6
#28	Sword of Dark Omens	16
#279	Tales from the Fireside	4
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	25
#7	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	2
#41	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	2
#67	The Emperor's new hat	1
#66	The Emperor's new pants	1
#83	The Emperor's new shirt	1
#50	The Jokester's gun	1
#42	The Jokester's pants	1
#43	The Jokester's wig	1
#62	The Joy of Wassailing	28
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#33	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
#28	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
#38	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
#14	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
#7	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
#11	Three Mile Island shorts	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1003	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	3
#211	Thwaitgold amoeba statuette	3
#562	Thwaitgold ant statuette	2
#170	Thwaitgold bee statuette	9
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#358	Thwaitgold bug statuette	3
#659	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	2
#986	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#245	Thwaitgold cockroach statuette	3
#664	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
#769	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
#673	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	5
#184	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	15
#151	Thwaitgold metabug statuette	3
#126	Thwaitgold moth statuette	3
#262	Thwaitgold nit statuette	1
#625	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#800	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	4
#369	Thwaitgold scorpion statuette	3
#594	Thwaitgold spider statuette	4
#765	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	11
#479	Thwaitgold termite statuette	15
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#519	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	1
#66	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	9
#100	Travels with Jerry	8
🥉	Treads of Loathing	1
#158	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
#161	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
#189	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
#4	Uncle Hobo's belt	4
🥈	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	8
#8	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
#16	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
#26	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#113	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
#17	Vaporpoise	1
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#145	Volartta's bellbottoms	8
#14	Waifuton	1
#21	Wand of Oscus	4
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#19	Xiblaxian holo-bowtie	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
#13	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
#12	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
#166	Yellow Moon of Compassion	16
#1171	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
🥉	Zombo's empty eye	2
#9	Zombo's grievous greaves	5
#14	Zombo's shield	5
#13	Zombo's shoulder blade	3
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#14	Zombo's skullcap	5
#222	adorable seal larva	10
#29	affordable teak perch	1
#11	amphibious tophat	2
#40	ankleweights	1
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#54	annoying pitchfork	43
#35	ant antidepressant	1
#63	ant hoe	8
#64	ant pick	9
#122	ant pitchfork	3
#40	ant rake	14
#90	ant sickle	5
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#147	apathetic lizardman doll	1
#19	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	5
#50	asteroid belt	1
#208	baby killer bee	45
#37	bag of many confections	42
#12	bakelite backpack	1
#10	bakelite badge	1
#16	bakelite belt	1
#12	bakelite bowl	1
#15	bakelite breeches	1
#14	bakelite brooch	1
#430	balaclava	1
#281	balloon monkey	6
#72	bark beret	1
#70	bark boxers	1
#91	bark bracelet	1
#40	barrelhead	1
#92	barrrnacle	134
#28	battered old top-hat	1
#212	bed of coals	4
#671	beer helmet	1
#225	bejeweled cufflinks	19
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#10	bewitching boots	5
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#35	bindlestocking	34
🥈	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
🥈	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
#6	bitter bowtie	5
#8	black gallstone	1
#694	black greaves	1
#694	black helmet	1
#1125	black paisley oyster egg	4
#311	black plastic oyster egg	15
#2088	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
#667	black shield	1
#1902	black striped oyster egg	2
#726	black sword	1
#138	blank diary	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#10	blue canary nightlight	2
#667	blue paisley oyster egg	6
#1032	blue plastic oyster egg	4
#1242	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
#1836	blue striped oyster egg	2
#47	blue suede shoes	2
#333	blundarrrbus	1
#213	bone collar	1
#76	bone spurs	1
#61	boneana hammock	1
#63	bonedanna	1
#10	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
#43	bottle of moontan lotion	1
#33	bottoms of the barrel	1
#38	bounty-hunting helmet	1
#32	bounty-hunting pants	1
#38	bounty-hunting rifle	1
#142	bow staff	1
#150	bowlegged pants	1
#134	bowler	1
#11	box of hickory chips	2
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#28	brass bung spigot	1
#12	brass crank handle	2
#174	brass stinger	3
#9	brass turkey knuckles	2
🥉	brazen bracelet	10
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#17	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	4
#18	bugged balaclava	21
#32	bugged beanie	5
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#28	cactus monocle	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#164	can of starch	1
#20	caustic slime nodule	20
#78	centurion helmet	1
#39	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
#39	chest barrel	1
#35	chiptune guitar	2
#14	chocolate bowtie	1
#12	chocolate leash	1
#224	chocolate spurs	3
#31	clingfilm cap	1
#40	clingfilm slippers	1
#34	clingfilm trousers	1
#102	clockwork hat	1
#101	clockwork pants	1
#154	clockwork trench coat	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#624	club necklace	11
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#236	comfy coffin	5
🥉	control crystal	1
🥇	cool iron breastplate	1
🥈	cool iron greaves	1
🥉	cool iron helmet	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
🥈	corroded breeches	5
🥈	corrosive cowl	5
#17	cotton candy cordial	2
#42	cracker	7
#11	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
#11	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
#35	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#27	crumpled felt fedora	1
#13	crystal decanter	4
#36	cursed breeches	1
#64	cursed cutlass	1
#42	cursed eyepatch	1
#19	cute bow from beyond the stars	1
#124	das boot	1
#15	deck of lewd playing cards	1
#738	designer handbag	3
#378	diamond necklace	16
#177	diamond-studded fronts	1
#532	disbelief suspenders	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#37	double-ice box	2
#61	double-ice britches	2
#116	double-ice cap	2
#129	duct tape dockers	1
#93	duct tape fedora	1
#233	duct tape sword	1
#55	dwarvish war helmet	1
#46	dwarvish war kilt	1
#48	dwarvish war mattock	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#62	electronic dulcimer pants	1
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#19	even more tinsel	1
#2680	evil teddy bear	1
#191	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
#14	exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton	1
#12	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	3
#199	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
#45	extra-strength rubber bands	1
#22	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
#255	eye-pod	2
#1084	eyepatch	1
#291	false eyelashes	1
#14	fancy black tie	1
#251	fancy opera glasses	17
#14	fancy tophat	1
#16	fancy tuxedo pants	1
#34	farfalle bow tie	1
#193	fertilized ghuol egg	2
#99	filth-encrusted futon	7
#58	filthy child leash	23
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#25	fin-bit wax	2
#40	fishy wand	3
#19	fixed-gear bicycle	12
#139	flamin' bindle	5
#58	flaming glowsticks	9
#18	flaming nose	1
#19	flask of embalming fluid	1
#7	floaty rock helmet	1
#7	floaty rock necklace	1
#7	floaty rock pants	1
#6	foam commodore's hat	1
#11	foam naval trousers	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#20	foot-long hot daub	1
#234	freezin' bindle	3
#9	french-fry grabber	3
#326	friendly cheez blob	7
#40	frigid air mattress	10
#323	frigid mote	2
#427	furry pants	1
#1658	fuzzy dice	4
#263	garish pinky ring	17
#80	genie's bracers	1
#86	genie's pants	1
#89	genie's scimitar	1
#84	genie's turbane	1
#18	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
#23	ghast iron cleaver	1
#17	ghast iron codpiece	1
#16	ghast iron heater shield	1
#551	ghost pickle on a stick	1
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#237	giant designer sunglasses	19
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#19	gill rings	2
#156	gladiator tunica	1
#155	gnauga hide buckler	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#392	goat	1
#15	golden banana	3
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#222	grass blade	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#45	green pixie spog	2
#15	grimstone galoshes	1
#331	grue egg	74
#59	guard turtle collar	21
#36	gym shorts	1
#26	half-height unicycle	1
#13	hardened slime belt	9
#8	hardened slime hat	10
#8	hardened slime pants	13
#56	hardware upgrade	1
#1228	heart necklace	6
#15	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
#60	helm of the white knight	1
#284	high-energy mining laser	1
#11	high-speed upgrade	2
#19	hobo dungarees	1
#71	hobo fortress blueprints	2
#27	hobo stogie	1
#17	homemade robot gear	1
#11	honey dipper	1
#8	honeybritches	1
#19	honeycap	1
#18	hot daub bun	1
#16	hot daub stand	1
#225	hot pink lipstick	3
#305	hovering sombrero	1
#441	hypodermic needle	3
#51	iced-out bling	10
#52	icicle katana	2
#426	icy-hot katana	1
#35	imitation whetstone	1
#18	ironic moustache	28
#11	isotophat	1
#6	ittah bittah hookah	1
#18	jalapeño slices	2
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
🥇	kill screen	1
#1086	lavender paisley oyster egg	3
#2307	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
#560	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	5
#254	lavender striped oyster egg	9
#10	lead collar	1
#250	lead necklace	41
#492	left half of a heart necklace	1
🥉	left-handed melodica	1
#119	leprechaun hatchling	4
#610	lewd playing card	3
#15	li'l knight costume	1
#54	licorice boa	1
#94	limburger biker boots	5
#8	little wooden mannequin	7
#377	los chinos	1
#118	macaroni duck	13
#155	madius	1
#264	magnifying glass	2
#248	makeshift cape	1
🥉	makeshift castanets	1
#171	makeshift skirt	1
#181	makeshift turban	1
#579	many-eyed glasses	2
#382	maple leaf	1
🥉	marinara jug	1
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#1551	mauve plastic oyster egg	2
#147	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	20
#1614	mauve striped oyster egg	2
#9	mayo pump	1
#335	meatcar model	1
🥉	memory of a CG base pair	415
#33	metallic foil bow	1
#42	metallic foil radar dish	1
#44	meteorb	1
#53	meteorite guard	1
#60	meteortarboard	1
#80	meteorthopedic shoes	1
#35	metrognome	1
#37	microwave stogie	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#41	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
#26	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
#145	miniature antlers	1
#37	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	25
#31	miniature castagnets	1
#6	miniature deck cannon	1
#33	miniature life preserver	3
#24	miniature pruning shears	1
#22	miniature tophat	1
#25	miniscule beatbox	1
#11	missing semicolon	1
#5	molten medallion	9
#4	monstrous monocle	7
#364	moonglasses	1
#20	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
🥉	musty moccasins	11
#10	nanorhino credit card	3
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#16	nosy nose ringy ring	1
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#673	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
#1206	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
#1582	off-white striped oyster egg	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#82	oil slacks	1
#31	old patched suit-pants	1
#28	old soft shoes	1
#15	orange boxing gloves	1
#70	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
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#22	porcelain pepper mill	1
#23	porcelain phantom mask	1
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#93	stainless steel solitaire	16
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#431	stuffed Meat	107
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#301	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
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#228	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	3
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#565	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#604	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	3
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#562	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
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#190	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	3
#744	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
#603	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	3
#161	tiny die-cast golden ring	3
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
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#253	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	7
#507	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	4
#182	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	3
#116	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	10
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#566	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
#17	tiny do-rag	3
#10	tiny domino mask	1
#50	tiny fly glasses	5
#201	tiny knife and fork	3
#463	tiny maracas	1
#650	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#1465	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
#443	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	10
#1484	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
#962	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
#741	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
#707	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
#664	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	7
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1064	tiny plastic Black Knight	7
#1508	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
#1150	tiny plastic Boss Bat	4
#376	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	3
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#542	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	8
#2214	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	8
#221	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
#573	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	4
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#1511	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	6
#1303	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	7
#924	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
#85	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#101	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#59	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
#634	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#489	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	2
#85	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
#464	tiny plastic Father McGruber	9
#1500	tiny plastic Felonia	3
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#1752	tiny plastic G Imp	4
#173	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
#87	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#327	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	3
#935	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	8
#2162	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
#442	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	10
#2763	tiny plastic Hellion	2
#1758	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	4
#230	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	4
#169	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
#915	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
#1221	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	6
#932	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	8
#935	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	8
#2139	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
#76	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#186	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	6
#215	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
#46	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#302	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	14
#1225	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	6
#1449	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
#342	tiny plastic Queen Bee	7
#355	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
#82	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#490	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	9
#1531	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#1215	tiny plastic Spam Witch	6
#1221	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	6
#90	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#1520	tiny plastic The Man	3
#172	tiny plastic Toybot	1
#935	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	8
#1808	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#238	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
#685	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
#1426	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1793	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
#109	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
#1732	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#847	tiny plastic angry bugbear	9
#1854	tiny plastic angry goat	10
#761	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
#77	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#1083	tiny plastic anime smiley	7
#244	tiny plastic animelf	1
#1069	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	7
#828	tiny plastic astronomer	9
#1060	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	17
#72	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#2030	tiny plastic barrrnacle	9
#495	tiny plastic batbugbear	9
#643	tiny plastic beanbat	11
#389	tiny plastic bee swarm	11
#309	tiny plastic beebee gunners	14
#442	tiny plastic beebee queue	10
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#358	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	12
#438	tiny plastic blazing bat	10
#1176	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	15
#1235	tiny plastic blooper	6
#1767	tiny plastic brainsweeper	4
#2146	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
#670	tiny plastic bugaboo	6
#483	tiny plastic buzzerker	9
#334	tiny plastic cavebugbear	13
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#1290	tiny plastic cocoabo	14
#1194	tiny plastic coffee pixie	15
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#1182	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	4
#1242	tiny plastic cubist bull	6
#1476	tiny plastic demoninja	5
#1823	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
#52	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
#2158	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
#100	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#427	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#1738	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	4
#1788	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	4
#867	tiny plastic fire servant	2
#1484	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
#71	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
#716	tiny plastic fruit golem	10
#1147	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	16
#1115	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	16
#1316	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	14
#903	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	8
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#323	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
#1764	tiny plastic goth giant	4
#2027	tiny plastic grue	9
#2112	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
#1833	tiny plastic hermit	3
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#1650	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	11
#665	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	6
#1617	tiny plastic killer bee	11
#1063	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	7
#951	tiny plastic leprechaun	19
#1218	tiny plastic levitating potato	15
#1758	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	4
#485	tiny plastic moneybee	9
#2510	tiny plastic mosquito	7
#346	tiny plastic mumblebee	13
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#963	tiny plastic ninja snowman	8
#1344	tiny plastic pastamancer	4
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#2037	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	9
#2642	tiny plastic sauceror	2
#1077	tiny plastic scary clown	7
#45	tiny plastic sea elf	1
#4451	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
#101	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
#1451	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
#1558	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#671	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	11
#361	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	7
#931	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	8
#1651	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	11
#1259	tiny plastic spooky vampire	6
#1150	tiny plastic stab bat	16
#1515	tiny plastic star starfish	12
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1041	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	9
#1083	tiny plastic taco cat	7
#226	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
#684	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
#3857	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#4480	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
#2752	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
#192	tiny plastic warbear	1
#178	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
#1258	tiny plastic warwelf	6
#1045	tiny plastic whitesnake	7
#52	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
#1474	tiny plastic zmobie	5
#571	tiny shaker of salt	4
#27	tiny sombrero	1
#23	tiny top hat and cane	3
#1592	toothsome rock	4
#32	topeé	1
#23	topiary necktie	1
#7	topiary noseplugs	2
#35	topiary tights	1
#13	toxic mop	1
#67	toy Crimbot mega face	1
#67	toy Crimbot power glove	1
#64	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
#62	toy Crimbot super fist	1
#478	tree skirt	1
#53	trousers of the white knight	1
#74	tuning fork	3
#11	undissolvable contact lenses	5
#10	unspeakable lozenges	4
#184	untamable turtle	10
#375	unusual disco ball	7
#134	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
#10	vicious spiked collar	1
#4	villainous scythe	6
#895	vorpal blade	1
#15	warbear dress bracers	1
#16	warbear dress greaves	1
#13	warbear dress helmet	1
#54	warbear drone assembler	10
#42	warbear drone codes	1
🥈	washboard shield	1
#26	wax hat	1
#23	wax pants	1
#52	weegee sqouija	2
#10	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#33	woim	1
#17	woimbook	2
#1245	wolf mask	1
#79	wristwatch of the white knight	1
#12	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
#27	wumpus-hair whip	1
#14	wumpus-hair wig	1
#662	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
#967	yellow plastic oyster egg	6
#415	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#51	zen motorcycle	1

Wow, that's 14,945 items total!

what items are this player missing?